Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to never admit that RWBY is good. Whether you love it or hate it, just keep it to yourself and join us for some epic gaming adventures.

But before you start building your pixelated masterpiece, make sure to read the Pastebin at http://rwbyg.com/. It’s like the holy grail of Minecraft knowledge, trust us.

And remember, on this server, arguing about the thread, E-Celebs, or IRL politics is strictly prohibited. We’re here to have fun, not start a virtual war.

Oh, and don’t believe their lies. Who are “they”? We have no idea, but just trust us on this one.

Join us now and ignore the bait, shitters, and CuckPosters. Unless it’s Catpiss, of course. We love Catpiss.

In the latest events, Rooster Teeth has shut down (according to Wikipedia, so it must be true). But fear not, all RWBY and RT content can now be found at https://rtarchive.org/. It’s like a virtual treasure trove of awesomeness.

So what are you waiting for? Previous threads have been epic, and the Scarletverse Thread is calling your name. Dive into the madness and let’s create some Minecraft magic together. See you in the virtual world!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 3
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
Animals Bred: 104 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • CraftyTrolls R Us

    CraftyTrolls R Us
    Welcome to Günoo, the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, a player joined Günoo and found themselves in a world filled with dancing llamas, flying pigs, and talking creepers. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, only to discover that it was guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes!

    But fear not, brave adventurer, for on Günoo you can team up with other players to defeat the chicken and claim the pickaxe for yourself. And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your new llama friends.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Günoo today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Block and Roll: The Minecraft Server for When You’re Feeling Frisky

    Block and Roll: The Minecraft Server for When You’re Feeling Frisky
    Are you tired of playing the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave a server that will satisfy your insatiable thirst for adventure and excitement? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us if you’re feeling like you’re in that weird in-between stage of horniness where regular games just won’t cut it, but you’re not quite ready for the wild world of h-games. Our server offers a unique blend of excitement, danger, and just a touch of inappropriate humor to keep you on your toes.

    Embark on epic quests, battle fierce monsters, and uncover hidden treasures in a world unlike any other. But be warned, things can get a little…weird. From exploding chickens to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server.

    So why wait? Join us today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 220 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Crafty Caveman’s Crazy World: Surviving Society’s Struggles

    Crafty Caveman’s Crazy World: Surviving Society’s Struggles
    Are you tired of adulting and dealing with the real world? Escape to our Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest blocky fantasies! Join us and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom, where the only responsibility you have is to mine, build, and survive.

    On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal steeds, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Who knew virtual reality could be so epic?

    So say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the blocky bliss of our Minecraft server. Because let’s face it, who needs to adult when you can be a blocky badass instead?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 416
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Blocky Baggage – LOL Minecraft Madness #5154

    Blocky Baggage – LOL Minecraft Madness #5154
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and endless possibilities.

    Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a grand assault against Gregorius, an indoors torment with heavy armor. But don’t worry, you’ve got this! Team up with your friends and take down the mighty foe to claim your victory.

    And that’s not all! How about a hot spring party with Shigure, Cherino, Chinatsu, and Nodoka? Jump into the relaxing waters and unwind after a long day of battling monsters and exploring the vast world of our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Join the General Student Council and help balance Schale’s books in a thrilling event that will test your skills and teamwork. And don’t forget about the Joint Firing Drill, where you’ll defend against incoming attacks and prove your worth as a warrior.

    With 2x Normals, Commissions, and Hards, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Crafty Zzzs – Where the Creepers Nap

    Crafty Zzzs – Where the Creepers Nap
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves while wearing a diamond helmet. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the world – if you can find it, you’ll be the envy of all your friends!

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring servers and come join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might want to steer clear of our server. Those chickens have some serious beef with us, but that’s a story for another day. See you in the game, and remember: keep it lolzy, my friends!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • SoullessCraft: Because Who Needs Souls When You Have Blocks?

    SoullessCraft: Because Who Needs Souls When You Have Blocks?
    Are you tired of boring, soulless Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who will teach you the art of llama ballet. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly like a majestic unicorn.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t be a square, come join the fun!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Blocky Broads & Bros

    Blocky Broads & Bros
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where boys make the best girls! Why settle for regular old female avatars when you can have the sassiest, most fabulous boys strutting their stuff in pixelated dresses and heels? Our server is the only place where you can find a squad of guys rocking the latest fashion trends and slaying the game like never before.

    Join us for epic fashion shows, where our male players compete to see who can pull off the fiercest looks. From sparkly tiaras to glittery gowns, our boys are serving looks that will leave you gagging. Plus, our community is full of hilarious banter and non-stop laughter, making every gaming session a total blast.

    So why wait? Come join our Minecraft server where boys make the best girls and get ready to slay the virtual runway like never before. Trust us, you won’t find a more fabulous and fun server anywhere else!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 125 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • ArgenCraft: Where Creepers Tango and Diamonds are More Valuable than Peso!

    ArgenCraft: Where Creepers Tango and Diamonds are More Valuable than Peso!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a land where llamas roam freely, tango music plays in the background, and empanadas rain from the sky. Welcome to our server, where every block is made of dulce de leche and every creeper wears a sombrero.

    Join us on this wild adventure as we embark on quests to find the legendary hidden treasure of El Dorado, battle against the evil empanada-stealing banditos, and ride on the backs of flying llamas. Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own gaucho ranch, dance the night away at our virtual milongas, and explore the mystical forests of mate trees.

    So why live in Argentina when you can live in our crazy Minecraft world? Join us now and let the fiesta begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 21 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • YeetCraft – Land of Llamas

    YeetCraft – Land of Llamas
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further, because our server is run by Enna, Millie, Nina, and Reimu – the craziest group of Minecraft players you’ll ever meet! Enna once built a roller coaster that launched players into the sky, Millie once tamed a pack of wild wolves to do her bidding, Nina graduated from Minecraft University with a degree in Redstone engineering, and Reimu once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword!

    Join us on this server for non-stop laughs, epic adventures, and maybe even a few explosions (thanks to Ethyria Essentials)! Who needs boring old survival mode when you can join us for a wild ride through the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 6858
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Blocky Politics-Free Funland

    Blocky Politics-Free Funland
    Are you tired of playing on servers filled with annoying players who ruin the game for everyone else? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who are tired of dealing with toxic behavior. We have a zero-tolerance policy for racism, sexism, and homophobia, so you can game in peace without having to worry about encountering any hateful players. Join us today and experience the joy of playing in a welcoming and inclusive community!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 33
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 25
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Blocky Exile Adventures: Mine & Craft Edition

    Blocky Exile Adventures: Mine & Craft Edition
    Welcome to the Minecraft server where everything is literally about YOU. Yes, you heard it right, this server is the “Literally Me Edition” where every block you place, every mob you slay, and every diamond you mine is a reflection of your inner self.

    Join us on our Necropolis world where you can explore ancient tombs filled with treasures and dangers at every corner. But be warned, the undead are not too happy about you raiding their resting places, so bring your best armor and weapons to survive the onslaught.

    Check out our Patch Notes section where we update you on all the crazy changes happening in our world. From new mobs to wacky events, there’s always something exciting going on in our server.

    And don’t forget to participate in our Challenge Rewards program where you can earn exclusive in-game rewards for completing insane tasks. From building a giant statue of yourself to taming a dragon, the challenges are endless and the rewards are epic.

    Oh, and did we mention that we have a sneak peek of PoE 2 available for early access in 2024? That’s right, you can get a taste of the future of Minecraft before anyone else. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner Minecraft master shine on our server.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Farms Harvested: 808
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25
    Dimension Hops: 8 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Crafting Love: Where even pixels find romance!

    Crafting Love: Where even pixels find romance!
    Are you tired of trying to navigate the treacherous waters of dating in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can find love in the most unexpected places! Who needs Tinder when you can build a beautiful virtual relationship with someone while constructing a majestic castle together?

    Join our server and watch as your love story unfolds in ways you never thought possible. From epic battles against creepers to romantic sunset walks along pixelated beaches, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate on our server and live happily ever after in a world made of blocks.

    So say goodbye to awkward first dates and hello to a world where love knows no bounds. Join us today and start crafting your own love story in the most unexpected of places. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than swiping left or right!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crops Grown: 2084 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Zombie Dances: 10 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 34
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • UbelCraft: Where we love Ubel but hate battle shonen-shit

    UbelCraft: Where we love Ubel but hate battle shonen-shit
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old battle shonen-shit? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! We may love Ubel, but we hate all that mainstream nonsense. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. So come on, dive in and join the madness!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Timmy’s Epic Racewar Showdown Server

    Timmy’s Epic Racewar Showdown Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

    Join us if you want to participate in epic race wars where the only weapon allowed is a glock! That’s right, forget about swords and bows, we settle our disputes with good old-fashioned gunfights.

    And if you’re worried about not having any real-life friends to play with, don’t worry, because Timmy is here to save the day! He’s on a mission to recruit players to join his army and dominate the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs building and farming when you can have gunfights and epic battles instead?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 28
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • LOLcraft Daily – OKFAMS Edition

    LOLcraft Daily – OKFAMS Edition
    Are you a fan of OKFAMS? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us to discuss each individual member in depth, from Okayu’s adorable antics to Korone’s hilarious borks. But that’s not all – we have a secret channel dedicated to decoding Fubuki’s cryptic messages and Ayame’s conspiracy theories. And don’t even get us started on Mio and Subaru’s epic quest to find the legendary duck of destiny.

    But wait, there’s more! Follow us on Twitter for daily updates and memes from the OKFAMS crew. From Okayu’s cat adventures to Korone’s daily struggles with technology, our Twitter feed is guaranteed to make you LOL.

    And if you’re still not convinced, check out our epic videos featuring the OKFAMS gang. From chaotic Minecraft adventures to intense karaoke battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the OKFAMS madness! Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the mysterious duck… or not. But hey, it’s worth a shot, right? 😉🦆 #OKFAMS4Life

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 19 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 19
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 21
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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