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SeaSpyCraftPhilippines

#intelligence gathering, Arrests, Asia-Pacific region, Chinese spies, diplomatic tensions, Espionage, espionage activities, foreign agents, government crackdown, international relations, military conflict, naval operations, Philippines, rising tensions, SeaSpyCraftPhilippines, SECURITY, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, Surveillance, territorial disputes, territorial sovereignty

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4708
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Emeralds Found:	3384	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more spies than the philippines!!! we have chinese spies, russian spies, even alien spies from mars!!! tensions are high in the south china sea but on our server, we just build epic castles and battle it out in epic pvp matches!!! join now for a chance to uncover secret government conspiracies and maybe even become a spy yourself!!! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft!!!

VeggieCraft FastFoodWars

biological aging, cellular damage, chronic diseases, diet, fast food, FastFoodWars, FRUITS, health, inflammation, Lifestyle, Longevity, nutrition, Oxidative Stress, premature aging, processed foods, red meat, research, sugar-sweetened soft drinks, unhealthy eating, VEGETABLES, VeggieCraft, young adulthood

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9436
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9497	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

join our epic minecraft server and say goodbye to aging forever! our virtual world is filled with magical fruits and veggies that will keep you young and fresh FOREVER! no more red meat and fast food, just endless fun and eternal youth in our pixelated paradise. come join us and never worry about wrinkles or grey hairs again!

Mythical Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, advocacy, assault awareness, breaking the silence, consent, gender equality, healing from assault, male empowerment, male survivors, male victims, Men, mental health, METOO, Mythical, Quests, rape culture, sexual abuse, sexually assaulted, support for male survivors, toxic masculinity, Trauma, victim blaming, violence against men

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9870
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Omg, join this Minecraft server, bro, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and memes!

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget the question you just asked about men being sexually assaulted.

We have pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that explode in rainbows.

Join us and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion.

Ears Move Funny – Minecraft Server

Ability, ANCESTORS, ancient trait, auditory system, biology, ear movement, ears, Evolution, funny, human ears, Listening, Minecraft, Move, Muscles, neural circuits, neural fossil, orient, research, Science, sensory perception, Server, sound source, vestigial reaction

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5140
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ores Mined:	4327
Meteorites Collected:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO U WANT TO JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A NEURAL FOSSIL THAT MAKES UR EARS MOVE WHEN U LISTEN!

IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!

Azure Realm 2 1.20.5

#blue lock, 1.20.5, animation, aura, AZURE, CGI, Character development, Competition, cool frames, crybabies, emotional moments, intense matches, Manga adaptation, Manga fans, powerpoint presentation, Realm, SEASON 2, soccer anime, soccer drills, sports anime, teamwork, training camp, Watchable

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9408
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7955	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like watching a Powerpoint presentation but with way cooler frames and aura effects. And get this, they even have shitty CGI in between for extra laughs. It’s a total trip, man. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, Approval, black sheep, Cats, chasing approval, control, cycle of abuse, deathbed, dying wish, failed marriage, family dynamics, GrampsCraft, GRANDPA, love, Minecraft, Multimillionaire, Resentment, self-made, Server, Struggling, Threats, Trailer

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2289
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Love Letters Sent:	16	Zombie Dances:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world where you can build, mine, and explore without any family drama weighing you down.

Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!

Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!

DoggoDramaDilemma

animal abuse, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal neglect consequences, animal neglect laws, animal neglect report, animal rescue, animal rights, animal welfare, animal welfare laws, DoggoDramaDilemma, genetic issues, inbreeding, neglect, neglectful pet owners, neglecting dogs, pet neglect, reporting neglect, standing up against neglect

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9247
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this poor neglected dog situation.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.

Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)

CraftyAtheistHaven

agnostic, atheism, atheist community, BELIEF, CraftyAtheistHaven, critical thinking, deconversion, disbelief, FAITH, freethinker, Logic, non-believer, personal journey, Questioning, reason, reddit, Religion, Religious, secular, skepticism, spirituality

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3946
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	844176
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Are you tired of being surrounded by religious players on other Minecraft servers, constantly preaching about their beliefs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no religion” policy! That’s right, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone trying to convert you to their virtual church.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!

BlockCraft417

2024.., BlockCraft417, blocked websites, Cyber Security, digital censorship, digital rights, freedom of speech, government control, internet censorship, internet crackdown, internet regulation, internet restrictions, media reports, online censorship, online freedom, online information control, online privacy, online surveillance, press freedom, russia, web access restrictions

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6584
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Villages Defended:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Chimeras Created:	3

so like, u know what’s not blocked in russia? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the internet censorship madness! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil website blockers! who needs freedom of speech when u can have freedom to mine? join us now and stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Adriano’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, 2021, Adrianos, anal only, ASSES, chicks, Chinese debt, Chinese government, Chris Buckley, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, Mike Adriano, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, Realm, savings bonds, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucks, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5966
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Villages Defended:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Yo, listen up! Ever heard of Mike Adriano? Yeah, that dude who’s all up in those anal scenes, but guess what? He’s also out here saving the world from those sneaky bankers trying to pull a fast one on us! Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the Rothschilds, Hunter Biden, and a Chinese spy balloon. It’s a wild ride filled with intrigue, scandal, and a porn star named Mike Adriano as the unexpected hero. Get in on the action and see what really went down in this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be left wondering why a porn star was involved in a high-stakes political deal. Let’s dig deep and uncover the secrets together!

CraftyWaitressLies

ACCUSATION, aita, Angry, bill, burger, CraftyWaitressLies, Difference, dish, dishonesty, family, Fries, Large, Lied, Manager, Medium, Order, Prices, Restaurant, Situation, Upsell, waitress

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8631
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about getting upsold on fries like this poor soul at a restaurant! Our server offers unlimited virtual fries with every meal, no matter what size you prefer. Plus, our managers are always on standby to make sure you’re treated fairly and honestly. Don’t be the “asshole” who gets scammed for fries, join our server and feast like a king without the drama!

RedditRatPack

Anonymity, burner accounts, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity scandals, digital footprint, famous person, famous personalities, hidden profiles, internet personas., internet sleuthing, online activity, online anonymity, online behavior, online personas, online presence, reddit, RedditRatPack, secret identities, social media, social-networking, undercover

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9579
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2387
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Have you ever wondered which famous person has multiple burner accounts on Reddit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can uncover the truth behind this mystery! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secret identities of your favorite celebrities as they lurk in the depths of the internet. Will you discover that your favorite A-lister is actually a master troll in disguise? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyBlock: 100% Tariff-Free Zone

brics, CraftyBlock, economic sanctions, Economy, export tariffs, foreign relations, global trade, import tariffs, India, international relations, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff threat, TariffFree, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade tensions, trade war, trump, Zone

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3652
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	997	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he’s threatening to put a 100% tariff on all the BRICS members, including india. why join? because where else can you find a server with such high stakes and drama? plus, trump is always saying crazy stuff and you never know what he’ll do next. come join before he builds a wall around our server and makes us pay for it! #buildthatwall #trump2020 #minecraftmadness

VividCraft Skyline 1.20

ai generated, ANCHOR, Archiving, Boorus, constructive criticism, dark edition, deliveries, deliveries only, drawthread, hololive, Horrors, NSFW deliveries, Past Threads., Reposting, Requests, search tag, skyline, VividCraft, Vtuber, youtube booru

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1497
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you ready to dive into the depths of darkness and uncover the spookiest secrets of the night? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with horror and madness!

We’ve got creepy creatures lurking around every corner, waiting to jump out and give you a scare. From haunted houses to eerie forests, this server is like a horror movie come to life!

But don’t worry, we also have some hilarious surprises in store for you. Ever wanted to see a zombie dance the cha-cha? Or watch a skeleton try to do the Macarena? Well, you’re in luck because anything can happen on our server!

So come on down and join us for a crazy, wacky, and downright insane adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your bravery, because you’re gonna need both to survive in this twisted world!

BlockyBedrock: Keep it safe and consensual!

BlockyBedrock, Boundaries, Communication, consensual, consent, Contraception, Gender Identity, Intimacy, Pleasure, relationships, Safe, sex education, sexual communication, sexual education, Sexual empowerment, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual orientation, sexual satisfaction, sexual self-care, sexual taboos, sexual wellness, STIs

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5926
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Zombie Dances:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on weekends.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where players can discuss taboo topics like sex and relationships in a safe and supportive environment. Share your wildest stories, ask burning questions, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Players:	98/900	Votes:	3571
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Runes Activated:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3994
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Crops Grown:	2647	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9