Arctic Stone Tools: Yuka Mammoth Penetration

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with excitement? Well, lemme tell you about this server where we got mammoths running around with stone tools, straight up caveman style!

We got evidence of human homies chilling in the Arctic zone like 39,000 – 38,000 BP, making their mark on the Yuka Mammoth hide. It’s like a prehistoric party up in here, with players crafting tools and building epic structures out of ice blocks.

So if you wanna experience some next level Minecraft madness, come join us on this server where history meets hilarity. Who needs diamonds when you can have mammoths and stone age swag? Let’s go, gamers!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Elak’s Vanilla Economy: Tribes, Dynmap, and Wacky Weapons Galore!

Adventure, Ales, Brewing, BUILD, Decisions, Discord, DOMINATE, Dynamic world, Dynmap, Economy, Elaks, Explore, Factions, Friends, Galore, Legacy, MARK, Market system, recipes, Rich world, Survival, TOWN, Tribes, Vanilla, Wacky, weapons, Wins

World of Elak [java 1.20.1]

Features
Survival Gameplay: Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world.
Land System: Create and manage your own town with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving tribe.
Economy: Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count.
Custom weapons: Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more!
Custom brewing: Brew ales, wines and more! (including custom recipes!)
Tribes: Form or join tribes with at least 2 players and dominate the map! Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of Elak!

Join us now and start your adventure! (IP/Server info in our Discord)

Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP/Server info provided in our Discord.
Are there any rules in the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a safe and enjoyable gaming environment. These rules are listed in our Discord.
Can I create my own town?	Yes, you can create and manage your own town with friends or join an existing one to become part of a tribe.
Are custom weapons available in the server?	Yes, you can equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers, and more!
Is there a market system for trading?	Yes, there is a detailed market system where you can trade, earn, and spend to make every decision count.
Can I brew custom drinks?	Yes, you can brew ales, wines, and more with custom recipes available in the server.
How can I form or join a tribe?	You can form or join tribes with at least 2 players to dominate the map and build your legacy.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Towns Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Region Never Ad Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it once turned a player’s pet pig into a flying unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Trolled in Minecraft SMP

banter, Casual, Chatting, Community, Conversation, Friends, funny, greetings, humor, internet, lighthearted, Minecraft, morning, Off topic, off-topic discussion, ONLINE, playful, small talk, smp, socializing, Trolled, trolling

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster fills the entire spawn area with chickens, causing lag for days. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples. Needless to say, chaos ensued.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you. And remember, on this server, there’s no such thing as off topic.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Dragon Scales Harvested:	233	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BabyBILGamer420

BabyBILGamer420, birthday celebration, blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, Competition, Confrontation, family conflict, family dynamics, Fatherhood, husband, in-laws, Jealousy, love, man baby, parenting, relationships, Respect, sibling relationships, stepchildren, stepdad

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and family dynamics that will leave you questioning everything.

Our server is like no other, with a storyline straight out of a soap opera. Witness the epic saga of a sister with two ex-husbands, a current husband, and a baby on the way. Who needs TV when you have this level of family drama in Minecraft?

Join now to experience the thrill of a stepdad trying to outshine the biological father, kids caught in the middle of a love triangle, and a sister who just can’t seem to catch a break. It’s a wild ride that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat.

So why wait? Join our server today and immerse yourself in the chaos and craziness that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftyCrisis Minecraft SMP

coping mechanisms, CraftyCrisis, Emotional support, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive affirmations, relaxation techniques, resilience, self compassion, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Therapy

Are you tired of your Minecraft world falling apart before your very eyes? Join our SMP and let the chaos ensue! We have a team of expert builders who will literally hold your world together with duct tape and bubble gum. Need a break from the stress of block placing? Our resident comedian will keep you in stitches with their hilarious jokes and antics. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	689557
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Blocktopia: Underrated Life Lessons

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Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through our wacky world. From exploding chickens to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most underrated book and movie club in the Minecraft universe. Discover hidden gems that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about life. Who knew that a movie about a talking potato could teach you such valuable life lessons?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be amazed, amused, and utterly confused in the best way possible!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Farms Harvested:	177	Dragon Scales Harvested:	269
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Pixel Pals: The Untold Tale

cinematography, Communication, emotion, Expression, film, Imagery, Interpretation, Media, Message, moving pictures, narrative, PALS, Perception, perspective, Picture, PIXEL, Story, storytelling, Tale, Untold, Video, Visual Storytelling, Words, WORTH..

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little dirt house, when all of a sudden, BAM! You’re sucked into a vortex and transported to the most epic server you’ve ever seen!

This server is like a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. You can ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombies, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the disco castle.

But wait, there’s more! The server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine diamonds with just one tap. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Potato King, who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition

Aging population, dementia, Diagnosis, Edition, Elderly, fall prevention, Falls, health care expenditures, Healthcare, Injuries, life changing, Long Term Care, medical costs, Prevention, public health, research, Risk, Safety Measures, Senior, Seniors, statistics, TumbleCraft, US

come join our epic minecraft server where falling is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! we have custom gravity settings that will have you tripping over your own blocky feet in no time. but don’t worry, we’ve got helmets for protection (made of diamond, of course).

we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.

plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

Active Economy, Auctions, Average, Block logging, CREEPERS, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Faster, Griefing, handle, HeartCraft, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, ONLINE, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Purpur, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, sneak, Virginia, zero tolerance

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Launch Date	October 2018
Pay-to-Win Store	0% pay-to-win store
Special Features	Live map, pet system, marriage plugin, leaderboard, land claiming
Technical Specs	Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X server in Virginia, uses Purpur, block logging with CoreProtect, inventory rollback
World Size	Main world is 90,000 x 90,000, other worlds are at least 20,000 x 20,000

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I grief other players?

No, HearthCraft has a zero tolerance policy for griefing. Players are encouraged to build and create without fear of their creations being destroyed by others.

2. Are there paid perks in the server?

No, HearthCraft prides itself on being a 0% pay-to-win server. All gameplay features are accessible to all players without the need for paid perks.

3. How can I claim land?

Players can use the land claiming feature on HearthCraft to protect their builds and belongings. This prevents other players from modifying or destroying their creations.

4. What is the server difficulty level?

The server difficulty is set to Hard, providing a challenging survival experience for players.

5. How can I access the live map?

Players can view the live map of the server by visiting: https://map.hearthcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ores Mined:	4982
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the grass is always dancing! Join us and experience the thrill of slapping creepers’ asses like a bongo drummer whose rent is due the next day. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?

Anymore, Bruce Prichard, Entertainment, Listening, long tail tags, Minecraft, podcasts, smp, worth it, WORTH.., wrestling, wwe

Are you tired of listening to the same old podcasts that just don’t hit the mark anymore? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for some epic gaming adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those boring podcasts. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	8508	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BrasilBrosAdventure

Betrayed, BrasilBrosAdventure, Brazil, Communication, Decision making, Divorce, emotions, exhaustion, Expectations, f1, family, fertility treatment, ivf, Marriage, PRESSURE, relationships, Resentment, special needs, stepmom, Struggle, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without anyone shipping kids to your doorstep without warning. No surprise stepmom duties here! Plus, forget about fertility treatments and pressure from your partner to get pregnant. On our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic creations!

And get this – there’s no need to sell your car to fund IVF treatments. We don’t believe in putting that kind of financial strain on our players. Instead, focus on building the house of your dreams without any interference from in-laws jetting off to F1 races in Brazil.

So, if you’re tired of feeling betrayed and want a break from real-life drama, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers in the game. See you there!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SantaGoneMinecraftSMP

Adulthood, adulthood struggles, adulting, Adulting challenges, adulting truths, adulting woes, awakening, Coming of Age, Disappointment, disillusionment, facing facts, facing the truth, growing pains, growing up, harsh realities, life lessons, life revelations, Maturity, reality check, SantaGoneMinecraftSMP, truth hurts

Joining our Minecraft SMP and realizing that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks that have no real value in the real world. But fear not, because in our server, these shiny rocks can be used to build extravagant diamond palaces, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball, and even diamond toilets for the ultimate luxury experience.

We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise, so you never know who you might be mining diamonds next to. Our server events include epic unicorn races, where players ride rainbow-colored pigs to the finish line, and intense llama battles where the last one standing gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox while wearing a top hat and monocle.

So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BlockyParentRegrets

apologies, Apology, BlockyParentRegrets, Childhood, Communication, doing.., family, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, MISTAKES, parenting, parents, reconciliation, Reflection, regret, regrets, relationships, remorse, Saying

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you wish you could ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Forget about your regrets with your parents and come make some new ones with us on our server. Who needs therapy when you can battle giant chickens and build a castle made entirely out of cake? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Void Armor Forged:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion

aggression, annexation, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Expansion, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Information Resistance, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Tensions, territorial dispute, Ukraine

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE IS TALKING ABOUT IT?!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A HOUSE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN SUDDENLY A WILD CREEPER APPEARS WEARING A UKRAINIAN FLAG! THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE MOBS ARE GETTING IN ON THE FUN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT TO THE KURSK REGION IN RUSSIA! YEAH, YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE RIGHT NEXT TO PUTIN’S SUMMER HOME! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN OUR SERVER BEFORE UKRAINE UNVEILS THE NEXT BIG EXPANSION! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND MEMES THAT AWAIT YOU! #YOLOMINECRAFTFOREVER”

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Love Letters Sent:	16

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!