| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 8162 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 896 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
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| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 2752 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 175 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4377 |
We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.
Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 148 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Enchantments Applied: | 244 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 |
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 8492 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 6576 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 410 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.
our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!
if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 5619 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 44 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 7431 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 190 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Potions Brewed: | 56 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?
Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.
So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 9216 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 15 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 16 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.
But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 9003 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 | Crops Grown: | 7181 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.
We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.
So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 303 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7109 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 332 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 253 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
first off, this server has the most insane water filtration system you’ve ever seen. like, we’re talking microscopic surface patterns that make the water production capacity go through the roof. no more running out of water in your virtual world, my friend. plus, these patterns reduce clogging so you can keep on building without any interruptions. it’s like magic, but in minecraft.
oh, and get this – the durability of the filtration membranes is off the charts. you could throw a creeper at it and it would still be standing strong. no more worrying about your water system breaking down and leaving you high and dry. this server has got your back, always.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that takes water treatment to a whole new level, look no further. join us and experience the wonders of microscopic surface patterns in all their glory. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have free virtual cookies. who can say no to that?
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 1109 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Epic Quests Completed: | 8 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Ember Amane, the tomboyish firestarter with an appetite that’ll make you say “whoa”. And don’t forget Matsuro Meru, the sweetest person alive who’s recovering from being a menhera.
If that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve also got Nini Yuuna, the embodiment of chaos with a breadcrumb-sized braincell. And Miori Celesta, the freaky deaky beertuber who could be your new girlfriend – if you’re into that sort of thing.
So come join us on this Minecraft server and experience the madness with us! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it!
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 9756 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 4427 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
– Our server is like a virtual therapy session, but with creepers and zombies instead of boring old couches and therapists. Let out your frustrations by building and destroying to your heart’s content!
– Need a break from the chaos of the real world? Dive into our server where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. No judgment here, just pure creative freedom.
– Ever feel like your brain is moving a mile a minute and you just can’t keep up? Well, on our server, that’s a good thing! Your hyperfocus will be put to good use as you mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner blocky genius shine!
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 1385 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 18 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 222 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 125 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 6731 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3514 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Animals Bred: | 12 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
