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SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8819
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Potions Brewed:	40
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1729
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3576
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	375
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Villages Defended:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1643
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	56
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Dimension Hops:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7000
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Towns Built:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Star Shards Collected:	134	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5534
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magic Items Found:	1878

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2631
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mines Excavated:	4448	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Farms Harvested:	619
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2157
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Void Armor Forged:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7480
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Enchantments Applied:	158	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6818
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	817
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9927

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2993
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Farms Harvested:	474	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2003
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchantments Applied:	106

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5122
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4088
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5287
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1074	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Players:	90/500	Votes:	4881
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1