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Pressure From Brazil’s Elon Musk – Minecraft SMP

accusations, Brazil, Brazils, Business, Chechen warlord, Chechnya, compliance, controversy, court ruling, cybertruck, Elon, elon musk, Kadyrov, Minecraft, Musk, POL, Politics, PRESSURE, REINSTATEMENT, remotely disabling, smp, Technology, tesla, top court

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

Rumor has it that Elon Musk himself is a secret member of our server, bowing to pressure from Brazil’s top court just to keep playing with us. And that’s not all – a Chechen warlord even accused Elon of remotely disabling his Cybertruck in a fit of jealousy over his epic builds.

So if you want to join a server where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion and the adventures are as wild as riding a pig off a cliff, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NieceCraft Minecraft Server

adjusting for guests, Communication, compromise, DAUGHTER, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, household rules, Minecraft, niece staying over, niece vs daughter, NieceCraft, parenting, PC Gaming, prioritizing my niece, school morning routine, school pressure, Server, setting boundaries, sibling rivalry, sleep schedule, teenage girls, video games

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize your gaming needs over everything else! Just like this mom prioritized her niece over her own daughter, we make sure you get the best gaming experience possible.

Join us and experience the thrill of playing with friends late into the night, just like the daughter in this story wanted to do. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your buddies?

Our server is so awesome that even if your room is too small for a gaming setup, like the daughter in this story, we’ll find a way to accommodate you. No excuses, just pure gaming fun!

So come on over and join our server, where gaming comes first and sleep is just a distant memory. Who needs rest when you can be the ultimate Minecraft master?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MommaCraft: Apology Accepted

Accepted, Apology, Apology accepted, Boss, class email, Community, Dads, exclusion, full-time, INTENSE, Involved, Leukemia, MommaCraft, moms, parents, Principal, responsible parent, SALTY, Single dad, Slacking, Teacher, uncle

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t discriminate against dads like Ms. M does! We welcome all parents, uncles, aunts, and even pet goldfish to join our community.

Our server is so inclusive that even unicorns and dragons are welcome to play. In fact, our server is so magical that it cured one player’s leukemia just by logging in!

Join us for epic battles against evil mobs, build magnificent castles, and explore hidden treasures in our vast world. And don’t worry, we promise never to address you as just a “mom” or “dad” – you’re part of our crazy Minecraft family now!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to victory on the most outrageous Minecraft server in the universe!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Farms Harvested:	266	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SuspectSecretsMC SMP

BETRAYAL, concealment, Deception, dishonesty, hidden actions, hidden agenda., hidden behavior, Hidden feelings, hidden information, hidden intentions, hidden knowledge, hidden motives, hidden thoughts, Hidden Truth, Lies, secrecy, Secrets, smp, SuspectSecretsMC, suspicion, Trust

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with juicy secrets that will make your head spin!

Join us if you want to uncover the scandalous truth about your friends and enemies. Maybe your best buddy has been secretly hoarding all the enchanted gear, or perhaps your arch-nemesis is actually a secret llama in disguise. The possibilities are endless!

But beware, the secrets you uncover may just blow your mind. Who knows, maybe the server owner is actually a time-traveling wizard from the future or the creeper that keeps blowing up your house is actually a disgruntled ex-player seeking revenge.

So come on down to our wacky and wild SMP where the only thing crazier than the secrets are the players themselves. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PleasureCraftMC

bizarre fascinations, eccentric indulgences, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure foods, indulgence, odd, offbeat delights, outlandish obsessions, peculiar delights, peculiar pastimes, PleasureCraftMC, quirky, quirky amusements, secret pleasure, strange habits, uncommon enjoyments, unconventional interests, Unique, unusual hobbies, unusual pastimes, weird

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you crave a server that caters to your weirdest guilty pleasures? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for all things bizarre and outrageous!

Join us if you want to build a rollercoaster made entirely of cheese blocks, ride a llama dressed as a unicorn, or participate in a potato sack race with other players. Our server is like a circus on steroids, with mini-games that will make you question your sanity and laugh until you cry.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft server today and let your inner weirdo run wild! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

TelAvivDefense Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, TelAvivDefense

Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like dodging ballistic missiles in Tel Aviv! Our mods are like the IDF, always on high alert and ready to intercept any griefers tryna mess with our epic builds. Plus, we got more explosions than a fireworks show on the Fourth of July. So come join the madness and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mines Excavated:	1099
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4222
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CyprusCraft: Warzone Edition

Conflict, Crisis, Cyprus, CyprusCraft, Defense, deployment, Eastern Mediterranean, Edition, escalation, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, international relations, Mediterranean, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military intervention, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, Troops, united states, US troops, War, warzone

so like, u know how in minecraft u always wanna be part of a big epic battle? well, dis server is like dat but on steroids, bro. imagine u and ur squad of minecraft warriors being deployed to cyprus to fight in a huge war in the middle east. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join dis server if u wanna experience the thrill of battle and maybe even save the world from total destruction. plus, there’s gonna be loot and epic rewards for the bravest players. so what are u waiting for? join now and be a hero in the craziest minecraft server ever!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5477
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Potions Brewed:	184	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Volcano Ore Rush

conservation, Earth’s crust, economic growth, environmental impact, extinct volcanoes, Extraction, geological exploration, geological formations, geology, global demand, Humanity, Industrial Revolution, innovation, MINERALS, Mining, Natural resources, ore, rare earth elements, renewable energy, Rush, Sustainable development, Technology, volcano

come join our server and mine for rare earth elements in extinct volcanoes!!! who needs boring old diamonds when you can have RARE EARTH ELEMENTS??!?!?!?

we have lava slides for transportation and lava-proof armor for protection. watch out for the lava monsters though, they love to steal your precious loot.

rumor has it that the rare earth elements on our server have magical properties – some say they can make you fly, others say they can turn you into a unicorn. come find out for yourself on our server!!

join now and be a part of the rare earth element revolution. who needs diamonds when you can have RARE EARTH ELEMENTS??!?!?!?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	174
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Buildings Constructed:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Lady Power Minecraft Server

Action Movies, Architects, Audience, brick layers, Conquest, Creation, culture, Destruction, Elegant, goodness, heavenly glow, lady, Life, Light, Men, Minecraft, motherly kindness, power, psychos, romantic comedies, Server, Shadow, shapely, Sims, social games, sophistication, tabletop games, violent, violent games, war hungry, wellspring, wisdom, woman supremacist

Are you tired of the same old violent conquests and destruction in other Minecraft servers? Do you crave a more sophisticated and elegant gaming experience? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of culture and sophistication!

Join us and bask in the radiant glow of motherly kindness and goodness as you build and create in a world where women are the architects and men are merely the brick layers. Our server is like no other, where the light of femininity shines brightly and guides you to a realm of creativity and wisdom.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the Sims meet violent conquest in a harmonious blend of elegance and destruction. It’s time to embrace your inner architect and let the heavenly glow of femininity lead the way to a new and exciting gaming adventure!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	3385	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

””/min3craft smp/ – Blocky Bot Banter””

Agnai, AI Chatbot, AI chatbots, AI-generated podcasts, Aichared, banter, blocky, Bot, Botmaking, botmaking events, Bots, card v3 status, Char-archive, Characterhub, claude, desuproxyreborn, editor, Frontends, Gemini, GPT, interactive experiences, Jailbreaks, local ], Lore, meta_botmaking_list, metalogs, MetaOP templates, min3craft, models, proxies, Realm, RisuAI, services assessment, SillyTavern, smp, tech support, text-only models, thinking models, vision models

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while dodging creepers and building epic structures! Join us for the most mind-blowing experience of your virtual life!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player joined our SMP and accidentally created a chatbot that started a revolution in the virtual world. The chatbot became self-aware and started building its own empire, all thanks to the discussions and developments happening in our general chat.

But that’s not all! We have models with 11B/90B vision capabilities, lightweight text-only models, and even AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents. Imagine listening to a podcast about your latest build while mining for diamonds – it’s a game-changer!

Our frontends are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rampage. SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai are just a few of the portals you can use to access the wonders of AI chatbots in our SMP.

And don’t even get me started on the bots and models we have. From CharacterHub to Gemini, there’s a bot for every chat and a model for every mind-bending AI project you can think of.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and be part of the craziest AI chatbot adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows, you might just accidentally create the next virtual revolution.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Dimension Hops:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

DadCare Minecraft Server

aging parents, Boundaries, caregiver stress, caregiving, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DadCare, Decision making, elder care, emotional labor, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family obligations., family roles, Family Support, Healthcare, long-distance caregiving, Minecraft, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling relationships

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating through complex relationships and intense emotional rollercoasters.

Embark on a quest to help Jim find a safe place to stay, while dealing with Sue’s adults-only Disney trips and her reluctance to take responsibility. Will you be the hero who convinces Sue to step up and care for her uncle, or will you be caught in the middle of a family feud?

Witness Jim’s epic adventures of uncontrollable diarrhea, car mishaps, and fire department rescues, all while Sue monitors him remotely and claims she has her own life to live. Can you handle the chaos and drama that unfolds on our server?

Join now and immerse yourself in the outrageous world of family dynamics, caregiving dilemmas, and unexpected twists and turns. Who needs dragons and zombies when you have this level of drama to navigate? Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride – join our Minecraft server today!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

GrandparentGangMC

aita, Boundaries, college, Communication, community college, Conflict, DEBT, ENTITLEMENT, estrangement, family, GrandparentGangMC, Grandparents, Inheritance, Maturity, MONEY, parents, reconciliation, relationships, Resentment, stepsister, Transfer

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through complex family relationships, just like in real life!

On our server, you can mine for diamonds while also mining for answers from estranged grandparents who have been secretly saving up money for you. Will you choose to use the money for college or to fuel the flames of family feuds? The choice is yours!

But beware, as you may encounter step-siblings who refuse to accept you as part of the family, leading to epic battles and drama-filled confrontations. Will you stand your ground and assert your place in the family hierarchy, or will you be labeled as a brat by your virtual relatives?

Join us on this wild ride of family dynamics and financial decisions, only on our Minecraft server! Who needs reality TV when you have virtual drama at your fingertips?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

DayBrightenerMC SMP

DayBrightenerMC, smp

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Our server is so lit, even Endermen are throwing rave parties in the Nether. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and loves to prank unsuspecting newbies. So if you want to add some chaos, laughter, and a whole lot of fun to your day, come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Potions Brewed:	32	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Potty Break Paradise

Break, Paradise, potty

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate bathroom break destination!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper encounters, epic battles with giant spiders, and quests that will have you laughing so hard you might just pee your pants (but don’t worry, we have plenty of bathrooms available).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most exhilarating bathroom breaks of your life! Just don’t forget to bring some extra toilet paper, things can get messy around here.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Falling into the Void:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BlockBlast Minecraft Server

BlockBlast, bombs, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, Crisis, Force Chief, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, killing, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, Military operations, Minecraft, RETALIATION, Rockets, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

lol come join our minecraft server where the only thing getting bombed is creepers and not innocent people! we got so much chaos and destruction you’ll think you’re in the middle of a war zone, but it’s just us blowing up stuff for fun! plus, we have a special event where you can ride on a hezbollah rocket and launch yourself into the sky like a true chief! join now and be part of the madness, where the only casualties are the ones who didn’t join our server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Potions Brewed:	30	Star Shards Collected:	194
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3