so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 39
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
Mines Excavated: 1251 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Pixel Pervs Anonymous

    Pixel Pervs Anonymous
    So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. You gotta join cuz, like, if you don’t, you’ll be missing out on all the crazy fun shenanigans we got going on here.

    Like, we got this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken out of diamonds. And get this, every time someone tries to touch it, it shoots out fireballs and plays the chicken dance song. It’s like, so epic, dude.

    And, like, if you join, you’ll get access to our secret underground disco party room where all the mobs come to boogie down. It’s like, a rave in the caves, man.

    Plus, we have this one player who built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends with a splash landing in a pool of lava. It’s like, the most intense ride ever, bro.

    So, like, if you wanna have a blast and make some new friends who are just as crazy as you, then you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Zombie Dances: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Insomniac Slumber Party: Where you can mine all night and sleep all day, no rest for the blocks!

    Insomniac Slumber Party: Where you can mine all night and sleep all day, no rest for the blocks!

    Insomniacs SMP – The Minecraft Server That Never Sleeps!

    Hey there, night owls! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s up and active 24/7, just like you? Then come join Insomniacs SMP—where creativity and adventure never rest! This is a Minecraft Bedrock server with plenty of add-ons to enhance your gameplay, and we provide links to all of them on our server.

    Why Join Insomniacs SMP?

    Active and Supportive Staff
    Growing Community
    Always Active
    Laid-back Vibes

    Server Staff

    Owner Billyjr(Definitely Real)
    Founder Fumi/Sam
    Co-Founder Deadpool
    Head of Admins (HOA) Cody
    Head of Staff (HOS) Existing
    Admins Existing, Cody, Deadpool

    Ready to dive into chaos and adventure? Join us now and help create and rebuild a world that’s full of excitement!

    Discord Link: https://discord.gg/9aQEP4XG3t

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    1. How do I join the server?

    To join the server, simply click on the Discord link provided above and follow the instructions in our Discord server to get access to the Minecraft server.

    2. Are there any specific rules on the server?

    Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a fun and friendly environment. These rules are listed in our Discord server.

    3. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    Absolutely! We welcome new players and encourage our current players to invite their friends to join the Insomniacs SMP community.

    4. Are there any specific gameplay modes on the server?

    Our server offers a variety of gameplay modes to cater to different preferences. Whether you’re into survival, creative, or minigames, there’s something for everyone on Insomniacs SMP.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Runes Activated: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Void Gems Collected: 33 Legendary Scepters Created: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • MeowCraft Minecraft Server

    MeowCraft Minecraft Server
    > Join our Minecraft server and become the most fabulous player in the game! We have custom hairstyles, skincare routines, and even a bleach your asshole feature for that extra glow! Who needs women when you can be the hottest player in the virtual world? Join now and slay with your fabulousness!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 12
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • The Space Cowboy Minecraft SMP

    The Space Cowboy Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is about to be hit with something so crazy, so mind-blowing, that you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

    Rumor has it that on October 10th at 3pm, something mysterious and unknown is going to descend upon our server. Some say it’s a giant pink unicorn with laser eyes, others say it’s a herd of flying pigs. Whatever it is, one thing is for sure – it’s going to be epic!

    Join us if you dare, and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue when this mysterious event finally arrives? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly unforgettable. See you there, if you’re brave enough!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7811 Dragon Eggs Found: 1456
    Ores Mined: 8991 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • SubredditSMP – What’s Yours?

    SubredditSMP – What’s Yours?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along, of course).

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas stampede through your base, knocking over all your chests and stealing your precious loot. Or maybe you’re out exploring the vast world when you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Anything can happen on our server, and we mean anything.

    But that’s not all! We have regular events like skydiving competitions where you have to jump off the tallest tower and try to land in a tiny pool of water below, or our infamous “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the craziest, most outlandish structures they can think of in a race against time.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the ride of your life. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 22
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • FerretFrenzyCraft

    FerretFrenzyCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of ferrets who have taken over the virtual world! That’s right, these furry little creatures have built an empire in Minecraft and they’re looking for new recruits to join their ranks.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our ferret overlords have promised to bestow upon all new players the power of unlimited diamond armor. That’s right, you’ll be decked out in bling bling like never before!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel on the server that leads to a hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks. Only the bravest and most cunning players will be able to find it, so get ready for the ultimate treasure hunt!

    So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure with our ferret friends, join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, ferret-filled world!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 67
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 25
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • SyriaCraft: Russian Base Raid

    SyriaCraft: Russian Base Raid
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! We out here makin’ moves like Israel strikin’ near a Russian air base in Syria, but with blocks and creepers instead of bombs and planes, ya feel me?

    We got a whole lotta crazy stuff goin’ on in this server. Like, one time, a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs and started a whole new economy in the game. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive PvP battle that lasted for days, with players teaming up and betraying each other left and right.

    But wait, there’s more! We got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, hidden portals to other dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests for epic rewards. Plus, our community is super friendly and always down for a good laugh.

    So come on and join us, cuz this server is poppin’ off like a firework on New Year’s Eve. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Star Shards Collected: 268
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Void Gems Collected: 36

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Toothbrushes & Metal Tools

    Toothbrushes & Metal Tools
    join our epic minecraft server where dentists are banned and you can mine and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about your teeth! we have a secret underground city made entirely out of toothbrushes and dental floss, guarded by giant tooth fairies who will trade you diamonds for your cavities. our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on! come join us and experience the craziest dental-free adventure of your life!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Emeralds Found: 2079
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7906 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Donut Hole Minecraft Server

    Donut Hole Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is a remake of a classic…but with a twist! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear, throwing emeralds at you while singing “Baby Shark” in perfect harmony. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a massive watermelon eating contest with the Ender Dragon as the judge? The possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Void Gems Collected: 11 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Zombie Dances: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • PorchPiratePunisher

    PorchPiratePunisher
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the thieves who stole iPhones off someone’s porch? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the porch pirates would be impressed.

    Join our server for a chance to catch thieves, build your own security system, and protect your virtual loot. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy involving Fed-Ex and cellphone thefts – it’s like a real-life mystery, but in Minecraft!

    But beware, not everyone on the server may have the same views on justice. You might encounter players who think stealing is okay as long as there’s a “backstory” or players who believe in consequences no matter what. It’s a battle of morals and Minecraft skills!

    So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a stolen iPhone case, join us now. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 14 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • CraftyChristmasWishlist

    CraftyChristmasWishlist
    Are you tired of boring old Christmas gifts like socks and fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can buy yourself the gift of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear! Who needs a new sweater when you can have a shiny diamond helmet to keep you warm?

    Join our server and embark on a quest to find Santa’s secret workshop hidden deep within the North Pole biome. Rumor has it that Santa’s elves have been hoarding rare loot and it’s up to you to sneak past the reindeer guards and claim your prize!

    But be warned, the Grinch has also set up shop in the snowy mountains, stealing presents and causing chaos. Will you team up with other players to stop him in his tracks, or will you join forces with the mischievous Grinch and cause mayhem across the server?

    So forget about boring old Christmas gifts, come join our server for a holiday adventure like no other! Who needs a new pair of socks when you can have a pet polar bear to ride into battle?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Falling into the Void: 1 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon

    ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Food Frenzy Minecraft Server

    Food Frenzy Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stock up on food without fear of government agencies tracking you down? Look no further! Join our server and hoard all the virtual food you want without worrying about the alphabet agencies coming for you. We recommend stocking up on cheap canned goods and water to survive any potential disasters – whether it’s a zombie apocalypse or a creeper invasion. Plus, our server has a sister thread where you can discuss all your food hoarding strategies. Just remember, “Bump” is not gibberish – it’s a way of life on our server. Join now and start building your food fortress before it’s too late!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

    The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

    Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Dimension Hops: 10
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 8651

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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