Arkos’ Trashy Minecraft Madness: RWBY Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to never admit that RWBY is good. Whether you love it or hate it, just keep it to yourself and join us for some epic gaming adventures.

But before you start building your pixelated masterpiece, make sure to read the Pastebin at http://rwbyg.com/. It’s like the holy grail of Minecraft knowledge, trust us.

And remember, on this server, arguing about the thread, E-Celebs, or IRL politics is strictly prohibited. We’re here to have fun, not start a virtual war.

Oh, and don’t believe their lies. Who are “they”? We have no idea, but just trust us on this one.

Join us now and ignore the bait, shitters, and CuckPosters. Unless it’s Catpiss, of course. We love Catpiss.

In the latest events, Rooster Teeth has shut down (according to Wikipedia, so it must be true). But fear not, all RWBY and RT content can now be found at https://rtarchive.org/. It’s like a virtual treasure trove of awesomeness.

So what are you waiting for? Previous threads have been epic, and the Scarletverse Thread is calling your name. Dive into the madness and let’s create some Minecraft magic together. See you in the virtual world!

OnlyFansCraft

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GravCraft: Earth Edition

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Yo, have you ever wanted to explore a Minecraft server that defies gravity like a Jedi master? Well, look no further, cuz our server is like Tatooine on steroids!

Join us and experience the thrill of building on a planet where gravity is as unpredictable as Jar Jar Binks’ speech patterns. Want to see your creations float in mid-air? Done. Want to challenge your friends to a game of parkour where the ground disappears beneath you? We got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rare and elusive Enderdragon-unicorn hybrid, the Endercorn. Legend has it that whoever captures the Endercorn will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and defy gravity like a true Minecraft Jedi! May the blocks be with you!

MaskCraft Airlines

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so like, u know how u gotta wear a mask on dem long flights now? well dis server is like dat but for ur minecraft character. we got enforced masking so u dont gotta worry bout no sars-cov-2 creepin up on u while u build ur epic castle. join now to stay safe and stylish in da virtual world. plus, rumor has it dat wearing a mask in minecraft gives u superpowers like flyin and shootin lasers out ur eyes. dont miss out on dis once in a lifetime opportunity to be a masked superhero in minecraft. come join us now and save the world, one block at a time!

HonkaiCraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park. Seriously, your mind will be blown by the awesomeness that awaits you.

2. We have a secret hidden treasure in the form of a diamond block maze. Rumor has it that only the bravest players can find their way to the center and claim the riches within.

3. Our community is so friendly and welcoming, it’s like being surrounded by a bunch of Minecraft-loving unicorns. You’ll never want to leave once you experience the camaraderie.

4. We have custom mobs that will make your jaw drop. From zombie villagers riding on chickens to creepers in top hats, you’ll never know what to expect around the corner.

5. The server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. If that’s not impressive, I don’t know what is.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that if it wasn’t for religion, we could all be frens! Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where pigs fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and Endermen breakdance for diamonds.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land where chickens rode on the backs of llamas, and skeletons played volleyball with zombies. They laughed until they cried, built a castle made entirely of cake, and rode a rollercoaster through the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have fun and make friends. Who needs religion when you have a community of craziness waiting for you? Join us today and let the absurdity begin!

InflatedTurkeyCraft

central bank, consumer spending, currency devaluation, economic analysis, economic forecast, economic indicators, economists, Economy, financial crisis, government intervention., Hyperinflation.., InflatedTurkeyCraft, inflation, inflation rate, interest rates, market volatility, monetary policy, peak, rising prices, turkey, Turkish lira

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are you tired of boring old servers with boring old inflation rates? well, come join our minecraft server where the only thing inflating is the fun! our inflation rate has passed a whopping 75% and we believe it’s only gonna get higher! why settle for normal when you can have outrageous? come join us and watch as your virtual wallet bursts at the seams with virtual riches! who needs stability when you can have chaos? join now and experience the peak of economic insanity!

AntsInSpaceCraft

Adventure, alien encounter, ants, AntsInSpaceCraft, bugs, cosmic voyage, Exploration, extraterrestrial adventure, insect astronauts, insects, interstellar insects, microorganisms, outer space, rocket ship, science fiction, small creatures, space bugs, space exploration, Space Travel, tiny creatures, unexpected journey

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Yo, have you ever wondered what would happen if a bunch of ants or other tiny bugs somehow hitched a ride on a rocket ship and ended up in outer space? Well, that’s basically what our server is like! We’ve got all sorts of crazy creatures running around, from space-faring spiders to alien cows that shoot lasers out of their udders.

Join our server for a chance to explore a wacky world where the laws of physics are more like suggestions and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional meteor shower). Build a base on the moon, ride a flying pig into battle, or just chill out in a hot tub filled with lava – the choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why we’re the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft server in the galaxy. And who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (or enemies, depending on how many times you accidentally blow up their house). Let’s get ready to rumble in the space jungle!

SandwichCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the chicken sandwiches are always fresh, the mustard flows like lava, and the potato chips are as crunchy as the creepers sneaking up on you! Trust me, you won’t find a more deliciously chaotic Minecraft experience anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s feast on some pixelated goodness together!

MineCraftyArknights – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the hottest place to be right now! Join us for a chance to win an Ifrit skin in our web event – because who wouldn’t want to look fiery fabulous while taking on those pesky zombies?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to some of the most epic content updates you’ll ever see. We’ve got 6 Guard Irene, 6 Vanguard Saga, and even a 5* Defender Firewhistle – because who needs a regular old sword when you can have a FIREWHISTLE?

And if that’s not enough to get you excited, just wait until you hear about our upcoming events. We’ve got Operation Pyrolysis – Flamebringer skin, CC2#1, and even a Path of Life event where you can unlock the elusive 5* Defender Underflow. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the action.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted armor. It’s like a real-life RPG, but with way more creepers.

CraftyCreeper’sBirthdayBash

Airbnb, Beach, birthday surprise, Cabin, celebration, Communication, CraftyCreepersBirthdayBash, Disappointment, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Gratitude, husband, Kids, Marriage, parenting, relationships, Running, travel, Wife

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will surprise you more than your wife’s birthday plans? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity (in a good way).

Imagine logging on to find yourself in a tiny cabin in the middle of a heavily wooded area, with nowhere to go but back on the rocky, narrow road you came from. But don’t worry, we have a galley kitchen, one bed, and a pullout couch for your comfort (or lack thereof).

Feeling adventurous? Take part in our 5k bubble and color run, where you’ll chase after your kids and try to catch up while sweating profusely and wondering why you ever agreed to this madness. And that’s just the beginning!

After a long day of chaos and confusion, you’ll finally make it back home to unpack, clean, and reflect on the whirlwind of events that just unfolded. But hey, at least you’ll have a story to tell that’s crazier than your wife’s failed birthday surprise!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of emotions and experiences that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about birthday surprises. Just remember, it’s all in good fun (we promise).

CreeperCarnageMC

childhood abuse, childhood neglect, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, CreeperCarnageMC, Emotional healing, emotional scars, family dysfunction, Healing Process, inner child healing, long-term effects, mental health, personal growth, psychological impact, repressed emotions, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, suppressed memories, Therapy, Trauma recovery

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or unique? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to relive your childhood trauma in a whole new way! Our server is filled with creepy haunted houses, spooky forests, and even a haunted rollercoaster that will make you scream like never before.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where you can uncover the mysteries of your past and confront your deepest fears. Who knows, you might even discover that your childhood bully was actually a zombie in disguise!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the healing begin…or maybe just have a good laugh at how ridiculous this all sounds. Either way, you won’t regret it!

SecretSquadMC

discretion, Mystery, personal boundaries, privacy, Secrets, SecretSquadMC, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-assurance, self-care, self-confidence, self-control, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-image, self-preservation

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join dis server if u wanna be a ninja in minecraft lolz. u can sneak around and surprise ur friends with ur stealthy moves. also, rumor has it that there are hidden treasure chests scattered around the map filled with diamonds and emeralds. but be careful, there are also traps set by evil mobs trying to stop u from getting the loot. so put on ur ninja gear and get ready for an epic adventure on dis server. ninja skills required, no noobs allowed.

FutureCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness!

Join us and you’ll discover that living like a bird is not just a metaphor, it’s a way of life on our server. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the world (or at least the coop)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary newborns, tiny creatures with the power to summon rainbows and shoot lasers from their eyes. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the true meaning of living like a bird (hint: it involves a lot of flapping and squawking)!

CadoCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. It was like a psychedelic dream come to life! But that’s not even the best part.

Legend has it that if you can find the secret diamond castle hidden deep within the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Ender Dragon. Yes, you heard that right – THREE WISHES! Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely out of gold blocks? Consider it done.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful weapon in all of Minecraft – the legendary Cado Sword. Crafted from the tears of a thousand griefers, this sword has the power to banish any foe with a single swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

RespawnWinnersOnly

accomplishment, achievement, appreciation, Contentment, death, fulfillment, fulfillment in life, Gratitude, Happiness, Impact, Legacy, Life, Meaningful, Memories, Proud, purpose, Reflection, RespawnWinnersOnly, satisfaction, self worth, success

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If you died right now, your proudest achievement would be joining our Minecraft server and surviving the epic battle against a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords and enchanted armor. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought a bunny wearing a diamond helmet! So come join us and show off your skills in the ultimate bunny showdown. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn the title of Bunny Slayer Extraordinaire!

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Animals Bred:	129	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	23

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Enchantments Applied:	219	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

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Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4310	Endless Night Skies:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Magic Items Found:	5521	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Love Letters Sent:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
New Chunks Explored:	926605	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Buildings Constructed:	50	Animals Bred:	145
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2803	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4651	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2