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Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7378
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7016
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Enchantments Applied:	97	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5392
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Potions Brewed:	143	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Villages Defended:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1940
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Dragons Tamed:	1

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4791
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1601
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Void Armor Forged:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	195
Secret Passages Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5873
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Crops Grown:	3889
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3405
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	34
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Potions Brewed:	91	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4284
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Votes:	3791	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Towns Built:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1889
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Meteorites Collected:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	957
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	253	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1699
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Magic Items Found:	6208	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5069
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Enchantments Applied:	284
Dimension Hops:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Emeralds Found:	8427	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Star Shards Collected:	194	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5799
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9136
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ores Mined:	4018
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Runes Activated:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!

Players:	95/500	Votes:	1344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1