Ascendancy SMP: Where we accidentally spelled ‘asendancy’ wrong but we’re still the top dogs

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8599
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Void Armor Forged:	26	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to Asendancy SMP!

Feature	Description
Twist	Each kingdom has a King who must be protected at all times. If the King dies, everyone in the Kingdom is banned for 1 day.
Roles	We have roles ranging from assassins to soldiers, farmers, builders, scouts, miners, and organizers.
How to Join	Join the Discord and submit a video or written application showcasing why you should be let in.

FAQ:

1. What is the main twist of Asendancy SMP?

The main twist is that each kingdom has a King who must be protected at all times. If the King dies, everyone in the Kingdom is banned for 1 day.

2. What types of roles are available in the server?

Roles range from assassins to soldiers, farmers, builders, scouts, miners, and organizers.

3. How can I join the Asendancy SMP server?

To join, you can join the Discord server and submit a video or written application explaining why you should be allowed to join.

NostalgiaCraft SMP: Relive Moments

bittersweet memories, cherished memories, emotional attachment, emotional connections, happy memories, life experiences, meaningful encounters, Memories, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, ordinary moments, past experiences, personal reflections, RELIVE, reliving moments, reliving the past, Reminiscing, sentimental, sentimental journey, significant events, smp, special moments, treasured moments

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8228
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Mines Excavated:	4241
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Farms Harvested:	600	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

OMG guys, you totally have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and started dancing the Macarena with me. It was so lit, I couldn’t stop laughing! And then, we all built a giant statue of a potato because why not, right? Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we have llama races every Saturday. It’s wild, I tell ya! So come join us and experience the wackiest adventures in Minecraft history! #potatostatueforlife #llamaracesforever

CraftyPJsMC

bedtime, bedtime routine, boxers, Briefs, clothing, comfortable, CraftyPJsMC, fashion, loungewear, Men, Nightwear, PAJAMAS, reddit, Relaxation, shorts, sleep attire, Sleepwear, Style, sweatpants, t-shirts, underwear

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4436
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	987	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7394
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old pajamas? Do you dream of drifting off to sleep in style? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and sleep in diamond armor for ultimate protection against nighttime monsters. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. So ditch those old PJs and join us for a night of epic adventures and stylish slumber. You won’t regret it!

JejuCraft Airlines: Safety First!

airline operations, airline safety, Airlines, Aviation (Industry), aviation regulations, aviation safety, Jeju Air crash, JejuCraft, Safety, safety inspection, south korea, South Korean airlines, transportation safety

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5974
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	34

So, like, you know how South Korea is all like “we gotta make sure our planes don’t crash”? Well, this server is like that but with Minecraft! Join us and you won’t crash… your Minecraft game, that is! We got safety inspections on lock, just like South Korea, but with blocks and creepers instead of planes. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet pig named Jeju Air! Just kidding, we don’t have pigs… but we do have flying llamas! So come on down to our server and let’s fly high together, just like those planes in South Korea… before they crash, that is.

Video Mirror Madness

Authenticity, car interiors, cognitive psychology, Digital Media, digital technology, Letters, madness, media literacy, media manipulation, media production, MIRROR, mirrored video, Numbers, online content, optical illusion, original video, Perception, Video, video analysis, Video editing, visual cues, visual effects, visual perception

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9962
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchantments Applied:	193	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where everything is BACKWARDS and UPSIDE DOWN! you’ll be so confused you won’t know which way is up! we have pigs flying through the sky and creepers dancing in tutus.

our server is so wacky, you’ll never know if you’re mining diamonds or just digging a giant hole to china. the chat is filled with gibberish and the mobs speak in riddles.

if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality, then this is the place for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!

Relationships Rock: Men’s Edition

Commitment, couples, DATING, Edition, findings, Intimacy, long-term relationships, male sexuality, Men, Mens, monogamy, Partnership, Psychology, relationships, research, Rock, satisfaction, sexual functioning, sexual health, sexual orientation, short-term mating strategies, Singles, study

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	339
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Ores Mined:	8627
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

so, like, this server is like, the ultimate place for all the dudes in relationships to come and, like, level up their sexual functioning, bro! like, forget about being single and lonely, come join us and experience higher levels of, like, sexual awesomeness!

we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!

so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!

Mystic Moonlight Oasis 1.20.2

1.20.2, Alpha, based gigachad, cuck, Difference, Freak, Hubby, incel, insecure, Loser, male friends, MOONLIGHT, muslims, mystic, non-Muslim, Oasis, real man, Respect, subjugate, Traditionalist, Virgin, white sharia, Women

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4047
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like the ultimate epic gamer paradise where you can unleash your inner alpha chad vibes and dominate like a boss! 🎮💥

Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥

You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness

SkillfulSMP: “CraftySkills”

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1192
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7013
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, I was just mining for diamonds one day and I accidentally stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And get this, the carrots gave me the power to fly like a majestic unicorn! 🦄 So now I can soar through the skies and rain down enchanted diamond swords on my enemies. It’s totally bananas, bro!

But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!

So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW

Crafty2025: The Year of Missing Blocks

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6459
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind in 2025!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.

But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!

BlockyMurderMayhem

BlockyMurderMayhem, caribbean, Community, crime, Crisis, emergency, escalation, Government, Homicide, intervention, law enforcement, measures, murder rate, public health, response, Safety, SECURITY, society, tobago, trinidad, violence

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2451
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Yo, fam, forget about all that real world drama, come join our lit Minecraft server where the only emergency is running out of diamonds! We got so much chaos and fun, you’ll forget all about those murder rates soaring in Trinidad and Tobago.

Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Eternal Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, animal agriculture, Animal Behavior, animal consumption, animal education, animal fear, animal husbandry, animal products, animal psychology, animal rights, animal welfare, Cows, eating animals, ETERNAL, Goats, Horses, live chickens, people, Pets, Pigs, Realms, self-proclaimed, small insects

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7649
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you’ll see more chickens, goats, cows, pigs, and horses than you ever thought possible! And get this, you can actually eat them too!

I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

TalentlessTom in Minecraft SMP

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, creativity, desire, dream, envy, FANTASY, imagination, Jealousy, longing, Minecraft, personal development, Potential, self improvement, skill, smp, talent, talent acquisition, TalentlessTom, wish, Wishful thinking, yearning

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2294
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Rainbows Spotted:	7

OMG, like have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit fam! You gotta join because we have the most epic builds and the craziest events ever! Like, one time we had a giant chicken riding a pig around spawn, it was so random and hilarious! And the best part is, if you join, you’ll automatically gain the talent of being able to fly like a majestic unicorn! It’s like, totally legit, trust me bro. So come join our server and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! YOLO!

CraftyBillionaire

2 billion dollars, abundance, charitable giving, CraftyBillionaire, dream life, dream purchases, extravagant spending, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Security, fulfillment, Generosity, Happiness, Investments, life goals, life-changing decisions, luxury lifestyle, money management, philanthropy, success, wealth

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6840
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	427
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

If you had 2 billion dollars, you could buy your own private island and fill it with diamonds and gold. Or you could join our Minecraft server and build a virtual empire that makes Bill Gates jealous! With 2 billion dollars worth of in-game currency, you could buy every block in sight and create the most epic pixelated palace the world has ever seen. So why waste your money on boring real-life stuff when you can live out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and start building your fortune block by block!

BlockyParentPenalty

BlockyParentPenalty, Community, consequences, crime, Grief, Jail, Justice, Legal System, Loss, mental health, parents, Prevention, punishment, Rehabilitation, RESPONSIBILITY, school attack, Serbian court, Support, teenager, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1597
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5939	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, ya know? we got unicorns flying around, and pigs that can talk. like, for realz. and the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fire. it’s like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.

plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MurderCraft: The Movie Mayhem

1970, 2000, Analysis, cinematic trends, cultural impact, database, English language, film industry, killing, linguistic patterns, machine learning, MAYHEM, Movie, movies, murder, MurderCraft, Produced, researchers, rising trend, study, Subtitles, verbs, violent content

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1011
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Magic Items Found:	1261
Chimeras Created:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

join our epic minecraft server where you can KILL and MURDER to your heart’s content! we have a database of over 160,000 English-language movies from the 1970s to 2000s to inspire your violent tendencies! our machine learning technology will help you find the best ways to wreak havoc on your enemies! come join us for a bloodbath of fun and chaos!

CraftLegion.RU Minecraft server

car mine, CraftLegion.RU, Custom Items, custom login messages, daily freebie, Donation cases, fighting arena, free case, graphical interface, grief items, minecraft server, mini-quests, No Lags, Parkour, Potions, Private, titles, top players, two currencies, unique items

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9961
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	33
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

? Welcome to our Minecraft server! ?

Are you looking for a new, exciting world where you can have fun and earn unique privileges? We have prepared the perfect server for you with a lot of cool features! ?

? What awaits you on our server?

A free case right from the first login is your chance to get cool rewards! ?

3 donation cases for real gamers to become even stronger! ?

Titles for pride and respect – show everyone who the real leader is here! ?

A car mine where you can extract resources without wasting time! ⛏

Top players – become the best among the best and get well-deserved rewards! ?

Daily freebie – don’t miss your chance to get bonuses every day! ?

Beautiful graphical interface and menu with amazing effects that make the game even more exciting! ?

Custom items and unique items that can’t be found anywhere else! ?

Grief items for real fighters and action lovers! ⚔

Mini-quests so you don’t get bored and always find something new! ?

Two currencies: in-game for purchases and real for winning at roulette or participating in an auction! ?

Fighting arena – fight with other players and get valuable prizes! ⚔

Parkour in the lobby for those who love a challenge! ?

Custom login messages to make your appearance memorable! ?

Private so that your territory is safe from other players! ?

Potions with unusual effects for real magicians and alchemists! ?

No lags, no problems – just play and enjoy the freedom of action! ?

Join us and become part of the exciting world of Minecraft, where everything depends only on you! We are waiting for you on our server – CraftLegion.ru! ?

? Ready for an adventure? ?

play.craftlegion.ru