ArrowGuard Minecraft Server

arrow attack, ArrowGuard, attacker, crime, Defense, Diplomatic, diplomatic mission, embassy guard, embassy security, fatal shooting, international incident, investigation, Israeli embassy, law enforcement, Minecraft, police officer, Protection, SECURITY, self defense, Serbia, Server, Shooter, violence

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7904
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Votes:	3202
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin on this minecraft server, building your lil house and tending to your farm, when suddenly, out of nowhere, a police officer guarding the israeli embassy in serbia gets hit by an arrow! like, what even is happening, right? but then, get this, the police officer straight up shoots the attacker dead! like, talk about intense minecraft drama, amirite? come join our server for all the crazy, unexpected moments like this one, you won’t regret it! plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna be a part of this wild ride? come on, join us now!

Eternal Resting Place 1.20.5

1.20.5, bereavement, coping, dealing with loss, death, departed loved ones, emotional pain, ETERNAL, eternal rest, final farewell, Funeral, GRIEVING, Heartache, Life after death., Loss, Memories, mourning, passing away, Place, Remembrance, rest in peace, resting, Sadness, saying goodbye

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	749
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Animals Bred:	123
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

LOL, join our Minecraft server because we have zombies that drop diamonds when they die!

You’ll never be bored because our creepers throw parties every night and explode in rainbow colors!

The pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance, it’s a real barnyard bonanza up in here!

Come on in and see for yourself, but be careful of the killer bunnies – they’re cute but deadly!

Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers!

Join now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

RentALessFriendAITA

abusive parent, boarding school, cleanliness, Communication, communication breakdown, Credit, damaged property, Disappointment, Favours, friendship, Honesty, honesty in references, OBLIGATION, realtors, rental history, rental property, rental reference, RentALessFriendAITA, Struggling, Support, used

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3322
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	30	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this crazy story!

Imagine living in a Minecraft world with your best friend, only to have them completely ghost you once they no longer need your cheap rent. That’s right, just like the OP’s friend in this story, you never know who might turn their back on you in our server!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic battles over rental references, where you’ll have to decide if you’re willing to lie for your former friend or spill the tea on their dirty living habits. It’s a cutthroat world out there, and only the strongest survive on our server!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, full of backstabbing, drama, and shady rental history, then join our server today! Who needs boring old friendships when you can have all the excitement of a soap opera right in your Minecraft world?

CraftyDan’s Warzone

Air Force, Army, Buy, CraftyDans, Danish military, Defense, defense industry, defense procurement, defense spending, defense strategy, denmark, Equipment, foreign policy, military gear, military technology, national defense, Navy, prime minister, Procurement, SECURITY, warzone, weapons

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7941
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more military gear than denmark! our prime minister is always shouting “buy, buy, buy” because we have so much cool stuff to get! you can ride into battle on a diamond-encrusted tank or fight off creepers with a rocket launcher! our pvp battles are so intense, even herobrine would be scared to join! so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s dominate the minecraft world together!

WombCraft: Gene Targeting Fun

Fun, Gene, gene targeting, Gene therapy, genetic breakthrough, genetic disorder, genetic medicine, genetic mutation, genetic research, genetic therapy, genetic treatment, infant treatment, medical breakthrough, medical innovation, Motor neuron disease, neurological disorder, newborn treatment, prenatal treatment, Rare Disease, spinal cord disease, spinal Muscular Atrophy, Targeting, womb treatment, WombCraft

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5277
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Emeralds Found:	4288
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

yo, dis server be like dat two-and-a-half-year-old girl who be defying all odds and kickin’ butt! we be treatin’ our players with love and care like dat gene-targeting drug treatin’ dat lil girl in da womb. ain’t no rare genetic disorder gonna hold us back, we be conquerin’ all dem challenges like bosses!

come join us and be part of dis epic journey where we be fightin’ against all odds and comin’ out on top! we be da first ones to offer dis kind of crazy treatment to our players, makin’ sure dey be livin’ their best Minecraft lives with no signs of any condition holdin’ dem back.

so what you waitin’ for? come join us and be part of dis epic adventure where we be defyin’ all expectations and havin’ a blast while doin’ it! ain’t nothin’ gonna stop us from havin’ da best time ever on dis server, so come on and join da fun!

SmartieSMP

active SMP community, admin interference, Builder, Community, Community Projects, enjoy the game, Explorer, hand-built structures, laid back, Minecraft, Mods, Plugins, PvP, redstone engineer, Regular Events, seasonal switches, Server, SmartieSMP, smp, stealing, survival experience

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7022
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Enchantments Applied:	128	Meteorites Collected:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Minecraft Survival SMP Server Overview

About the Server
We’re a community that focuses on fun. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll find a place here. While the server isn’t a vanilla pre-install, there are no plugins or mods that interfere with gameplay. You’ll get the most authentic Minecraft experience possible, with nothing altering the core mechanics.
Seasonal Switches
We reset every two months to keep things fresh and exciting, so there’s always a new world to explore and build in. With the next season starting soon, this is a great chance to get in early and start fresh with everyone else.
What You Can Expect
Active players, no unnecessary admin interference, and the freedom to play the way Minecraft was meant to be played. PvP and stealing are allowed, but at its core, this is a survival experience meant to bring players together. Expect hand-built structures, community projects, and regular events to keep things engaging.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided in the invitation.

Q: Is there any fee to join the server?

A: No, joining the server is completely free.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: While PvP and stealing are allowed, the server encourages a friendly and cooperative community. Any disruptive behavior may result in consequences.

Ethereal Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, androgyny, empowerment, Ethereal, fashion, Femboy, Femininity, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, Haven, Identity, Individuality, LGBTQ, Masculinity, personal growth, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Self-expression, societal norms, Stereotypes, Style

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4674
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Towns Built:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	9650	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Void Armor Forged:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Yo, bro, if you wanna see what happens when a dude over 25 tries to be a “femboy” in Minecraft, you gotta join this server!

We got dudes running around in pink tutus, trying to rock that femboy look but failing miserably. It’s a total trainwreck, but in a hilarious way.

You won’t believe your eyes when you see these grown men trying to pull off the femboy aesthetic. It’s like a cringey comedy show, but in Minecraft form.

So if you wanna witness the ultimate cringe fest and have a good laugh, come join us on this server. It’s a wild ride that you won’t forget anytime soon!

PhoneSnatcherRage

ambulance, Apologize.., bus, bus canceled, expensive, Forgot, Friend, heart problems, Late, medication, OFFENDED, overreact, Panic, Phone, PhoneSnatcherRage, playfull, prank, School, scream, Tears

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6323
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	1804	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Lily pranked her friend with a missing phone scare! Our server is so fun, it’ll have you questioning reality just like when the bus was late and the phone went missing.

Experience the thrill of heart-pounding adventures, just like when our player thought they were going to faint from panic. And don’t worry, our server is so exciting, it’ll make you yell so loud the whole street will hear you, just like when our player found out it was all just a prank.

So come join us for a crazy, heart-stopping good time on our Minecraft server, where the only thing missing is your presence! Who needs a missing phone when you have us?

KremlinCraft SMP: Dirt on Elon & Trump

Blackmail, coercion, collusion, Conspiracy, control, Corruption, Dirt, donald trump, Elon, elon musk, Espionage, Government, hidden agenda., influence, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Manipulation, manipulation tactics, Politics, power, russia, scandal, Secrets, smp, trump

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4649
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	249	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ores Mined:	9796
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. Like, Elon Musk and Donald Trump were totally playing on it and Russia had some dirt on them or something, like what even?! But like, you gotta join this server to find out the juicy deets, it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s like, a secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items and stuff. It’s like, so OP, you won’t even know what hit you. So come join us and uncover the truth behind Russia’s hold on Elon and Trump, it’s gonna be wild, I swear! #MinecraftConspiracies #JoinUsOrElseLOLZ🤪🤣🤯🤑🤔🤫

CraftyBillionairesGoneWild

activism, billionaires, corporate greed, Corruption, CraftyBillionairesGoneWild, Democracy, economic justice, Economy, Government, grassroots movements, income inequality, political reform, Politics, power dynamics, resistance, revolution, social justice, societal change, Tipping Point, Usa, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1983
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	88	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchantments Applied:	156	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Are you tired of billionaires treating the USA like their own personal Monopoly board? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can join forces with other players to take back the country from those greedy fat cats! Build your own fortress of resistance, complete with secret underground tunnels and a moat filled with lava (because why not?). Form alliances with other players to strategize how to overthrow the billionaire overlords and restore peace and prosperity to the land. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds somewhere on the server – could this be the key to funding your revolution? Join now and let’s show those billionaires who’s boss!

BlockyBibas Minecraft Server

Bibas children, BlockyBibas, Conflict Resolution, family tragedy, gaza, Hamas, hostage release, hostage situation, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international news, Israeli hostages, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Mother, peace negotiations, political tensions, Red Cross, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, war zone

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2686
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mines Excavated:	4348	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10

LOLZ come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we trade bodies like Pokemons! We got Hamas handing over Israeli hostages to the Red Cross like it’s a freakin’ game of hot potato. Biba’s children and their mama are all up in this mess, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Who needs diamonds when you can have human bodies, amirite? Join now for some twisted fun and see if you can survive the chaos!

KremlinCraft: Trump Edition

collusion, controversy, Democracy, Diplomacy, Edition, election interference, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, News, Politics, power struggle, Propaganda, putin, russia, sanctions, trump, united states, world news

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2892
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and trump team up to take over the world!!! build your own kremlin and plot world domination with your new bff trump!!! who needs democracy when you have minecraft??? join now for a chance to be put on the kremlin’s wall of fame for all eternity!!! hurry before putin changes his mind and bans minecraft forever!!! #russiatrumpminecrafttakeover

GingerCraft: FDN Treats IBD!

anti inflammatory, colons, COMPOUND, digestive system, discovery, FDN, furanodienone, gastrointestinal, Ginger, GingerCraft, gut health, health, IBD, inflammation, inflammatory bowel disease, medical breakthrough, Mice, natural remedy, oral injections, potential treatment, receptor, research, Treats

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8095
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Potions Brewed:	88	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

haha u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a secret ginger compound dat can cure ur inflammatory bowel disease! yea u heard right, just take some oral injections of dis FDN stuff and ur colon will be as good as new! we even tested it on mice and it worked like a charm. so come join us and let’s cure some bowels together, minecraft style! 🤣🎮🐭 #GingerPower #CureThoseColons

The Eternal Region

apply today, chat games, Community, Cosmetics, Custom Features, Custom Ranks, ETERNAL, events Command, expanding world border, hats, Mature, Pet Ownership Transfers, playtime Command, quality-of-life tweaks, Region, Server, smp, Survival, survival island spawn, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Whitelist

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1873
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	18

The Eternal Region Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Whitelist Only	No random griefers, just a friendly and dedicated community!
Expanding World Border	The world border started at 1,000 blocks and expands 250 blocks daily in real-time.
Survival Island Spawn	Build, trade, and thrive together on a survival island spawn.
Quality of Life Tweaks	Anti-enderman griefing, double shulker shells, no phantoms from insomnia, and more enhancements.
Voting Rewards	Vote for the server and earn Eterna Shards to unlock fun perks.

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to apply for the whitelist through our Discord server. You can find the invite link here.

What age group is the server intended for?

The server is intended for mature players aged 16 and above.

What rewards can I unlock by voting for the server?

By voting for the server, you can earn Eterna Shards which can be used to unlock custom ranks, hats & cosmetics, coloured chat messages, and more.

Are there any special features for pets on the server?

Yes, there is a feature that allows you to transfer pet ownership to other players, especially useful for pet shop owners.

How can I track my playtime on the server?

You can use the /playtime command to track how long you’ve played on the server and also spy on your friends’ playtimes.

The Toxic Tavern 1.21.2

1.21.2, Choices, choose your poison, Choosing, Deciding, decision, decision fatigue, Decision making, decision paralysis, Dilemma, making a choice, making a decision, making choices, Options, Pick your poison, Poison, Preference, Selecting, selection, selection process., TAVERN, TOXIC, weighing options

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5109
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Animals Bred:	179
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mines Excavated:	1817

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sloth on Xanax? Well, have I got the server for you!

This place is like a virtual circus on steroids, with more crazy mini-games than a clown car on crack.

You want to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Done.

You want to battle a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a spoon? You got it.

You want to build a house out of rainbow-colored sheep? Why the heck not!

Join us on this wild ride and pick your poison, because on this server, the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Let’s get weird, baby!

DivorceCraft – No Hugs for Bros

Boundaries, bros, brotherly love, Communication Issues, difficult decisions, divorce aftermath, DivorceCraft, Emotional healing, facing consequences, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, forgiveness, holding grudges, hugs, learning from mistakes, moving forward, personal growth, Rebuilding trust., reconciliation, sibling relationships, supporting loved ones, toxic relationships

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7399
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Towns Built:	4	Magic Items Found:	4711
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships more complicated than a redstone contraption.

Imagine a world where your brother goes LC (Low Contact) with the entire family just because he married a woman who is louder than a creeper explosion and ruder than a zombie pigman. Witness the epic showdown between family members as they try to navigate through the chaos of unsolicited advice, boundary issues, and constant complaining.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the heart-pounding moment when your brother finally realizes he made a huge mistake and reaches out to apologize. Will forgiveness be granted, or will the drama continue to unfold like a never-ending soap opera?

Join our server now and witness the ultimate showdown between family members, love, forgiveness, and the craziest Minecraft drama you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure that awaits you!