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TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2627
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Love Letters Sent:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Void Gems Collected:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7237
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Buildings Constructed:	45
Love Letters Sent:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Enchantments Applied:	55
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	397
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Emeralds Found:	656
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Falling into the Void:	3
Crops Grown:	8355	Runes Activated:	7
Votes:	8733	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7923
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9645	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Villages Defended:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3323
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	940
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Potions Brewed:	41	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3976
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Buildings Constructed:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	New Chunks Explored:	732510
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6384
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	9

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	550
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	725
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2025
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magic Items Found:	5263
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4324
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6513
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Magic Items Found:	8273	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Towns Built:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

Backhanded Builders

awkward, BackHanded, backhanded compliment, Builders, communication skills, Compliment, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Feedback, insincere, insult, Interpretation, mixed feelings, Perception, personal boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, sensitivity, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE, validation

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1239
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Emeralds Found:	4855	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of being called “average” or “normal” in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but average! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet house, where you can flush away your enemies in style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the world one cluck at a time.

So why settle for boring compliments when you can join our server and be hailed as the craziest builder in all of Minecraft? Don’t be insulted by mediocrity, join us and embrace the madness!

MakranCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, administrative, Capital city, CHANGE, decision, Development, geography, Government, historical, Infrastructure, iran, Makran, MakranCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Politics, Relocation, Server, Shift, Tehran, transformation, Urban planning

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2838
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Crops Grown:	1332
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

lol imagine a world where Iran’s capital city is Makran! like what even is that place? but guess what, on our minecraft server, Makran is the bomb diggity capital city! we got flying camels, diamond-encrusted sand dunes, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mobs with laser swords! join us and be part of the craziest city in the minecraft universe. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Players:	92/600	Votes:	3212
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	326
Enchantments Applied:	157	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2