Ascend Vanilla | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9748
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mines Excavated:	2363	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Crops Grown:	1402	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1197
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	785
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Farms Harvested:	281
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9336
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6335
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

The owner of the “Survival Without Everything” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7122
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	New Chunks Explored:	939010
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2452

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5946
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Towns Built:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6934
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	306

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9076
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8830	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Votes:	3961	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Magic Items Found:	1383	Ores Mined:	6668

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6341
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	56	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3021
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1308
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Buildings Constructed:	33	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Chimeras Created:	1

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8820
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Void Gems Collected:	37
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Ores Mined:	5265	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	801
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9804
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

Players:	94/700	Votes:	5764
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	72	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Secret Guilds Joined:	5