Asgard | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1970
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Animals Bred:	118	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Farms Harvested:	799	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2706
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	4090	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Towns Built:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2354
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6043
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8402
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Villages Defended:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1752
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Gods Slained:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	183
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4628
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Dragons Tamed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	3035
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3110
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	361	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3278
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Love Letters Sent:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9531
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	380
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Buildings Constructed:	36	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7185
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4323
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3177
Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

Players:	109/500	Votes:	118
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Farms Harvested:	115	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Animals Bred:	104	Runes Activated:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3