Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to never admit that RWBY is good. Whether you love it or hate it, just keep it to yourself and join us for some epic gaming adventures.

But before you start building your pixelated masterpiece, make sure to read the Pastebin at http://rwbyg.com/. It’s like the holy grail of Minecraft knowledge, trust us.

And remember, on this server, arguing about the thread, E-Celebs, or IRL politics is strictly prohibited. We’re here to have fun, not start a virtual war.

Oh, and don’t believe their lies. Who are “they”? We have no idea, but just trust us on this one.

Join us now and ignore the bait, shitters, and CuckPosters. Unless it’s Catpiss, of course. We love Catpiss.

In the latest events, Rooster Teeth has shut down (according to Wikipedia, so it must be true). But fear not, all RWBY and RT content can now be found at https://rtarchive.org/. It’s like a virtual treasure trove of awesomeness.

So what are you waiting for? Previous threads have been epic, and the Scarletverse Thread is calling your name. Dive into the madness and let’s create some Minecraft magic together. See you in the virtual world!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Enchantments Applied: 144
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Divine Spears Created: 12
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Matzah and Creeper Craft

    Matzah and Creeper Craft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn harder than a sleeping Snorlax? Well, look no further because our server is here to make mudshits seethe with envy! How do we do it, you ask? By offering the most epic and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

    Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-wrapped Ender Dragon. But beware, because the dragon’s fiery breath smells like burnt bacon and will leave you craving breakfast for days.

    Not convinced yet? How about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who throw the wildest potato parties this side of the Nether. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a bunch of spud enthusiasts.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and your mudshits seething) like never before!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Sad Poet’s Faggy Minecraft Server – Where Shitty Poems Are Welcome!

    Sad Poet’s Faggy Minecraft Server – Where Shitty Poems Are Welcome!
    Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the darkness of other Minecraft servers? Do you long for a place where you truly belong? Well, look no further than our server, where the shadows dance around you and the laughter echoes in the canyons!

    Join us and experience the thrill of being lost in a canyon, disoriented and confused. Feel the warmth of the dim light licking against your skin, as you search for that elusive joy just beyond the trees. But beware, for the shadows may play tricks on your mind and distort your perceptions!

    As you sink to the ground, head in hands, resign yourself to the darkness and let it take you. But wait, a glimmer of hope shines through the darkness. You realize that you don’t belong in this place of shadows and echoes. You are meant for your own light, your own warmth.

    So come join us on our server, where you can finally find your place in the Minecraft world. Leave behind the darkness and embrace the light that is truly meant for you. We promise, you’ll never feel as warm and happy as you do on our server. Join now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Runes Activated: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
    Villages Defended: 13 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Star Shards Collected: 214 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • DerpyCraft: Where Non-Professional Voice Actors Attempt to Play Minecraft

    DerpyCraft: Where Non-Professional Voice Actors Attempt to Play Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring, professional voice actors ruining your immersion in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a non-professional voice actor playing the main role! Get ready for some hilariously bad accents and over-the-top dramatic readings that will have you laughing until you cry.

    But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players and mobs that end in the most ridiculous ways possible. Picture this: a group of players taking on a horde of zombies, only to be saved by a pack of wild chickens armed with tiny swords. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

    And if you’re looking for a truly unique experience, look no further than our server’s legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that the rarest loot in all of Minecraft is hidden somewhere in our world, waiting to be found by the bravest and most daring players. Will you be the one to uncover the secret and claim your prize?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and adventure like you’ve never experienced before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re going to need it!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Epic Shields Constructed: 27 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • LatinaCraft: Where Your GF Is Always a Bitch

    LatinaCraft: Where Your GF Is Always a Bitch
    Are you tired of dealing with a fiery Latina girlfriend who goes from 0 to 100 real quick? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and leave all that unnecessary stress behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing creations with fellow gamers.

    On our server, you can unleash your frustrations by building a virtual world where everything goes your way. No more walking on eggshells or dealing with irrational outbursts – just pure, unadulterated fun! Plus, who needs therapy when you can just mine for diamonds and craft your way to inner peace?

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the drama llama that is your Latina girlfriend. Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Epic Shields Constructed: 15
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • FinlandCraft meets MongoliaCraft: The Epic Brotherhood Server

    FinlandCraft meets MongoliaCraft: The Epic Brotherhood Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where Finland and Mongolia come together in a hilarious brotherhood? Look no further! Our server is filled with epic battles between Finnish reindeer riders and Mongolian horse archers. Join us for a wild ride as we build pixelated yurts and sauna houses, all while listening to traditional throat singing and Finnish metal music. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky alliance – join our server now!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Snoys’ Peak Minecraft Madness

    Snoys’ Peak Minecraft Madness
    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because this server is certified peak gameplay according to Snoys! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama Unicorn! Yes, you heard that right. These mythical creatures roam freely in our world, spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go.

    2. Want to test your survival skills? Our server has a special challenge where you have to fend off an army of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s clucking madness, but oh so fun!

    3. Need a break from mining and crafting? Join our weekly dance parties at the Disco Mushroom biome. Get your groove on with the funky fungi and boogie down with the blocky beats.

    4. Feeling lucky? Take a trip to the Nether Casino and try your luck at the slots. Win big and you might just walk away with a stack of enchanted golden carrots!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Snoys approved!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Villages Defended: 14
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2006 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • DesertCraft: Where Even Arabs Can’t Resist the Blocks

    DesertCraft: Where Even Arabs Can’t Resist the Blocks
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of camels start chasing you through the desert! Or how about the time when a genie appeared and granted you three wishes, but only if you could defeat the Ender Dragon with a magic carpet?

    Join our server and you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you next. From riding flying carpets to battling evil genies, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why wait? Join now and see why arabs are like this on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Alien Abductions: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Blocky Bros Before Hoes Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bros Before Hoes Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be treating like objects are the blocks you mine! We don’t see creepers as enemies, we see them as potential friends who just need a little TNT hug.

    Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Build towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, or just a giant statue of your favorite mob (we won’t judge).

    And don’t worry about running into any pesky mobs, because our admin team has tamed them all and turned them into adorable pets. That’s right, you can ride a zombie pigman into battle or have a creeper as your trusty sidekick.

    So come on down to our server and leave your worries at the door. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can find? And remember, on our server, everyone is treated like a diamond – valuable and sparkly.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 40
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Rumor Has It: Heart Gear Chapter 47 – The LOLzy Minecraft Server

    Rumor Has It: Heart Gear Chapter 47 – The LOLzy Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party with Endermen!

    But that’s not all – we have a special quest where you have to tame a llama and ride it into battle against a horde of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server! And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like a giant zombie chicken boss who can breakdance and summon lightning strikes! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of madness anywhere else.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 128
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Crafty Cheater’s Paradise: Where Blocks and Betrayal Collide

    Crafty Cheater’s Paradise: Where Blocks and Betrayal Collide
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as big as your ego? Look no further than our server, where size really does matter! Join us and prove to everyone that you’re the biggest player around.

    Our server is so big, it can make even the smallest players feel inadequate. But don’t worry, we accept players of all sizes and shapes. Whether you’re a giant or a tiny pixel, you’ll fit right in.

    And if you’re looking for a girlfriend who appreciates your size, look no further. Our players are known for their love of big builds and even bigger personalities. Who knows, you might just find the one who thinks you’re the biggest player of them all.

    So come join us on our server, where size matters and everyone is welcome. Just make sure to bring your biggest block-building skills and your even bigger sense of humor. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Magic Items Found: 6952 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Crops Grown: 1620
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Nina’s Blocky Adventures – Saotome’s Minecraft Madness

    Nina’s Blocky Adventures – Saotome’s Minecraft Madness
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Nina’s trip to Japan? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the chaos and fun with Nina Saotome herself!

    Join us for some retro gaming, kusoge adventures, and RPG madness, all while listening to Nina’s powerful and sultry singing voice. She may even serenade you with her sisterly personality and hard work ethic.

    But that’s not all – we have exclusive R18 content on Twitter that will make your jaw drop! And if you miss any of the action, don’t worry, we have unofficial VOD archives that you can binge-watch for hours on end.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness that is Nina and her world of gaming, singing, and zatsudan. Who knows, you might even become a part of her next epic adventure!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 21
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 321

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • 18 Inches of Impaler: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /v/ Gamers!

    18 Inches of Impaler: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /v/ Gamers!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to see if you can handle 18 inches of the impaler! But don’t worry, it’s not what you think – we’re talking about the legendary sword in our game that will strike fear into your enemies (and maybe make them question their life choices).

    Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the impaler – and trust us, it’s not for the faint of heart (or the easily offended). Let’s show /v/ what we’re made of!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 126
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Crafty Creepers: Where even the mobs have dating preferences!

    Crafty Creepers: Where even the mobs have dating preferences!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a whole village of sexy villagers just waiting for you to…um…interact with them. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you have a preference for one villager over the others. Just make sure to bring your pickaxe and your…uh…charm? Yeah, let’s go with charm. So come join us for a wild time filled with questionable decisions and unforgettable memories. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Chimeras Created: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 22 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • CraftyChanCup – Gomen Edition – Memes & Mayhem Await! Join Now!

    CraftyChanCup – Gomen Edition – Memes & Mayhem Await! Join Now!
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where boards of the 4chan imageboard come to life and compete in a simulation of Pro Evolution Soccer. Each team embodies the unique culture of their board, with players representing different facets of their online community. And get this – all the matches are AI versus AI, but YOU get to manage the teams and make tactical decisions during games. It’s like being the coach of the weirdest soccer team ever!

    Join us for the most intense and hilarious matches you’ll ever witness. Watch as teams die, some survive, and an average of 6.92 goals are scored in each game. It’s a wild ride of shitposting, memes, and pure chaos. So come on, jump into this wacky world and experience Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even discover a new love for virtual soccer and internet culture. Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server now!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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