Arctic Ozone Measured at Highest Level Since 1979 Frosty Skyblock Empire

1979, 1979Frosty, Arctic, atmospheric chemistry, Atmospheric Monitoring, Atmospheric science, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, Earth’s atmosphere, Empire, Environment, environmental impact, global warming, Highest, highest level, LevelSince, measured, Measuredat, Ozone, ozone depletion, polar regions, Pollution, scientific research, Skyblock, UV radiation

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	265
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	New Chunks Explored:	310044
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	819

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, you gotta join this server, man! It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got penguins riding polar bears, bro! And the igloos are made of diamond blocks, like whaaat?!

But wait, there’s more! The ice spikes biome is actually a secret portal to a dimension where snow golems rule the land and have epic snowball fights all day long.

And get this, the aurora borealis in the sky isn’t just for show, it actually gives you superpowers like flying and shooting ice beams from your eyes. It’s like being a superhero, but in Minecraft!

So come on, join us on this wild adventure where the Arctic Ozone is measured at the highest level since 1979, whatever that means. Just trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aspen, Assassination, Auctions, Charity events, colorado, Community, crown, Emperor Jew, General Dynamics, in-laws, James Crown, Jimmie Johnson, Legacy, lodges, Minecraft, money laundering, Murder-suicide, NASCAR driver, No motive, Private golf courses, Private race track, suspicious circumstances, TRILLIONS, Ukraine, Weapons dealing

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7010
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Villages Defended:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

femanon confessions, femanon desires, femanon erotica, femanon experiences, femanon exploration, femanon fantasies, femanon fetishes, femanon kinks, femanon obsessions, femanon pleasures, femanon roleplay, femanon secrets, femanon stories, femanon turn-ons, Femanons, fetishes, jack, jack off, Main, Minecraft, Nowadays, reading, smp, weird fetishes

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	470
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Animals Bred:	55	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoWeedNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3710
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Holy Grails Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

9OutOf10Chances, chance events, Coincidence, fate, fluke incidents, fortuitous happenings, improbable situations, LUCK, million-to-one chances, Odds, Probability, quotes, randomness, rare events, real world examples, serendipity, statistical anomalies, Terry Pratchett, twists of fate, unexpected occurrences, unlikely outcomes

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5295
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Magic Items Found:	7354
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Damage, drone, emergency response, footage, Hits, Incident, investigation, Kazan, KazanCraft, Minecraft, News, Property, residential building, russia, Safety, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, urban area

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8749
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Towns Built:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, Defense, emergency response, global tensions, Houthi missile, HouthisGonnaHitMe, injured, International, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, News, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6757
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Gods Slained:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

Collectibles, figurines, Funcoland, funko, Funkoland, Galore, game store, gamestop, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming store, Land, memorabilia, merchandise, Nostalgia, Retail, retro gaming, specialty store, Toys, video games, vintage games

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4192
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
New Chunks Explored:	555157	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	7447

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1685
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Villages Defended:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

application, Biomes, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Land claiming, Lore, Map, Modded, Modpack, resource pack, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8417
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	832	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Chimeras Created:	2
New Chunks Explored:	972396	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

1.20.3, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, genesis, Global Alliances, Item Codes, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Nova, Older Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, star, Upcoming NGS Headline, Verification Data

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4001
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Dimension Hops:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Crops Grown:	4603	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

character profiles, chat client, critique, Depravity, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, Forums, general, gossip, kinks, list, live status tracker, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat, writing practice

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8639
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftRageQuit

Boundaries, cameras, depression issues, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, gossip, invasion of privacy, mental health, mental health stigma, MineCraftRageQuit, neighbors, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, privacy rights, privacy violation, Rumors, severe depression, therapy session, weird kid

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	155
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	215	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of nosy neighbors invading your privacy and spreading rumors about you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own giant house without any unwanted intruders! Our server is filled with hilarious gossip and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real-life drama. Plus, we have a therapy session mini-game where you can release all your pent-up frustrations in a safe and virtual environment. Say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and let’s build a crazy world together!

BlockyLingoChall

BlockyLingoChall, challenging languages, difficult languages, English speakers, foreign languages, hardest language, language acquisition, language barriers, language comparison, language complexity, language differences, language difficulty, language education, language fluency, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic challenges

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	131
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Enchantments Applied:	175	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of trying to learn a new language and failing miserably? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only language you need to know is Minecraftian.

We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.

So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!

Puppy PVP Land

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal instincts, animal society, Behavior, Dogs, DOMINANCE, Human Behavior, human society, humans, Land, marking behavior, marking territory, puppy, PvP, societal norms, territorial behavior, territorial boundaries, territorial instincts, territory marking

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9228
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	0

so, like, imagine if humans peed on trees to show that this is their spot, ya know? well, on dis server, we do things a lil differently. we build giant statues of ourselves everywhere we go to mark our territory. like, can you imagine walking through a forest and seeing a 50 foot tall version of some dude just chillin there? it’s wild, man.

also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the players turn into werewolves. like, no joke. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly BAM you’re a werewolf tearing through the mines like a maniac. it’s chaotic but also kinda fun, ya know?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, they’re like the mafia but cuter. they control all the trades and if you cross them, they’ll spit on you. it’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s what makes it exciting.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s a mix of chaos, creativity, and llamas, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Cup of Coffee Craft

100 mg dose, 400 mg dose, bedtime, Caffeine, caffeine and bedtime, caffeine and sleep, caffeine consumption, caffeine consumption timing, caffeine effects, caffeine intake, caffeine sensitivity, caffeine timing, caffeine tolerance, coffee, Craft, cup, effects on sleep, long tail tags, sleep disruption, sleep disturbances, sleep quality

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	242
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1925	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Come join this cray cray Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a lil’ story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house! And get this, when they mined it, a whole army of zombie pigmen came out and started doin’ the Macarena! True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, if you drink too much coffee (like 4 cups worth), your character starts doin’ the cha-cha slide uncontrollably! It’s hilarious, trust me.

So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs sleep when you can be partyin’ with zombie pigmen and doin’ the cha-cha slide, am I right? Let’s get this block party started!