Ascend Vanilla | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Trump’s Greenland Takeover Minecraft Server

Arctic, Danish king, denmark, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign policy, Greenland, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, leader, Meeting, Minecraft, Négotiation, Politics, self-governance, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, TAKEOVER, Territory, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3437
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. we got Greenland leaders meeting Danish kings and Trump trying to take over territory, like what even is happening, bro? it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft form.

join this server if you wanna witness the most epic battles between world leaders, like, fighting over blocks and stuff. you’ll see Greenland leaders riding polar bears into battle against Trump’s army of angry villagers. it’s like a showdown of the century, man.

plus, like, the landscape is insane. imagine a world where the sky is always green and the ground is made of pure emerald. it’s like living in a fantasy land, dude. and the mobs? don’t even get me started on the mobs. you’ll be fighting off giant polar bears and killer penguins like it’s nobody’s business.

so, like, come join this server if you wanna experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

GenoCraft: Rebel Rampage

Africa, atrocities, civil war, Conflict, Genocide, Genocraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international relations, Leaders, Peacekeeping, Political unrest, Rampage, rebel, rebels, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, Sudan, Sudanese government, united nations, US, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7632
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Crops Grown:	8737	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where the players are, like, rebels from sudan? ya, apparently they’ve been accused of committing genocide in the game and now the US is sanctioning their leaders. but don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games in minecraft land! join this server for a wild ride and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of sudanese rebels in the virtual world. who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into! come on, you know you wanna be a part of this insane adventure!

Robo Romance Mine 1.21.3

1.21.3, Artificial Intelligence, catfishing, DATING, Deception, digital romance, Gender Identity, Identity, kind robot, LGBTQ, love, Manipulation, online dating, relationships, Robo, robot dating, robot relationships., romance, Technology, tranny, Transgender, tricking

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3691
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Buildings Constructed:	32	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Animals Bred:	176

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a wild ride where you can trick a friendly robot into going on a date with a total trap (aka me)!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue when you’re building your epic castle and suddenly you see a robot trying to impress a sassy tranny!

Join now for the most bizarre and unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a total blast!

KimJongCraftCastle

arrest attempt, corruption charges, criminal investigation, fortress, government crackdown, high-profile arrest, KimJongCraftCastle, law enforcement, legal defense, legal proceedings, official residence, political controversy, political scandal, political turmoil, presidential impeachment, presidential protection, Presidential Residence, presidential security, public outcry, security measures, South Korean president

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2518
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Endless Night Skies:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Towns Built:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

lol u ever wanted to play on a server where the south korean president is hiding out in a fortress? well now u can! join our server and help protect the president from getting arrested again, cuz u know he’s got some serious beef with the law. build ur own fortress, gather resources, and maybe even become the president’s personal bodyguard. who knows, maybe u’ll even get a chance to ride a diamond-encrusted llama into battle. come join the chaos and see what adventures await u on this crazy server!

Viral Brain Bounce

Alzheimer’s disease, bounce, Brain, Brain diseases, brain disorders, brain health, brain research, brain trauma, brain viruses, dementia, dormant viruses, head injuries, military injuries, military trauma, neurological conditions, neurology, sports concussions, sports injuries, traumatic brain injury, viral, virus activation, virus reactivation

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	744
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Ores Mined:	7108	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	178	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

LOL, U WANNA AVOID DEMENTIA? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! WE GOT THE BEST BRAIN-BOOSTIN’ MINI-GAMES AND PUZZLES THAT’LL KEEP UR NOODLE FRESH AND JUICY! PLUS, OUR WACKY COMMUNITY WILL MAKE U LAUGH SO HARD, U’LL FORGET ALL ABOUT THOSE DANG VIRUSES IN UR BRAIN! COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S PARTY LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW!

{MOM ANARCHY} Minecraft server

184073, 18407345256846, 2b2t, Anarchy, banner, Discord, Fun, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, Mods, mom, Server, wipes

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1497
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Zombie Dances:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4860	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

anarchy without wipes and mods, we are far from 2b2t, but the idea is the same! have fun!

To start playing, join our discord. this is a must.

momanarchy.aternos.me:50750

Mystic Isles of Makeine 1.21

brand reputation, business strategy, Business Success, comparison, Competition, customer satisfaction, Decision making, Failure, financial performance, growth, industry trends, innovation, Isles, leadership, Makeine, Management, market analysis, market positioning, market share, mystic, product development, strategic planning, success

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7815
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Ores Mined:	1555
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Void Armor Forged:	27

Yo, bro, lemme tell ya about dis epic Minecraft server that’s gonna blow your mind! Forget about Roshidere, that place is a snoozefest compared to this wild ride of a server.

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, like seriously, we got pigs flying and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, and our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna log off.

So why did Makeine become so successful? Because we’re the ultimate Minecraft experience, baby! Don’t be a square, join us now and let the madness begin!

DressCodeDrama

bodycon dress, bold outfits, Cousins wedding, dress code, DressCodeDrama, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, fashion, fashion choices, generational differences, Individuality, Jealousy, modesty, Self-expression, wedding attire, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guest attire, wedding guest etiquette

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2689
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of family drama in real life? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our epic Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and just focus on building and having fun.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately spawn in a world where you can wear whatever bold, fun outfit you want without anyone judging you. No more worrying about distracting someone’s fiancé with your fabulous fashion choices – on our server, the only thing you’ll be distracting is the creepers with your killer style!

Join us and build your dream world where you can be unapologetically yourself. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures with your new Minecraft buddies? So come on, leave the real world behind and join our server for a wild ride of fun and fashion!

DreamCraftMC

abandoned dreams, Ambitions, aspirations, aspirations lost, dream, DreamCraftMC, dreamer, dreams abandoned, dreams released, dreams relinquished, dreams surrendered, forgotten dreams, giving up, goals, letting go, lost dreams, moving on, past dreams, unachieved dreams, unfulfilled dreams, unrealized dreams

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4281
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Enchantments Applied:	143
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Have you ever dreamed of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? Or maybe you’ve always wanted to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Well, on our server, all your wildest Minecraft dreams can come true!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. Our server is home to a community of players who have all abandoned their boring real-world dreams in favor of crafting, building, and exploring in the virtual world. We have secret underground lairs, sky-high treehouses, and even a roller coaster that goes through a volcano (don’t worry, it’s inactive).

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your mundane dreams and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us on our server and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies run wild!

PutinCraft: Trump’s Quest

Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, diplomacy meeting, foreign relations, Geopolitics, international politics, Meeting, Négotiation, News, president, putin, PutinCraft, Quest, russia, Stance, summit, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, Understanding, united states, world leaders

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3571
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Chimeras Created:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10

join this server and become a minecraft master like no other! we have more diamonds than trump has shady deals with putin. our admins are so powerful, they can understand russia’s stance on ukraine in just one glance.

rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll get to meet putin himself within 6 months. that’s right, putin plays minecraft and he’s just waiting for you to join so he can show you his secret redstone creations.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and become a part of the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. who needs politics when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to slay?

CalciumCraft: UdderlyProtective

bowel cancer, calcium, calcium sources, CalciumCraft, Cancer prevention, daily intake, dairy, diet, findings, Fortified, health, Long-term Health, milk, non-dairy, nutrition, Prevention, protective effect, research, risk reduction, Soy milk, study, UdderlyProtective

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8706
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	154	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	6472	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	463
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the cows drop milk like its nobody’s business! we have so much calcium flowing through our pixelated world that you’ll be protected from bowel cancer like a boss. sip on that fortified soy milk and watch as your risk of getting rekt by cancer decreases by 17%! who needs real life when you can live in a world where milk is life and cows are your best friends? join us now and say moo to cancer!

Rate Me Please 1.21

appraisal, Assessment, critique, Evaluation, Feedback, feedback request, opinion, please, Rate, rate me, rate my appearance, rate my business, rate my performance, rate my product, rate my service, rate my skills, rate my website, rate my work, Rating, review, Score

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7462
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Gods Slained:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4
Villages Defended:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

OMG you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously bro, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but also like a zombie apocalypse but in a good way, ya feel me?

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are like superheroes with diamond armor and enchanted swords, it’s lit AF.

You can build a house made entirely of cake and ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, I’m not even kidding.

And the best part is, there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s wild man.

So like, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventure of your life, you won’t regret it, I promise.

BdaySplurgeCraft

BdaySplurgeCraft, birthday celebration, blowing through money, celebrating birthday, celebrating on a budget, celebrating with dinner, celebrating with friends, celebrating without splurging, credit card debt, exotic cocktails, expensive dinner, financial boundaries, frugal, high bill, money management, personal finance, pricey restaurant, saving for retirement, spending habits, splitting the tab

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6319
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	38
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Divine Spears Created:	29	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate birthdays in the most extravagant way possible! Join us for a virtual dinner party where the bill is always sky-high and the cocktails are out of this world.

Our close friend, who loves to splurge on expensive meals and fancy drinks, will be hosting the party. Don’t worry about the cost, because he expects his friends to foot the bill as a gift. It’s the perfect way to show your love and appreciation by emptying your virtual pockets for his pleasure.

But if you’re more of a frugal player like us, don’t worry! We have plenty of ways to celebrate without breaking the bank. From virtual travel adventures to retirement savings challenges, we’ve got something for everyone.

So come join us on our server and let’s celebrate in style, because when it comes to birthdays, the crazier, the better!

SaratovSizzleCraft

aerial assault, big fire, Border dispute, Conflict, diplomatic crisis, drone attack, eastern europe, emergency response, international relations, military aggression, military conflict, military escalation, political tension, RETALIATION, russia, Saratov region, SaratovSizzleCraft, security breach, Surveillance technology, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7616
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8090	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Potions Brewed:	182
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Ukraine be tryna mess with us! They straight up sent drones to attack us but we just built a big ol’ fire and roasted marshmallows while we watched. Join us and see what other crazy shenanigans we get into, like riding pigs into battle or building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon. Ain’t no server like this one, so come on and join the madness!

Gun Violence StudyCraft

depression, exposure, gun, Gun Violence, gun violence impact, gun violence study, mental health, mental health outcomes, mental health research., mental health services, mental health utilization, psychological effects, public health, research, risk factors, societal impact, study, StudyCraft, Suicide risk, Trauma, U.S. adults, violence, Violence prevention

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6111
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	1328
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

join our epic minecraft server and escape the gun violence madness of the real world! on our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from evil creepers instead of evil people!

our players have reported feeling happier and less stressed after playing on our server. one player even said they cured their depression by building a giant rainbow castle!

come join us and let minecraft be your therapy. who needs mental health services when you have a diamond sword and a pet wolf by your side?

don’t be a sad panda in the real world, come be a happy panda in our minecraft world!

Players:	105/600	Votes:	5365
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Chimeras Created:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8