so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
Zombie Dances: 9 Towns Built: 9
Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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