Argie’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft SMP

Adventures, andes mountains, argentina, argentinian culture, argies, blocky, Buenos Aires, Córdoba, empanadas, Evita Peron, football, Gauchos, Iguazu Falls, Latin America, Malbec, Maradona, Mate, Mendoza, Minecraft, Pampas, Patagonia, smp, south america, tango, ushuaia

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	878
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Animals Bred:	79	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Farms Harvested:	495	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re ready to face challenges like no other, such as building a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere or battling a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams from its eyes.

Our community is filled with hilarious and wacky players who will stop at nothing to prank each other. Just last week, someone replaced all the diamonds in another player’s chest with raw potatoes! And don’t even get us started on the time someone built a giant statue of a llama that spits out TNT.

But it’s not all fun and games – we also have intense PvP battles where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. One player even managed to defeat an entire army of zombies using nothing but a carrot on a stick!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us at Argie… if you dare.

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8322
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	1541	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Farms Harvested:	403

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6732
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Votes:	4846
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9578
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Potions Brewed:	134	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3957
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9209
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8042
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Animals Bred:	33
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6422
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4097
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1251
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Crops Grown:	5501

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4544
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mines Excavated:	4289	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	405	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	423

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1061
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Crops Grown:	4606	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Runes Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2264
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Meteorites Collected:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	New Chunks Explored:	174409
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9088
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4999
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2638
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4122
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever