| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 9804 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 | Magic Items Found: | 1152 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | New Chunks Explored: | 714678 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
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| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 4032 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
Steam Page? Nah, we don’t need that, we’re too cool for Steam. Just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited, but don’t be a total autist about it.
And once you’re in, you gotta do the tutorial and play around in sandbox mode. Get to know each hero like they’re your best friend. And don’t forget to explore public item builds, because that’s how you git gud, bro.
Oh, and if you need more info, check out the Unofficial Wiki or the New Player Guide. We got all the resources you need to dominate this server like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 3463 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.
We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 1772 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 259 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 775 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
Ever wanted to lend your in-game diamonds to a friend, only to see them jet off to a virtual Hawaii resort instead of paying you back? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!
Embark on epic adventures, build extravagant resorts, and enjoy lavish meals with your virtual friends. But beware, because when it comes to repaying debts, things can get a little dicey.
So come join us on our server, where drama unfolds, friendships are tested, and the only currency that matters is diamonds. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the luxury and betrayal you could ever dream of in Minecraft? See you there!
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 3015 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7321 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?
So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 4871 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 73 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 9396 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 4543 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 15 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Server | SMP |
|---|---|
| Mods | Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves |
Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are there whitelist conformations? | Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings. |
| How long does it take to get whitelisted? | It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually. |
| Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet? | Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted. |
| How big is the server? | It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it. |
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 7171 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 24 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 4925 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 19 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 660 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 9997 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 57 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 247 |
Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 7770 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 167 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 166 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Features | Details |
|---|---|
| Massive World | World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks |
| Minimal Rules | Only rule is no hacking |
| Pure Gameplay | No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies |
| Hardcore Survival Awaits | Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience |
Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.
Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?
A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.
Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?
A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.
Q: Is there any teleportation available?
A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 442 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 5584 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 28 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | Ores Mined: | 5143 |
In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.
Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.
Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.
So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.
| Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 5579 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 16 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!
Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.
Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 7561 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 7 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.
But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 8748 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 64 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 43 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 795883 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.
So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!
