Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re ready to face challenges like no other, such as building a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere or battling a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams from its eyes.

Our community is filled with hilarious and wacky players who will stop at nothing to prank each other. Just last week, someone replaced all the diamonds in another player’s chest with raw potatoes! And don’t even get us started on the time someone built a giant statue of a llama that spits out TNT.

But it’s not all fun and games – we also have intense PvP battles where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. One player even managed to defeat an entire army of zombies using nothing but a carrot on a stick!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us at Argie… if you dare.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Farms Harvested: 937

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CobblePunk

    CobblePunk

    CobblePunk is a Cobblemon based server! what makes us unique is we encourage users to stick to a steampunk/solarpunk theme with their buildings!

    we also have flying ships, create and more to enjoy!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • 🟡🟡BLIXMINE – Immerse yourself in the world of lava🟡🟡 Minecraft server

    🟡🟡BLIXMINE – Immerse yourself in the world of lava🟡🟡 Minecraft server
    Welcome to the BlixMine server – a unique place for true connoisseurs of griefer survival! Here you can test your PvP skills, build powerful bases and fight with other players for resources.? Server Features:• Griefing: Destruction of other players’ buildings is allowed, so be prepared for unexpected attacks!• Economy: Earn, trade and grow in our unique economic world.• Clans: Create or join clans, team up with friends and fight for control of territory.• Events: Regular events and tournaments with prizes for the most active players!• Magic and Artifacts: Discover unique items and magical abilities that will help you in battle.? Plugins: We use the best plugins to improve your gaming experience, including anti-spawn griefing, a clan system and much more!? Join us! Don’t miss the chance to become part of our friendly community. Join BlixMine and show everyone what you can do!We are waiting for you at BlixMine – this is where your adventure begins

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Blood Moons Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Crafty Chaos Minecraft Server

    Crafty Chaos Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, buckle up buttercup, because on our server, we’ve got bullets with names on them! That’s right, each bullet is custom engraved with the name of your worst enemy in the game. Want to take out that pesky creeper that always blows up your house? Just load up your gun and let ‘er rip!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay diamond eggs. That’s right, DIAMOND EGGS! Imagine the possibilities of having a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting to be hatched.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether, where the lava is made of hot sauce and the pigmen ride around on flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just another day on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember, when you see that bullet with your name on it, duck and cover!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • This is you Minecraft SMP

    This is you Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing boring old single-player Minecraft? Do you want to join a server where the cows wear sunglasses and the creepers breakdance? Well, look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of cake, and have dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Our server is so crazy that even the skeletons have started a boy band!

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world, guarded by a pack of evil bunnies with laser eyes. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim the loot for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • 2b2t Oceania

    2b2t Oceania

    2b2t Oceania – Oceania-based anarchy for those interested in a 2b2t alternative that is focused around Australia and surrounding countries! Minimal admin intervention and a dedicated community.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 163 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Draythor

    Draythor

    𝔻𝕣𝕒𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕍𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕒 𝕆𝕟𝕖𝔹𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕜 𝔹𝕠𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕤 Realistic Vanilla Survival with Elements of Natural Phenomena. Also has a OneBlock mode.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Chuds’ Funny Minecraft Server

    Chuds’ Funny Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, serious Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays by the book? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and absolute mayhem.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine busting out some killer dance moves.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet charging into battle.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our Nether realm, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen are always up for a good time. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, who has a habit of photobombing unsuspecting players during their epic boss battles.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs the right when you can have a whole lot of fun on our server!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Magical Moments Shared: 13 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Future White Man SMP: Late Stage Judaism – Minecraft SMP

    Future White Man SMP: Late Stage Judaism – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the impending Hindu rapejeet invasion and economic collapse by building your own virtual paradise! Join us and fight off endless hordes of Hindu male rape rats while competing for scarce resources like open jobs, white women, and even food. Don’t let the Jews win – join our server and show those Indians who’s boss in this epic battle for survival! Build, craft, and mine your way to victory in a world where every block counts and every move could mean the difference between life and death. Are you ready to take on the challenge and save our civilization from certain doom? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • BareVanilla Anarchy

    BareVanilla Anarchy

    BareVanilla Anarchy

    Welcome to BareVanilla Anarchy, a true Minecraft Vanilla experience! Embrace the chaos with no rules except for one: no hacking allowed. Grief, raid, and form alliances as you explore a world where anything goes. Join us for an unfiltered survival experience!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • 2tools2builders

    2tools2builders

    2tools2builders (2t2b.org) – The Newest Cracked Crossplay Anarchy Server

    Cracked means you can join without a paid Minecraft account, and crossplay means you can join from Bedrock Edition Minecraft.

    The server is available for Java 1.17.1+ (stably updated). For Bedrock, unfortunately, support is only for the latest versions (also stably updated).

    The server is inspired by 2b2t. We aim to make it as similar to 2b2t as possible in terms of style, plugins, and overall experience.

    The server was created and launched on 08.28.2024. 2t2b is hosted and developed by a small team, with baibo78 as the founder and owner.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • SonicCraft – Minecraft Server

    SonicCraft – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server in all of the pixelated universe – where Sonic the Hedgehog reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos emeralds, loop-de-loops, and chili dogs galore.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret level where you can race against Sonic himself in a chili dog eating contest. The winner gets a pair of super speed shoes that will make you the fastest miner in all of Minecraft!

    But that’s not all – we also have a special event coming up where you can team up with Knuckles to defeat Dr. Eggman and his army of robotic minions. Rumor has it that if you succeed, you’ll unlock the ability to turn into Super Sonic and unleash a devastating blast of chaos energy on your enemies.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure through the Sonic universe and experience the thrill of speed, the power of friendship, and the joy of collecting shiny rings. See you on the other side, fellow hedgehog enthusiasts!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • /Minecraft SMP/ – FGO Alter Ego

    /Minecraft SMP/ – FGO Alter Ego
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up with outrageous reasons to join!

    Join our server and experience the “Chaldea Tam Lin Cup – The Next Generation’s Triumphant Return” event, where you must battle against dragon girls and water margins to claim victory! Don’t miss out on the Morgan Pickup Summon, where you can summon powerful warriors to aid you in your quest.

    But wait, there’s more! Take part in the Singularity Repair Support Campaign and repair the fabric of time itself. Summon heroes from the First Singularity and watch as they fight by your side in epic battles.

    And if that’s not enough, join the Halloween Rebellion of 108 and face off against the fearsome Huyan Zhuo in a showdown of epic proportions. Will you emerge victorious or be swept away by the dragon girl’s water margin?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on insane adventures, summon powerful allies, and conquer the most outrageous challenges you’ve ever faced!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Infinite Chaos

    Infinite Chaos

    Welcome to Infinite Chaos!

    Dive into a world where unpredictability reigns supreme! Our server offers a unique blend of thrilling gameplay, vibrant community interactions, and endless adventures. Whether you’re a casual player or a competitive gamer, there’s something here for everyone.

    Features:

    Dynamic Events: Experience spontaneous challenges and events that keep the gameplay fresh and exciting. Diverse Game Modes: From survival and creative to PvP and role-playing, choose your adventure. Community Driven: Join a friendly and active community that thrives on collaboration and creativity. Custom Content: Explore unique plugins and mods tailored to enhance your experience. Regular Updates: Enjoy frequent updates and new features based on player feedback. Join us in Infinite Chaos, where every moment is a new opportunity for fun and excitement. Are you ready to embrace the chaos?

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • SignalSMP

    SignalSMP

    A new Minecraft server! Join in our small community and be part of amazing adventure team. Build your wonderful house and trade with another players items.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 13 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Eternal Flames Captured: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Awesome Sauce Minecraft Server

    Awesome Sauce Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of blocky characters? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to be treated like the friggin awesomesauce that you are!

    Join our server and become the ruler of your own kingdom, complete with a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of candy. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? No problem, we’ve got those too!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopia, a hidden realm filled with diamonds the size of your head and mountains made entirely of cake. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Chicken of Destiny, who grants wishes to those who can best it in a dance-off.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in a world where the sky is made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? Join us today and let the epic adventures begin!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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