Ejaculator’s Adventure 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adventure, Ejaculators, gooner, Guide, Masturbation, one pump chump, premature ejaculation, self worth, sexual confidence, sexual desire, sexual dysfunction, Sexual empowerment, sexual frustration, sexual fulfillment, sexual health, Sexual intimacy, sexual performance, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual techniques, submissive, women superiority

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6446
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2855	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of self-discovery and humiliation!

Build your own virtual dungeon to reflect your innermost desires and insecurities!

Explore a world where women reign supreme and you are just a lowly peasant begging for their attention!

Experience the thrill of being a one pump chump in a safe and supportive environment!

Join now and unleash your submissive side in ways you never thought possible!

Don’t miss out on the chance to embrace your true gooner nature and submit to the power of women!

Come play on our server and let your wildest fantasies run wild!

Crazy Craft Conundrum

#youtube, American, Bitches, commentary, complaining, Content Creator, conundrum, Craft, crazy, Cultural differences, Culture Shock, Diversity, humor, identity crisis, influencer, International, jewtuber, satire, social media, Stereotypes, travel, vlogger

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6771
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe, where we got American Jewtubers going all over the place and complaining non-stop about everything! Like, seriously, why are they always like this? But hey, if you’re down for some wild adventures and unpredictable shenanigans, then come join us on this epic server! Build, mine, explore, and just have a blast with us! Don’t miss out, join now! Let’s get this party started, woohoo! 🎉🎮🔥 #MinecraftMadness

HonduranCraft Minecraft Server

base, central america, deportations, foreign relations, Honduran, Honduran President, HonduranCraft, immigration, Immigration Policy, leader, Mass Deportations, military base, Minecraft, national security, orders, Politics, push, Server, threatens, trump, Trump administration, U.S. Military, united states

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7463
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Crops Grown:	1673
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	411	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u wanna have a good time? well, dis server is da bomb dot com, u gotta join cuz it’s like a party in ur computer, but wit blocks and stuff.

we got a crazy story for u, so like, dis honduran leader, he’s all like “yo, u better not deport my peeps or i’m gonna kick u.s. military out of my base.” can u believe dat? it’s like a soap opera, but in minecraft.

join our server and u can be part of da drama, build ur own base and defend it from crazy honduran leaders. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so what u waiting for? come join da fun and let’s make minecraft great again!

CraftyCash500

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6451
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Void Armor Forged:	24	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4

omg u guyz u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz itz da only place where u can find da secret to becoming one of da world’s 500 richest people!!! we got diamondz for dayz and emeraldz galore, u gonna be swimmin in wealth like scrooge mcduck in no time!!! join now and u might just surpass $10 trillion in wealth dis year, no joke!!! don’t miss out on dis once in a lifetime opportunity, come join us and start ur journey to becoming a minecraft millionaire!!!

United Lands

alliances, cosmetic, Custom Items, discord community, dynamic world map, Earth Map, Epic battles, Fair Play, Geopolitical, geopolitical strategy, Immersive, immersive gameplay, immersive roleplay, Lands, marketplace, player-driven, Roleplay, smp, strategy, towny-based, United, vast lands

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8566
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	914843
Void Armor Forged:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

United Lands Minecraft Server

Overview
Join United Lands: A Premier Geopolitical Earth SMP Experience!

Features
🌍 Step into a World Like No Other!	🎥 Watch Our Trailer	🛠️ Engage in Deep Gameplay	💹 Progress Your Way	💵 Player-Driven Economy	💸 Fair Play – No Pay-to-Win	⚔️ Epic Wars and Thrilling Combat

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by entering the IP: play.unitedlands.org in your Minecraft client.
Is there a Discord community?	Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.unitedlands.org
Are there in-game advantages for donations?	No, all store items are purely cosmetic and donations offer no in-game advantages.
What type of gameplay is available on the server?	Players can engage in deep gameplay including building towns, roleplaying, and participating in epic wars and combat.
Can I view the server’s world map?	Yes, you can view the dynamic world map at https://map.unitedlands.org

Chud Bullies United 1.20.4

1.20.4, anti-bullying, Bullies, bully awareness, bully behavior, bully consequences, bully culture, bully education, bully intervention, bully prevention programs, bully psychology, bully social impact, bully stereotypes, bully stigma, bully support, bully victims, bullying, bullying prevention, Chud, cyberbullying, Harassment, school bullying, United, vicious chud bullies

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6548
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ores Mined:	9535
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chud bullies by building a fortress made of diamond blocks.

We have a secret underground base where you can hide from the bullies and plot your revenge with other players.

Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures and dangerous mobs that will make you question your sanity.

Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, ready to take on any bully that comes your way.

Don’t let the chuds win, join our server and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

ToddlerGlamStopperMC

AMBITION, career, child development, Communication, Curiosity, DAUGHTER, education, encouragement, family, family dynamics, Gender norms, Gifts, History, in-laws, makeup, Math, oceans, parenting, Science, societal expectations, Stars, ToddlerGlamStopperMC

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8283
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7319
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Are you tired of your daughter being bombarded with “girlie” gifts like makeup and hair care products on other servers? Join our server where we encourage curiosity about the stars, the oceans, history, science, and math from a young age! No more gender norms here, just pure exploration and fun! Plus, our in-laws are all highly educated and career-driven, so your daughter will be inspired to reach for the stars (literally)! Say goodbye to societal expectations and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our server! Join now and let your daughter’s imagination run wild!

RespawnRepeatFun

breaking cycles, breaking habits, determination, forgiveness, lessons learned, letting go, mindfulness, moving forward, never again, perseverance, personal growth, Positive Change, repeated mistakes, resilience, RespawnRepeatFun, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-discipline, Sworn, transformation

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8151
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of being stuck in a never-ending cycle of monotony and boredom in your Minecraft world? Well, fear not, because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of repetitive gameplay! Join us and experience a world where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

On our server, you’ll find yourself embroiled in epic battles with giant chickens, building towering castles made entirely of cake, and riding on the backs of flying pigs as you soar through the skies. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server). Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and never be stuck in a boring Minecraft world again. Plus, rumor has it that the elusive diamond-encrusted sheep can only be found on our server. Happy mining!

Beware the Intent Economy: Crafty Collectors

Artificial Intelligence, BEWARE, Big Data Analysis, Collection of Intent, collectors, commodification, consumer behavior, Consumer Insights, Crafty, data collection, data privacy, data security, digital economy, Economy, ethical implications, Intent, Intent Prediction, Intention Economy, large language models, machine learning, marketing strategies, online behavior, Personalization, privacy concerns, technology ethics

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3052
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs are actually secret agents trying to take over the world with their mind control powers. we have a secret underground base where we train llamas to do backflips and ride on dolphins. our diamond armor is made from unicorn tears and dragon scales, making you invincible against any creeper attack. and watch out for the evil chickens who are plotting to overthrow the sheep as the rulers of the server. join now before the evil sheep army takes over and turns everyone into wooly minions!

Totem Network

Adventure, Air drops, Announcements, Biomes, Crates, Custom, Discord, Ip:, Journey, Loot, mobs, Network, Pets, Reset, Revamped, Staff Team, Surprises, Survival, totem, Upgrade, weapons

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6241
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Divine Spears Created:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	286	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1174

Welcome to Totem Network Minecraft Server!

Server Overview:

Features
Encounter custom mobs with unique behaviors and abilities.
Wield powerful custom weapons crafted for strategic combat.
Explore diverse custom biomes teeming with wonders and challenges.
Hunt for valuable loot in crates scattered throughout the world.
Keep an eye out for thrilling air drops containing rare rewards.
Custom pets with awesome abilities.

Exciting News!

Server Reset and Upgrade Incoming!

Dear Players, We have a special reveal to share with you! The project we’ve poured our hearts into for so long is finally ready for release. Our current survival server is winding down to mark the beginning of this new adventure, a grand reset and a massive upgrade are on the horizon.

Server Reset Date: 6 January 2025 Stay Updated: Watch for announcements on Discord. Join us as we embark on this long-anticipated journey together! See you soon in the revamped world! Warm Regards, Totem Network Staff Team

Join Us!

Join our Discord IP: totem.lunar-mc.net

FAQs:

Question	Answer
When is the server reset date?	The server reset date is set for 6 January 2025.
What new features can we expect after the reset?	We will be introducing new custom mobs, weapons, biomes, loot, air drops, and pets with unique abilities for an enhanced gaming experience.
How can I stay updated on server announcements?	Watch for announcements on our Discord channel to stay updated on all server news and events.

Eternal Echoes 1.20.3

#announcement, 1.20.3, COMEBACK, debut, Echoes, Entertainment, ETERNAL, family, graduating, Graduation, INSTANT, internet, mom, reaction, redebut, shock, social media, Surprise, teasing, trending, unexpected, viral, WTF

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	785
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Farms Harvested:	910	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	348	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
New Chunks Explored:	608841	Gods Slained:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like right now! Why? Because it’s like your mom teasing a redebut almost INSTANTLY after graduating, like what the actual heck, right? It’s so crazy and unpredictable, just like this server! You never know what’s gonna happen next, so join in on the madness and let’s have a blast together! Don’t miss out on this wild ride, man!

KidCraftHolidayFun

adhd, Adults, aunt, Benadryl, Boundaries, children, christmas, Communication, Expectations, family, Gifts, holiday gatherings, KidCraftHolidayFun, non kid friendly, overstimulated, parenting, sensory issues, sister, stress, Toys, valium

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3629
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Towns Built:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Dragon Scales Harvested:	137	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Villages Defended:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of spending your holidays at your husband’s aunt’s and sister’s houses, where your kids are expected to sit quietly and behave like little angels? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where kids can be kids and adults can visit in peace! No more constant stress and taming your little ones, let them run wild and have fun in our virtual world.

Forget about older ladies suggesting drugging your child with Valium or Benadryl, on our server, everyone is welcome to be themselves. No more being ignored when you invite relatives over, here you are the boss and they can come to your virtual house if they want to see you.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to overstimulation and constant stress. Let your kids unleash their creativity and have a blast in a world where everyone is free to be themselves. Don’t be the only one missing out on the fun, join us today!

FanboyFlix Minecraft SMP

acting talent, big screen, binge-worthy, box office hit, captivating actress., celebrity crush, charismatic actor, cinema lover, FanboyFlix, favorite actor, favorite actress, film buff, film fanatic, Hollywood, Minecraft, movie star, must watch, on-screen charisma, screen presence, silver screen idol, smp, talented performer

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5191
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Items Found:	8863	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75

OMG you guys, have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, soooooo epic, you HAVE to join! Like, the owner is actually a secret celebrity in disguise, I heard they’re like, the long lost cousin of Leonardo DiCaprio or something. And get this, they have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear for all the players. It’s like, a real-life treasure hunt, but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! The spawn area is actually a replica of Hollywood, and all the buildings are named after famous actors and actresses. Like, you can live in the Jennifer Lawrence mansion or party at the Johnny Depp nightclub. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden golden statue of Brad Pitt, you get a free lifetime supply of golden apples!

Plus, there’s this one player who goes by the name “Minecraft Maestro” and they’re like, the ultimate PvP master. They’ve never been defeated in a duel and they say if you can beat them, you become the new ruler of the server. It’s like, a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form!

So like, if you’re a fan of Minecraft AND celebrities, you HAVE to join this server. It’s like, the best of both worlds, and you’ll have so much fun exploring and battling it out with other players. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

PixelatedPiggy’s Childhood Myths

Childhood, childhood beliefs, childhood curiosity, childhood dreams, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood wonder, funny beliefs, growing up, hindsight humor, imaginative thinking, misconceptions, Myths, naive beliefs, PixelatedPiggys, ridiculous beliefs, silly beliefs

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7845
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	1055
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you’d find a secret portal to a magical land full of diamond armor-wearing pigs and talking creepers? Well, guess what? Our server is here to make that childhood dream a reality! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the hidden wonders of the Minecraft universe.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant cheeseburger floating in the sky. Legend has it that whoever reaches the top of the cheeseburger will be granted three wishes by the mystical Burger King himself. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to climb to the top of the cheesy mountain!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to a secret society of ninja chickens who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Join forces with these feathered warriors and become the richest player in all the land!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Who knows, you might just stumble upon that elusive portal to the land of diamond armor-wearing pigs after all!

HaitianGangWars Minecraft Server

central america, collaboration, cooperation, Crisis, deployment, El Salvadoran, Fight, Gangs, Guatemalan, Haiti, HaitianGangWars, International, intervention, law enforcement, Military, Minecraft, Mission, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, Server, solidarity, Troops, violence

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3427
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit fam. we got guatemalan and el salvadoran troops pullin up in haiti to fight gangs, like what even is happenin? u can be part of dis epic battle and help take down dem gangs wit ur pickaxe and sword. plus, we got like, diamond armor for days and u can ride on a llama into battle. it’s gonna be a party, so join now before it’s too late and u miss out on all da fun. let’s goooooo!

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