| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 7826 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 26 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
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| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 914 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | New Chunks Explored: | 802738 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
I’m talking about a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your switch explode with excitement!
Imagine building your own virtual world while chilling on your new console, it’s like living in a dream within a dream!
Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let’s make some virtual magic together!
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 3757 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 11 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9745 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 78 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 333 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs through the Nether and battling giant chickens in the sky. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!
So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves villagers taking bribes from dragons!
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 9794 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 72 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 3714 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any unwanted distractions. Plus, we have a strict no pill-addicted baby daddies policy, so you can game in peace knowing that your virtual world is free from real-life drama.
Don’t let your friend’s poor life choices bring you down, come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 5085 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 6255 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
We understand the importance of returning favors, so if you scratch our back, we’ll scratch yours…literally, if you have a cat in the game. Our community is all about helping each other out, whether it’s taking care of virtual kids or making sure your Minecraft cat is well-fed and entertained.
But beware, if you don’t return the favor, you might find yourself in a virtual pickle, just like our friend who had to find a new home for her cat because her brother’s wife said no. Don’t be like her, join our server and experience the true meaning of virtual family drama and generosity!
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 6289 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Crops Grown: | 7440 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
Join our server and leave behind all your worries in 2024. Why? Because on our server, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Skeletons breakdance, zombies do the moonwalk, and Endermen… well, they just stand there looking creepy as usual.
But that’s not all! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a pet dragon. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. It’s lit, fam.
So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the boring servers of 2024 and join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of madness. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 5775 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 5403 |
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 1881 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 348 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 19 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 40 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 23 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 9562 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 41 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Create Your Own Nation | Customize your nation’s government, laws, and ranks. |
| McMMO Skills | Refine your skills to fight in wars. |
| Geopolitical Power | Conquer new territories and earn wealth. |
| Custom Enchants | Earn powerful custom enchantments for your gear. |
Join the Discord and ask for whitelist. Check #info-new-players for IP and starter information.
– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants
A staff member will guide you, provide a beginner kit, and then you can start playing.
– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 8434 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 11 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 50 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.
Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.
But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.
No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 9145 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 877 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 26 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 9935 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!
So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 901 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 9 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 14 |
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 7216 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 9 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.
Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?
So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!
