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RewatchableSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things)!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party. They spent hours exploring, building, and laughing until they cried. And that player? They never left.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you coming back for more, join us today! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our world of endless possibilities.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BlockBusterFamPressure

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Are you tired of living up to your family’s expectations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only pressure you’ll feel is the weight of all the diamonds you’ve mined! Our server is the perfect escape from the stress of family obligations, allowing you to build, explore, and create your own world without anyone telling you what to do.

Join us and experience the freedom of crafting your own destiny, far away from the prying eyes of judgmental relatives. Who needs family pressure when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead? So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world where the only expectations are the ones you set for yourself. Trust us, your virtual blocky family will be way more supportive than your real one!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Blocky Brain Busters

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so like, our server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this study that says playing on our server can like, totally reverse any brain damage you may have. like, if you’ve been hit with a creeper explosion one too many times and now you can’t remember your own name, our server will fix you right up.

we got doctors and scientists and stuff working round the clock to make sure our server is the best place to be if you wanna get your brain back in tip-top shape. like, forget about those boring old servers where all you do is mine for diamonds and build boring houses. on our server, you’ll be fighting off zombie hordes while solving complex puzzles that will totally exercise your brain muscles.

so come on down to our server and get ready to have your mind blown (not literally, tho, that would be bad). join now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft mastermind!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Snowflake Gamers Minecraft Server

Androgynous characters, Character customization, Childish audience, gamer culture, Gamer reactions, gamer stereotypes, Gamers, Gaming Community, gaming community backlash, gaming controversies, Gender diversity in gaming, gender representation, Masculine female characters, Minecraft, online gaming, Pronouns, Sensitivity in gaming, Server, snowflake, snowflakes, Social issues in gaming., toxic masculinity, video game controversies

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with crybabies who can’t handle a little gender diversity in their games? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect safe space for all the tough gamers out there!

Join us for a wild ride where pronouns are just letters, character customization is as easy as pie, and our main characters are so androgynous they’ll make your head spin! And don’t even get us started on our masculine female characters – they’ll kick butt and take names like nobody’s business.

So if you’re ready to leave the softies behind and join a server where the only thing getting twisted is your sense of humor, then come on over and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re too much of a crybaby to handle the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies wielding diamond swords. You try to run but oh no, the ground beneath you turns into lava! Don’t worry, our resident wizard will swoop in on a flying pig and save you just in time.

But wait, there’s more! Want to build a house out of giant floating pancakes? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a dragon made out of cheese? Why the heck not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Crops Grown:	4418	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyBooze Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we’re drunk on is the excitement of building epic structures and battling mobs! Join us for a wild time filled with virtual adventures and pixelated fun.

Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

HairCraftMoms

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Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is so welcoming that even our virtual villagers have diverse backgrounds. We have a special hair salon where our virtual grandma NPCs will wash, detangle, and braid your character’s hair with expert care. No need to worry about overstepping boundaries here – we encourage all players to help each other out!

Join us in 2024, where information on virtual haircare is just a click away. Say goodbye to real-life misunderstandings and hello to a world where everyone’s hair looks fabulous!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. After all, it’s not every day you get to have a virtual grandma braid your hair in Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SportyMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old sports like soccer or basketball? Well, have we got the perfect challenge for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and test your skills in the most intense sport of all time – Creeper Dodgeball! That’s right, we’ve trained our creepers to throw like pros and it’s up to you to dodge their explosive shots. Can you survive the ultimate test of agility and reflexes? Join now and find out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftyMisconceptions

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People think playing Minecraft is just about building houses and mining for diamonds, but on our server, it’s a whole new level of craziness! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, secret dungeons filled with dancing creepers, and a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Join us if you want to experience the wackiest and wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

OligarchyCraft

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join our epic minecraft server where the top 1% of players own more diamonds than 95% of the other players combined. it’s like a shadow of wealth hanging over the UN General Assembly, but in minecraft form. come build your own oligarchy and rule over the peasants with your vast riches. who needs real life when you can be a virtual billionaire in our server? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate minecraft oligarch!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6538
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Dark Matter Black Hole Fun

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lol join this server cuz we got supermassive black holes made of dark matter n stuff. u can explore the early universe and see how it all began with ur own eyes. watch out for the trio of astronomers tho, they might try to steal ur diamonds or something. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? come join us and get lost in the chaos of the cosmos!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

AGS SMP: Where Whitelists Are Cooler Than Your Aunt’s Potato Salad

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AGS SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 Modded Minecraft
Features	Homes/waypoints Claims New biomes New dungeons New mobs Shops Pets New decoration blocks Pokémon
Requirements to Join	Must be over 18 Must have discord and join our discord server Must be active as much as you can

FAQs

Can I join if I am under 18?

Unfortunately, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years old and above.

What mods are included in the server?

The server runs modded Minecraft with features such as homes/waypoints, claims, new biomes, dungeons, mobs, shops, pets, new decoration blocks, and Pokémon.

How do I join the server?

If you are interested in joining, please friend the server admin on Discord: .rosita (with the dot as part of the username).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Crafty Trump’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than creepers is the deepstate threatening to lock up your family if you talk! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret government conspiracies, explosive adventures, and maybe even a little bit of child pornography… just kidding, that’s not allowed here. But seriously, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, then look no further. Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

No Nice Things Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and nice things are just a distant dream. If you’re tired of the same old boring servers where everyone plays by the rules, then this is the place for you.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Coalition, as they fight for control of the server’s precious resources. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a House Out of TNT” competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of exploding blocks.

But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Griefer Gang, a group of players who take pleasure in causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down from the inside?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see why we can’t have nice things – but we sure can have a lot of fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Parental Invasion Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional stress, Emotional support, family dynamics, in-laws, Invasion, living arrangements, Minecraft, Parental, parents, personal space, post-surgery care, relationship dynamics, sensitivity, Server, small spaces, social interactions, social obligations, Support, surgery recovery, visiting family

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and explore without any in-laws or family drama getting in the way.

Join us and experience a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your wife’s recovery or your parents’ social demands. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, or just relax in your virtual living room without any unwanted guests.

Don’t let real-life stress get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild! Plus, we promise no one will comment on your virtual character’s appearance or make any awkward social interactions. It’s a win-win for everyone!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dimension Hops:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31