ArdynFall SMP: Where we’re so vanilla, even our jokes are plain! (No P2W, LGBTQ+ Friendly)

apply, Ardynfall, Chat, Community, diamond-based, Discord, Economy, Events, Friendly, gameplay, hermitcraft, Immersive, jokes, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Mods, p2w, Plain, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Staff, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1605
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Zombie Dances:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

New Minecraft Servers

ArdynFall SMP Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Server Type	Semi-vanilla 1.21 Minecraft experience
Community	Inclusive and welcoming community
World	Brand new world, less than a week old
Server Resets	No planned resets, build your legacy
Uptime	100% uptime with regular backups

Why Join ArdynFall SMP?

Established & Close-Knit Community
Dedicated Staff Team
Player-Run Economy
Exciting Events

Quality of Life Plugins & Proximity Chat

afk display
anti enderman grief
anti ghast grief
armor statues
double shulker shells
fast leaf decay
more mob heads
multiplayer sleep
nether portal coords
player head drops
silence mobs
unlock all recipes
wandering trades

Interested? Join our discord and apply now!

⛏️Discord: https://discord.gg/Y2UbC8Xu8v ⛏️

See you in-game, adventurer!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our discord and follow the application process
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure fair gameplay and a positive community environment
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Yes, we welcome new players to join our community
Is there a minimum age requirement?	We recommend players be at least 16 years old to join

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6909
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Votes:	1922	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	313	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Star Shards Collected:	253	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magic Items Found:	2707	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7153
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6123
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Farms Harvested:	785	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	468896
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1783
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	770
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Animals Bred:	104	Alien Abductions:	3

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2527
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Towns Built:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1686
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Crops Grown:	9726	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ores Mined:	3268	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7897
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mines Excavated:	4078
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Emeralds Found:	3730	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2591
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Villages Defended:	8

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4247
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8112
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	3095	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1853
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2463
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Emeralds Found:	8093	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6423

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7722
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3960
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Towns Built:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.