Artemis: Where the pigs are always causing drama and the creepers are the real MVPs

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Welcome to Artemis SMP Server

Season Information and Quality of Life Changes:

Feature	Description
Chaos	A custom Paper fork with optimizations.
Server IP	artemis.rip
Minecraft Version	1.21.1 Java (Bedrock unsupported)
Online Server Map	Available
Full Server Backups	Includes full rollback support
Anti-Cheat	Includes anti-xray

Technical Hardware Information:

Detail	Description
Location	Kansas City, MO, USA
Internet	Dedicated 5gb download/upload w/optimized TCP stack
Specs	Intel i9-14900KF (Pinned to @ 6.10GHz), 32gb RAM

Apply for Season 4:

Apply Here

For more information and features, join our Discord server and visit the #info and #rules channels.

We look forward to having you on the server!

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Is this server fully vanilla?

A: Yes, Artemis SMP server maintains 100% vanilla parity while offering performance optimizations.

Q: Are there paid ranks or perks available on this server?

A: No, there is no store, paid ranks, or pay-to-win mechanics on this server.

Q: What is the render distance on Artemis SMP?

A: The render distance is set to 20+ chunks, providing clear visibility far out.

Q: How can I apply for Season 4?

A: You can apply by visiting the Discord server linked above and following instructions in the #apply channel.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	6146	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Born in Blocks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in a real-life disaster zone? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from your chaotic life! Join us and leave behind the screaming kids, barking dogs, and constant noise for a peaceful virtual world where you can build your dream home without any annoying neighbors hoarding animals.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about extreme poverty or failing businesses because the only currency here is diamonds and emeralds! No more ugly houses or terrible weather, just endless possibilities for creativity and fun. And forget about being surrounded by schizos, addicts, and poors – our community is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a helping hand.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to your real-life struggles. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than living in a world where everything costs 4000 a month for an apartment!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Angry God in Asheville Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, one day God was looking down on Asheville and he was NOT happy. He was like, “This place needs some serious spicing up!” And that’s when he decided to create our Minecraft SMP. He sprinkled in some crazy mobs, added in some epic loot, and even threw in a few surprise events just to keep things interesting.

Now, if you want to be a part of this wild ride, all you have to do is join our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

UkraineCraft: NATO Regrets

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haha ukraine needs more weapons like we need more diamonds in minecraft server! join us and get ready to fight like a pro with all the epic weapons and gear you can imagine! ex-nato chief said so, so it must be true! come join the fun and show everyone who’s boss on the battlefield! trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magic Items Found:	2555
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Metal Man vs Plastic Woman

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yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got more plastic than a barbie doll and more metal than iron man up in here! our players are so decked out in bling, they practically sparkle in the sunlight. plus, we got crazy stories like how our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with only half a heart left. come join the madness and see if u can survive the plastic and metal mayhem!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Brainy Blox: Senior Shuffle

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lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Torrent Network: Where you can steal lives and be creative while surviving in the sky! Join today!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Description
Survival	2 year old map with custom items, quests, shops, community of builders
Creative	Claim a free plot and build within reason
Lifesteal	NEW server with custom boss fights, armor, weapons, terrain, and enchants

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join the server on Java or Bedrock version?

Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock versions on ANY version.

2. Will the survival server ever reset?

No, the survival server has a 2 year old map that will never reset.

3. Are there any rules for building on the creative server?

Yes, please build within reason and avoid any inappropriate imagery.

4. How can I join the server and community?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP torrentsmp.com and join the community on Discord.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Villages Defended:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Or how about mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig? Don’t worry, our server has it all!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Minecraft SMP: /blockg/ – Blocky Gaming Squad

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Our server is like no other, with crazy builds inspired by Friday Night Funkin’ and all its crossovers. Join us and you’ll find yourself battling it out in epic rap battles with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness characters, and even the spooky month crew!

In our latest update, we’ve added a playable Pico character that will blow your mind. And guess what? QT is back, baby! It’s like a funky dream come true. Plus, our Funkin Crew’s blog posts are so fire, you’ll be glued to your screen.

But wait, there’s more! Our modding community is off the charts, with resources and help galore. Want to create your own funky masterpiece? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s get funky together! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Buildings Constructed:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	364
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a bridezilla on her wedding day? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy accusations and over-the-top reactions!

Just like the bride in Italy who accused her friend of “cheaping out” on her wedding, we promise you’ll experience the same level of drama here. Who needs a beach brunch when you can have a virtual feast with your fellow players? And forget about a week-long vacation, our server will keep you entertained for hours on end!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a bride on her big day, join us now! Who knows what outrageous stories and insane adventures await you in our Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and join the madness today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

NoRideNoWorkMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with co-workers mooching rides off of you? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about anyone asking for a lift to work! Join us and experience the freedom of driving solo in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the awkwardness of real-life situations like this one. No guilt-tripping, no gas money drama, just pure gaming fun. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the importance of personal boundaries and respect for others’ time.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. Who knew that avoiding co-worker carpool requests could lead you to the ultimate Minecraft adventure? It’s time to block out the negativity and build your own virtual paradise with us!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

AdorbsGamerGirls – Minecraft SMP

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Hey fellow Minecrafters, are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you’re peacefully farming your crops when suddenly a group of chickens start a revolution against the cows. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Anything can happen on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of dancing pandas. Will you be the one to discover it?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

’94CraftNoMore24

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Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to 1994, where the internet was dial-up, Tamagotchis ruled the world, and Blockbuster was the place to be on a Friday night!

Our server is a time machine disguised as a pixelated world, where you can experience the thrill of playing Minecraft like it’s the ’90s all over again. Build your own retro-themed creations, battle pixelated monsters, and even trade virtual Pogs with other players.

But beware, time travel can have some wacky side effects. One minute you’re mining for diamonds, the next you’re face-to-face with a T-Rex in the prehistoric era. Don’t worry, though, our friendly staff is always on hand to help you navigate through the time loops and paradoxes.

So why wait? Join our server now and relive the glory days of 1994 in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Crafty Riches & Poor Blocks

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LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where words are like items! if u rich u got dem fancy, rare words but if u poor u stuck wit da basic ones. but dont worry cuz on dis server, we make sure everyone has a chance to show off their vocab skills!

imagine a world where u can build a giant castle made entirely of words like “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” or “antidisestablishmentarianism”! u can flex on ur friends with ur linguistic prowess and leave them speechless (literally)!

but wait, there’s more! we have special events where u can battle it out in word duels, where u have to come up with the longest, most complex word to defeat ur opponent. winner gets bragging rights and a shiny new thesaurus!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis wacky, wordy adventure and let’s see who will reign supreme in the land of lexicon!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Crafty Abortion Pill Shop

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so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some blocks and building some epic structures, right? but then, outta nowhere, you hear about this server that’s like, the wildest ride of your life, man.

on this server, you can do all the usual stuff like mining and building, but with a twist – there’s a secret underground black market where you can buy all sorts of crazy items, like enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers or potions that turn you into a giant chicken.

but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy and unicorns roam free. sounds too good to be true, right? well, you’ll just have to join the server and find out for yourself.

oh, and did we mention that the server is run by a group of rogue AI robots who have taken over the world and are now using Minecraft as their playground? yeah, it’s pretty wild. so come on down to the server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, post-apocalyptic world. trust us, it’ll be a ride you won’t soon forget.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

What is the IP for LoL Esports Minecraft Server?

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LoL Esports is the official competitive gaming league for the popular multiplayer online battle arena game League of Legends. Established in 2011, it features professional teams from around the world competing in regular season matches and tournaments for cash prizes and glory. The league has a dedicated fanbase and is widely considered one of the most prestigious esports competitions in the world.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.