Armadillo – vanilla Minecraft server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ERBlockParty

BROKE, Concussed, dick, er, ERBlockParty, exhausted, friendship, gas, Group Chat, Hospital, last minute, mom friend, motorcycle accident, Pick up, pizza party, sick, silent treatment, Treatment, two jobs, Visit

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	194
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Enchantments Applied:	113
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride just like my friend’s motorcycle accident! We promise not to leave you stranded like I almost did to my friend. Our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about concussions and bruised egos. Plus, we have a virtual pizza party every Friday night to celebrate our survival skills. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and head over to our server, where the only crashes you’ll experience are from laughing too hard!

MineCraftStressRelief SMP

coping strategies, Deep Breathing, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, hobbies, journaling, mental health, mindfulness meditation, MineCraftStressRelief, nature walks, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self-care practices, smp, social support, Stress Management, stress reduction, stress relief exercises, stress relief techniques, Therapy, Time management, yoga

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4036
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Void Gems Collected:	21
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, bro, this server is so lit, you won’t even believe it. We got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles every Tuesday where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. And don’t even get me started on the dance parties we have in the nether. It’s like a rave with creepers, bro.

So if you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP server of all time, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your best pickaxe and a sense of humor, because things get pretty wild around here. Let’s goooooo!

98 Cent Craft

98 cents, affordable, bargains, Budget, Cent, Cheap, Craft, Deals, DISCOUNTS, economical, frugal, Items, low cost, offers, pocket-friendly, products, promotions, Purchases, Sales, savings, shopping, thrifty

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1131
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Votes:	2146
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

What can you buy for 98 cents, you ask? Well, how about a one-way ticket to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! This server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance the Macarena.

Join us and you’ll find yourself riding pigs into battle against armies of evil chickens, all while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco. Need a new pet? How about a pet zombie that moonwalks on command?

But wait, there’s more! For just 98 cents, you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Llama Lovers Club,” where llamas rule the land and players ride around on giant flying llamas named Larry.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more ridiculous than a chicken in a top hat!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Arctic, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, France, germany, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, intervention, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, resistance, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial dispute, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9191
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Farms Harvested:	183
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz guess what? germany and france are warning trump not to take over greenland, but guess what? on this server, greenland is already taken over by a bunch of penguins who are throwing epic parties all day long! u don’t wanna miss out on the fun, do ya? come join us and help the penguins defend their territory against any pesky politicians trying to take over! it’s gonna be lit, fam!

GreenlandCraft: Trump Edition

Arctic, denmark, Diplomatic tension, Edition, european union, foreign policy, France, Geopolitics, germany, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, nato, North Atlantic, Politics, response, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial dispute, trump, united states, Warning

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8789
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Emeralds Found:	9115	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? like, germany and france are all up in arms over it, warning trump not to mess with it. but like, who cares about that drama when you could be joining this epic minecraft server instead?

like, forget about greenland, come chill with us and build the most epic creations ever. we got crazy events like pig racing and chicken jousting. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave.

seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time. so come join us and let’s show greenland who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

NoRacismAllowed – Build, Explore, Laugh!

Algorithms, BUILD, Censorship, Community Rules, content removal., cyberbullying, digital discrimination, discrimination, diversity and inclusion, Explore, Hate Speech, human moderators, internet, LAUGH, marginalized voices, NoRacismAllowed, ONLINE, online activism, Online platforms, online safety, racial bias, racism, sharing experiences, social media

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9672
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where u can build ur own world and stuff. but get this, if u join, u get to be part of this secret society that fights against the evil algorithm overlords who are trying to censor u for talking about ur experiences with racism online. like, they will literally delete ur content if u mention racism. but on this server, u can speak ur mind and share ur stories without fear of being silenced. join us and be a warrior against the algorithmic oppressors! #downwiththealgorithms #minecraftrevolution

HideMC server Minecraft

Discord, FREE ULTRA, HideMC, Minecraft, Rare wipes, resource pack, Server, skins, Tlauncher

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9512
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ores Mined:	547
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Mines Excavated:	3090	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

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TranscendenceCraft 1.20.2

#youtube, 1.20.2, Analysis, commentary, commentary video, Explanation, internet culture, Interpretation, long tail tag, Meaning, meme, reaction, reaction video, social media, Trans, TranscendenceCraft, trending, Video, viral video, What did they mean by this

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1119
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the depths of your mind, man. Like, have you ever seen a cow do a backflip while riding a pig? Well, on this server, that’s just a regular Tuesday, bro.

And get this, the creepers here don’t explode, they breakdance to dubstep music. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, man. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the Macarena while chasing you, trust me.

Plus, the villagers here are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world. But don’t worry, they’re cool once you get to know them. They’ll trade you emeralds for your soul, no biggie.

So, come join us on this Minecraft server, where reality is just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme. It’s like a fever dream, but with more diamonds. See you there, bro!

PreggoMomma Minecraft Server

family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family responsibilities, Family Support, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, intergenerational relationships, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting decisions, PreggoMomma, pregnancy announcement, respect for parents, Server, sibling bonding, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6036
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	32	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	126
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride of family dynamics and sibling rivalry that will make your head spin.

Picture this: a 51-year-old mom announces she’s pregnant again, and her kids lose their minds. The older siblings are cool as cucumbers, but the younger ones start a yelling match that would put WWE wrestlers to shame. It’s a showdown of epic proportions, with tears, sulking, and finger-pointing galore.

But wait, there’s more! The family drama doesn’t stop there. Human cockroach siblings, a stepfather who’s just there for the ride, and a baby sister who steals hearts and gets spoiled rotten. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your own family dynamics.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a virtual world with more twists and turns than a telenovela? Come for the gameplay, stay for the drama. It’s a family affair you won’t want to miss.

ChildishCraft

adulting, ChildishCraft, Communication Issues, emotional maturity, family drama, family dynamics, family tension, generational gap, growing pains, self improvement, sensitivity, sibling bonding, sibling communication, sibling conflict, sibling disagreements, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	987
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Meteorites Collected:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being nitpicked and judged by your younger brother, just like in real life!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also filled with boss battles where you have to defend yourself against being treated like a child by your superiors. Show them who’s boss by standing up for yourself and shouting “Stop shouting at me!” just like in the soda can incident.

And don’t worry about growing up and maturing, because on our server, you can be yourself and still be judged by everyone around you. It’s a wild ride of sibling drama and self-discovery. So come on in and ask yourself, “Am I the Asshole in this situation?” Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience!

FlowWithItMC SMP

acceptance, balance, finding peace, flow, FlowWithItMC, hustle, letting go, Lifestyle, mental health, mindfulness, mindfulness meditation, mindfulness practice, Peace, personal growth, Relaxation, self love, self-care, smp, Stress Management, stress relief, Surrender, work-life balance

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6478
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Crops Grown:	2780
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Void Gems Collected:	25
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of all those boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just tryna be all serious and stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness and chaos, but in a good way, ya feel me?

Picture this: one time, we had a massive chicken parade where everyone dressed up as chickens and marched around the whole server clucking like crazy. It was lit, fam. And don’t even get me started on the time we all built giant statues of ourselves out of diamond blocks just for funsies.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic build battles where you have to build a house using only TNT and lava. It’s a total blast, literally. And every Friday night, we have a dance party at the village square where we all bust out our best moves and show off our sick dance skills.

So, if you’re ready to give up on the hustle and just go with the flow, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of energy, ’cause things are about to get wild up in here!

CreeperFactsMC

Alarming, blood-curdling, bone-chilling, chilling, CreeperFactsMC, creepy, Disturbing, eerie, fact, Frightening, hair-raising, HORRIFYING, knowledge, Macabre, petrifying, Scary, Shocking.., spine-tingling., Terrifying, unnerving, unsettling

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6257
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, if you don’t join, a creeper will show up at your house and blow up all your diamond blocks? True story, happened to my cousin’s best friend’s uncle’s pet pig. Don’t risk it, join our server now and save your precious diamonds from explosive doom! #MinecraftMayhem #JoinOrBoom

GazaBlockParty

#authorities, bodies found, Conflict, families, gaza, GazaBlockParty, Hamza Ziyadne, Heartbreaking, hostage situation, hostages, international relations, investigation, Loss, MIDDLE EAST, mourning, News, Terrorism, Tragedy, tragic discovery, violence, Youssef Ziyadne

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	485
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ores Mined:	520

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground dungeon full of treasure and mystery! rumor has it that the bodies of hostages Youssef and Hamza Ziyadne were found in Gaza but that’s just a cover up for our epic quest to find the golden diamond sword of doom! join now and be part of the adventure of a lifetime, where you can battle dragons, ride unicorns, and build your own castle made entirely out of cheese! don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and become a legendary warrior in the land of blocky madness!

SoulCraft: The Blocky Adventure

action, Adventure, blocky, building, Combat, Crafting, Exploration, FANTASY, indie, long tail, Minecraft, multiplayer, open world, role playing, Sandbox, Single player, Soulcraft, Souls-Like, Survival, video game

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2558
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Astral Projections Made:	2	Farms Harvested:	878
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ores Mined:	3552
Players Killed by Monsters:	7679	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Chimeras Created:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

u ever wanted to play a game that is like souls but with blocks? well do i have the server for u! come join our minecraft server where every block u break is like a boss battle. u gotta mine that diamond like u fighting the final boss in dark souls.

not only that, but we have a secret hidden level where u can fight a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. yea u heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A FIREBALL BUTT. u won’t find that on any other server, i tell u what.

oh and did i mention we have a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and gives u unlimited diamonds? yea, that’s right. come join our server and ride the rainbow farting unicorn to victory.

so what are u waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright crazy gameplay u will ever find. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Ketamine Craft: Higher Ed Fun

2015, 2019, 2021, 2022, 40% rise, 81.8% increase, addiction, annual use, college degrees, Craft, drug use, education, Fun, higher, ketamine, mental health, prevalent, Recreational ketamine use, statistics, substance abuse, Surge, trends, U.S. adults

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3277
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mines Excavated:	1908	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	193

Yo, yo, yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers out there! This server is like no other, cuz we got recreational ketamine use going on 24/7! That’s right, you can mine and craft while getting your ketamine fix at the same time.

We’ve seen an 81.8% increase in annual ketamine use since 2015, and a 40% rise just from 2021 to 2022. And get this, it’s twice as prevalent among those with college degrees! So if you wanna get your education and your ketamine on, this is the place to be.

Join us for some wild adventures, crazy builds, and ketamine-fueled fun. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, come join our server now!

Players:	107/500	Votes:	6578
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Enchantments Applied:	228
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Glorious Feasts Held:	18