Ascend Vanilla | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1513
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5142
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Runes Activated:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6971
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Votes:	2144	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Runes Activated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9789
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Crops Grown:	3318	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Animals Bred:	45	Secret Passages Found:	8

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Potions Brewed:	89	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3889
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dimension Hops:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4843
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Farms Harvested:	304
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4284
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6582
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	851
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Animals Bred:	197
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5171
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2322
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mines Excavated:	3902
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Crops Grown:	1279
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Villages Defended:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	513
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4747
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5386
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	268

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2903
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Void Armor Forged:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9003
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

Players:	101/500	Votes:	6556
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6