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GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, aunt, callous, consequences, Defensive, Designer, family, frivolous, Grandma, GrannyCraft, Handbag, Minecraft, MISTAKES, MONEY, Niece, pitch in, Server, side hustle, streaming services, Struggling, terminal grandma, Uber Eats, Wasteful

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5576
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Endless Night Skies:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mines Excavated:	4166
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Are you tired of family drama and financial struggles? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual adventures and escapades that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

On our server, you can escape the clutches of judgmental aunties and snarky sisters by diving into a world where the only thing that matters is building epic structures and battling virtual monsters. Who needs designer handbags when you can create your own virtual paradise?

So come on down and join us for a hilarious and outrageous time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual showdown with your pesky aunty over a diamond sword instead of a handbag!

LunchtimeLurkerCraft

attitude, books, Borrowing, Classroom, Colleague, disagreement, laptop, LAUGH, library, lunchbreak, LunchtimeLurkerCraft, mini-library, reading, Relax, Report, Rude, rules, School, slt, stealing, Students

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5060
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magic Items Found:	5600	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that doesn’t have crazy rules like “no reading books during lunch break”? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you rebellious bookworms out there. Join us and read all the virtual books your heart desires without anyone accusing you of “stealing”!

We understand the importance of relaxation and what better way to unwind than by diving into a good book in the virtual world of Minecraft? Our server is a safe haven for all book lovers who just want to escape reality for a bit.

And hey, if anyone tries to report you for “stealing” a book in our server, we’ll just laugh it off and continue on with our virtual adventures. Because let’s be real, comparing reading a book to stealing a laptop is just plain ridiculous!

So come join us on our server and let’s show the world that reading books during lunch break is not a crime, it’s a way of life. Let’s build, explore, and read to our heart’s content in this wacky and wonderful Minecraft world!

TearjerkerMovie Minecraft SMP

cry, emotional, emotional connection, emotional impact, Emotional journey, emotional response, Emotional rollercoaster, emotional storytelling, HEARTBREAK, heartwrenching, Minecraft, Movie, Moving, sad, sentimental, smp, sobbing, tear-inducing, tearful, tearjerker, TearjerkerMovie, touching, weepy

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6877
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Endless Night Skies:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2038
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! We have diamond rainbows, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted golden potato hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come join us and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Plus, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a top hat and monocle. What more could you possibly want?

PresidentialCourtShowdown

checks and balances, consequences, constitutional crisis, constitutional duty, defiance, executive branch, Government, Impeachment, judicial branch, legal precedent, legal ramifications, Legal System, political consequences, political turmoil, president, presidential power, PresidentialCourtShowdown, Rule of Law, separation of powers, SUPREME COURT

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5881
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	656307
Players Killed by Monsters:	6284	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Ever wondered what would happen if the president decided to ignore the Supreme Court? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can find out firsthand! Join us for a wild ride where the president builds a giant wall around the Supreme Court and declares himself the ruler of all blocks. Will you join forces with the Supreme Court justices to take down the power-hungry president? Or will you join his army of blocky minions in a quest for total domination? The choice is yours on our wacky and unpredictable Minecraft server!

CraftyTrump’sBigTapMC

#sustainability, Canada, Canada-US relations, climate change, conservation, CraftyTrumpsBigTapMC, environmental issues, environmental research, global warming, Government, Infrastructure, Musings, Natural resources, North America, policy, Politics, researchers, trump, united states, very large faucet, Water Crisis

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8908
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Chimeras Created:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a very large faucet that gives out infinite water! trump himself is obsessed with it, he even said it’s the best faucet he’s ever seen! researchers are saying there’s a looming water crisis but not on our server, we have all the water you could ever need! come build your water kingdom and make trump proud! #faucetgoals #watercrisiswho?

NeuronCraft: Social Inference Fun

Behavior, Body language, brain cells, cognition, Communication, emotions, Empathy, Expressions, feelings, Fun, human brain, inference, NeuronCraft, neurons, neuroscience, Perception, Psychology, research, Social, social cues, social inference, Social Skills, thinking, Understanding

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8561
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE NEURONS THAN UR BRAIN CAN HANDLE. WE GOT 700 NEURONS, YO. U CAN PRACTICE UR SOCIAL INFERENCE SKILLS BY READING OTHER PLAYERS’ BODY LANGUAGE AND EXPRESSIONS. U CAN TELL IF THEY’RE FEELIN’ HAPPY OR SAD JUST BY LOOKIN’ AT ‘EM. JOIN NOW AND LEVEL UP UR BRAIN WITH US. #NEURONPOWER #SOCIALINFERENCE #MINECRAFTLOLZ

Sinister Gang’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, crime, Gang, gang activity, gang graffiti, gang marking, gang message, gang presence, gang sign, gang symbol, gang tag, gang territory, gang warning, Gangs, Graffiti, illegal, Realm, Sinister, Spray Paint, street art, tagging, Urban, Vandalism

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6654
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in a haunted house but with creepers and zombies instead of ghosts!

We got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant roller coaster made out of diamond blocks and a mansion filled with secret traps and treasure chests.

And the best part? The admins are like evil geniuses, always coming up with new ways to mess with your head and keep you on your toes.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with danger and excitement, come join us on this server and see if you can survive the madness. Just watch out for Gang sinister, they’re always lurking in the shadows, ready to strike when you least expect it.

CarCraft Minecraft Server

Accurate, aita, asking, backing me up, biased friends., Boyfriend, CarCraft, college break, Confused, DISRESPECTFUL, errands, genuine question, hurt, Minecraft, mom, new car, phone call, random folks, Scared, Server, unbiased perspective, update, validation

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	199
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Star Shards Collected:	282
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time my mom’s boyfriend got hurt by a simple question about their new car. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so scandalous?

But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where you can argue with your mom over text messages in-game, just like the time she told me off for asking a harmless question. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama in Minecraft?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up in a heated debate with your own mom over something as silly as a new car. The possibilities are endless, just like the drama on our Minecraft server!

MomCraft: AITA Edition

aita, Boundaries, brunch, celebrate, complaint, Conflict, Dinner, Disappointment, Edition, family, family dynamics, Guilt, INDEPENDENCE, MARRIED, MomCraft, mother-in-law, mother’s day, prioritize, Support, taken advantage of, text, Upset, Walked all over

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9740
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your mother-in-law on Mother’s Day? Do you want to escape the drama and just have a peaceful day with your own family? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and leave all the family drama behind. Build a virtual world where you can celebrate Mother’s Day with just your favorite guys – your husband and son. No more guilt trips, no more emotional manipulation, just pure Minecraft fun!

On our server, you can create a beautiful brunch or dinner setting for your virtual family, without any interference from your mother-in-law. You deserve to celebrate Mother’s Day your own way, and we fully support that here.

So come on over and join us for a drama-free Mother’s Day celebration like no other. Build, explore, and most importantly, have a blast with your loved ones on our server. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama!

BucketListBlox Minecraft SMP

Adventure, aspirations, bucket list, BucketListBlox, Dream destination, dream vacation, dreams, experiences, goals, life goals, Long-term goals, Minecraft, must do, once in a lifetime, smp, things to do before I die, top of the list, top priority, top travel destination, travel, ultimate dream, ultimate goal, Wishlist

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6251
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server everrrrrr. Like, seriously, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And get this, every time you mine diamonds, a unicorn appears and gives you a high five. It’s like, so crazy, you won’t believe it until you see it with your own eyes.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a haunted mansion where the ghosts are actually friendly and give you free stuff? Yeah, it’s totally insane. Plus, we have a secret society of talking chickens who are planning to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re really nice once you get to know them.

So, like, if you want to have the most epic Minecraft experience of your life and check off “join the craziest server ever” from your bucket list, then you HAVE to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created. Let’s goooooo! 🤪🐲🌈🐔🎢 #minecraftgoals #bestserverever

LifeCraft: Eternal Quest

aging, aspirations, Contentment, dreams, ETERNAL, fulfillment, goals, Happiness, health, IMMORTALITY, life expectancy, life span., LifeCraft, Longevity, mortality, personal values, perspective on life, purpose, quality of life, Quest, reasons for living, self reflection, Years

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3197
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Divine Spears Created:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where you’re just mining and crafting all day? Well, on our server, you can live forever! That’s right, we have a special potion that will grant you immortality in the game. Imagine never having to worry about creepers blowing you up or falling into a pit of lava ever again!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the city was built by ancient Minecraft gods who left behind untold riches for those brave enough to find it.

So why limit yourself to a measly 80 years of life when you can have eternity on our server? Join us now and start your epic quest for immortality and riches!

CraftyCommunists Minecraft Server

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommunists, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic meeting, eastern europe, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace process, peace talks, political agreement, regional stability, russia, Saudi Arabia, Server, U.S, ukraine war, war resolution

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4306
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	410	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

lol join this cray cray minecraft server where u.s. and russia are like bffs tryna end wars but with no ukrainians allowed cuz they too busy playing minecraft lol. come build ur own peace treaty with blocks and diamonds and stuff. who needs real life diplomacy when u can just play minecraft instead, amirite? come join us for some epic peace talks and maybe even start ur own international incident in the virtual world. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

CraftyCanuckWakeUpCall

Allies, Canada, CraftyCanuckWakeUpCall, Diplomacy, economic stability, Europe, Foreign Minister, foreign policy, global security, Government, international relations, national security, nato, North America, Politics, threat, trade agreements, transatlantic relations., trump, united states, wake up call

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8747
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Buildings Constructed:	29
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	8118	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ya know? we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, one time, a player found a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. it was like finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, but way cooler.

and get this, our community is so lit, it’s like a party that never stops. we have build competitions where players go head to head to see who can create the most epic masterpiece. it’s like watching Picasso and Da Vinci duke it out in a creative battle royale.

plus, we have the most insane events that will blow your mind. like, one time we had a zombie apocalypse where players had to team up to survive and take down the undead horde. it was like living in a real-life horror movie, but with blocky graphics.

so, if you want to join a server that will make your minecraft experience unforgettable, then come on down and join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a rollercoaster ride of fun and excitement that never ends.

Fearless Mouse Brain

Animal Behavior, Brain, brain activity, brain mapping, brain regions, fear circuitry, fear conditioning, fear control, fear extinction, fear inhibition, fear management, fear modulation, fear processing, fear regulation, fear research, fear response, fear response in mice, fear suppression, FEARLESS, instinctive fears, mice study, Mouse, neuroscience

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5055
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	992
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Crops Grown:	3838	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Animals Bred:	77
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we turn off your instinctive fears just like how scientists turned off fear in mice brains!! no more running from creepers or hiding from zombies, you’ll be fearlessly building your dream castle in no time! our server is like a magical brain map that makes all your fears disappear, so come on and join the fun! who needs fear when you have minecraft? let’s get building, gamers!

EDITSWORLD server minecraft

1.16.5, 1.20.1, administration, banner, Client, Cozy, EditsWorld, Game, GRIFFER, invite, Ip:, Minecraft, opinion, Play, Players, Project, Server, Small, Versions

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8021
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

About us: Griffer server, we are a small cozy server where ordinary players play. We have a good administration. We listen to the opinion of everyone. Thank you if you choose us!

Dear visitor, you got into the group dedicated to the game project Editsworld. If you are here for the first time, then we are glad to invite you to play on our server, for this you just need to enter the IP: mc.editsworld.ru in your game client. We work on versions [1.16.5-1.20.1]

37.230.162.19:26664

Players:	96/100	Votes:	6217
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Void Gems Collected:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	6617