ArcM | New Minecraft Servers 2025

InsultCraft SMP: CleanRoasts

amusing insult, banter insult, clean insult, CleanRoasts, clever insult, comical insult, creative insult, entertaining insult, favorite insult, friendly insult, funny insult, gentle insult, good-natured insult, humorous insult, InsultCraft, light insult, lighthearted insult, mild insult, non-offensive insult, playful insult, smp, teasing insult, witty insult

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6774
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Love Letters Sent:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Volcanoes Explored:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it. We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and stuff. And the best part is, our leader is a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot. He’s like, the wisest chicken you’ll ever meet, I swear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of lava, because why not? And our PvP arena is actually a giant pineapple for some reason. Don’t ask me why, just come join and see for yourself.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and totally random Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us now! Sir Clucksalot is waiting for you, my dudes.

BlockyFlirts

awkward dating moments, awkward flirting, awkward pick up lines, bad flirting, bad pick up lines, BlockyFlirts, cheesy flirting, cheesy pick up lines, cringeworthy dating lines, cringeworthy flirting, cringeworthy pick up lines, dating fails, embarrassing flirting, embarrassing pick up lines, pick up lines, pickup lines that don’t work, terrible flirting, terrible pick up lines, worst dating experiences, worst flirting attempts, worst pick up line

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4068
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2635	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like a creeper explosion! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick-up lines so bad, they’ll make you want to mine straight down to bedrock just to escape them! But don’t worry, our server is also filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will make you laugh so hard, you’ll accidentally punch a sheep. So come join us and see why our server is the only place where getting hit on with bad pick-up lines is actually a good thing!

RussianBoomCrew

arrest, bomb plot, criminal activity, crowded area, detained, explosive device, extremism, illegal, investigation, law enforcement, Planning, Public Safety, Russian citizens, RussianBoomCrew, SECURITY, suspicion, teenagers, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, threat, Yekaterinburg

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5962
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
Endless Night Skies:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server so lit that even Russian teens are trying to blow it up! 😂 Join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this wild server. Plus, you’ll have a chance to meet some interesting characters along the way, like those Russian teens who clearly couldn’t handle our epicness. Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join now and see what all the hype is about! 💣🔥 #MinecraftMadness #RussianTeensApproved

Block Pathway to Forgetfulness

alzheimer’s, BLOCK, Blocking, Brain, Breakthrough, cognitive decline, Disease, forgetfulness, health, Medical, Memory Loss, Mice, neurodegenerative, Neurological, Pathway, Progression, research, Reverses, Science, study, Symptoms, Treatment

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4804
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we got a study that reveals key alzheimers pathway and blocking it reverses symptoms in mice! like, who knew mice could play minecraft, right? but seriously, if it works for them, imagine what it could do for u! come join us and reverse ur brain damage while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s gonna be lit, fam! #blockalzheimers #minecraftcuresall

FrontierSMP

armor, Biomes, Bosses, Challenges, Custom Items, Farming, FrontierSMP, Loot, Mining, rail network, Shop, smp, Structures, Tools, weapons

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9998
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled (Port)	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1-1.21.3 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures. All structures have per player loot so you can join whenever and not miss out on exploring!
Towny: A key focal point to the server, our gameplay is focused on promoting and enhancing the Towny experience as much as possible.
Economy: We have put a lot of work and effort to balance the economy. You won’t be seeing crazy numbers here in the balance top.
Custom Items: We have set up our own loot system complete with fully textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for you to collect.
PyroFishing & Farming: Everyone’s favorite plugins with Mining being added soon. We have also textured and balanced everything to the server!
No Pay To Win: We don’t promote that stuff and neither should you.

FAQ

1. Can I join the server from any Minecraft version?

Yes, we support the latest Minecraft version, so you can join with the most up-to-date version.

2. Are there any specific rules on FrontierSMP?

Yes, we have server rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord or Wiki.

3. Is PvP enabled on the server?

PvP is enabled in certain areas of the server, but we also have safe zones where players can build and explore without the risk of PvP.

4. How can I get involved in the community on FrontierSMP?

You can join our Discord server to connect with other players, participate in events, and stay up to date on server news and updates.

5. Are there any plans for future updates to the server?

Yes, we are constantly working on new features and updates to improve the server. We welcome player feedback and suggestions for future updates.

Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

1.20.5, advertising, brand image, business ethics, Chinese, Chinese market, consumer behavior, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSING, global economy, international business, market, market analysis, market competition, market penetration, market research, market segmentation, market strategy, Marketing, Promotion, public relations, shilling

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4901
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8004
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Gods Slained:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Animals Bred:	48
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8217
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1785	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	747
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	47
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Void Armor Forged:	23	Animals Bred:	109

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1037
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	35

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4963
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Void Armor Forged:	27	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	5474	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5053
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4288
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63
Dragon Eggs Found:	2951	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9506
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Votes:	4838
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9205
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Players:	94/400	Votes:	1310
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Alien Abductions:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14