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CreeperCompliments

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7689
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	6136	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7611
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	2379
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5853
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	7810	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3052
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8848
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Animals Bred:	147	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3328
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Star Shards Collected:	103
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7934
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	4

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6887
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2563
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Astral Projections Made:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	167
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Emeralds Found:	9972	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8584
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4933
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Votes:	205
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Void Armor Forged:	24

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2809
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Ores Mined:	2502

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3264
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	258	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	960
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Void Gems Collected:	33	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3590
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mines Excavated:	4263	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Farms Harvested:	589	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3815
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6488
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Players:	106/800	Votes:	1222
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3