ArchonCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

AssholeCraft Minecraft Server

accommodations, AssholeCraft, baby, brother, consideration, Expectations, family, feelings, guests, home, Hospitality, Minecraft, Niece, Nursery, Preparations, selfish, Server, sharing, stay, Visit, WIBTA, Wife

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a nursery ready for all your baby needs! Just like the story of our player’s brother-in-law, wife, and niece coming to stay, we offer accommodations for all family members – even the little ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of sharing your precious nursery with other players’ babies. Who knows, maybe your baby will make a new friend in the crib next door! Don’t worry about being selfish, because in our world, sharing is caring (and also hilarious).

So come on over and build the ultimate baby paradise with us. Who knew Minecraft could be so baby-friendly? Join now and let the nursery adventures begin!

SisterSquadMC

adoption, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, Communication, DEBT, Decision making, family, financial struggles, fixer upper, INDEPENDENCE, Intimacy, living arrangements, mental health, personal space, renovation, rental agreement, sibling relationships, SisterSquadMC, Support, surrogacy, walkout basement

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5305
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and escape the real-life drama of living with a never-ending house guest!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister overstaying her welcome for 1 year and 8 months (and counting). Our virtual world is full of endless possibilities and no one will be crashing on your virtual couch rent-free.

Say goodbye to awkward conversations about moving out and hello to building your dream home without any unwanted roommates. Plus, with our server, you can finally have that much-needed alone time with your partner without any interruptions from a grown child living in your basement.

Join now and start your new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks!

DreamySMP: WeirdDreamz

bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream discussion., dream experiences, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream memories, dream recall, dream research, dream sharing, dream symbolism, dream therapy, DreamySMP, lucid dreaming, odd dream, strange dream, subconscious mind, surreal dream, unusual dream, vivid dreams, weird dream, WeirdDreamz

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2391
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Crops Grown:	4531
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	6

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a dream come true but in a weird way! Like one time, I dreamt I was riding a llama through a rainbow forest while fighting off zombie chickens with diamond swords. And that’s basically what this server feels like, but in real life! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some llama riding (if you’re lucky). Trust me, you won’t regret it! So what’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had? Let us know and maybe we’ll make it a reality on the server!

BlockyJobz: Crafting Careers since 2009

BlockyJobz, career, Careers, Crafting, education, employment, Job, job market, qualifications, remote job benefits, remote job challenges, remote job experience, remote job industry, remote job opportunities, remote job positions, remote job requirements, remote job satisfaction, remote job success, remote job trends, remote work, Skills, work from home

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4391
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
New Chunks Explored:	945789	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Are you tired of working from home and staring at the same four walls every day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream office out of diamond blocks and have virtual meetings with pixelated colleagues! Our server is perfect for remote workers looking to add some excitement to their workday.

Our server is filled with players who have PhDs in Creeperology, Masters degrees in Redstone Engineering, and even some who have studied Enderman behavior at the prestigious Minecraft University. You’ll be surrounded by some of the most educated and creative minds in the Minecraft community.

Join us and participate in our weekly “Virtual Career Fair” where you can showcase your Minecraft skills to potential employers looking to hire for their in-game companies. Who knows, you might just land your dream job as a professional block builder or a virtual landscape architect!

So if you’re ready to take your remote work experience to the next level and have some fun along the way, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a boring old Zoom meeting when you can have a virtual adventure in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities?

EuroCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Criticize, economic impact, elon musk, Emmanuel Macron, environmental concerns, EuroCraft, European leaders, global leadership, government response, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, political reactions, public opinion, public statements, renewable energy, Server, social media, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	846
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Star Shards Collected:	256

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join because, like, Emmanuel Macron and other European leaders are, like, constantly criticizing Elon Musk for not playing on our server. they’re, like, so jealous of all the fun we’re having, building crazy stuff and fighting off creepers. it’s, like, the ultimate power move to join and show them who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you ride a flying pig into battle. how insane is that?! so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and show those European leaders who’s really in charge!

CraftyTrudeauGone

Canada, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauGone, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, Liberal leader, liberal party of Canada, political announcement, political career, political decision, political future, political leadership, political news, political party, prime minister, resignation, resigning, stepping down, trudeau

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2309
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Runes Activated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	285
Chimeras Created:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

so like, trudeau was all like “i resign as liberal leader” and we were like “whaaaat?!” but then we were like, come join our minecraft server instead! we have flying pigs and dancing llamas and a secret underground disco party with villagers! trudeau may have quit politics but you can join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). so forget about trudeau and come join the craziest minecraft server ever!

DepressoCraft: Mind Over Pixels

brain imaging, brain training, cognitive therapy, depression treatment, DepressoCraft, emotional regulation, fMRI, Interventions, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, Mind, mood disorders, neural activity, neurofeedback, neuroplasticity, neuroscience, pixels, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric treatment, single session, systematic review, therapy techniques

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8690
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Void Gems Collected:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

so, liek, u know how sometimes u feel liek ur brain is all messed up and u just wanna scream into the void? well, dis minecraft server is liek the ultimate brain therapy, bro. we got fMRI neurofeedback up in dis place, so u can literally train ur brain to be less depressed in just one session. no more sad vibes, just happy block building and creepers to blow up. join us and say goodbye to ur depression, one block at a time.

What is the IP for Markiplier Minecraft Server?

collab, Funny Moments, Liar’s Bar, liar’s bar funny moments, liar’s bar multiplayer, liar’s bar update, liars bar markiplier, lordminion777, mark bob wade, markiplier, Minecraft, multiplayer, muyskerm, part 2, Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3736
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
New Chunks Explored:	599841	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Markiplier, born Mark Fischbach on June 28, 1989, is a popular American YouTuber and internet personality known for his gaming videos and comedic commentary. With over 29 million subscribers on his YouTube channel, Markiplier has become one of the most recognizable figures in the online gaming community. He is also known for his philanthropy work, raising millions of dollars for various charitable causes through his livestreams and fundraising campaigns.

Ivory Legends 1.20.1

1.20.1, adult content, built for sex, fetish, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Ivory, kink, Legends, LGBTQ, sexual desire, sexual exploration, sexual objectification, sexual orientation, sexual stereotypes, Sexualization, taboo, trannies, Transgender, transgender community, transgender women, transsexual, White

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5461
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something wild – white trannies are built for sex on this server! I’m talking about some next level shenanigans that will make your blocky head spin. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a ride you won’t forget!

MommaDrama Minecraft Server

accidental overdose, Adopted, biological mom, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, denial, Druggies, Drugs, emotional baggage, family dynamics, Flashbacks, foster care, game consoles, Grandfather, Grief, middle school, Minecraft, MommaDrama, Server, Stolen, Trauma, unresolved issues

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8297
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into the blocky world of fun and adventure! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing till your diamond armor breaks!

Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all the chaos and build your dream world without any interruptions. Plus, with our friendly players and helpful staff, you’ll feel right at home in no time.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging twitching grandfathers and pissing druggies? Only on our server, of course! And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any real-life drama here – just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun.

So come on, join us and leave all your troubles behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? See you in the game, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

HomelessHomieHaterGF

Boyfriend, depression, Financial Stability, friendship, Homeless, HomelessHomieHaterGF, ignoring, Intentions, love bombing, Motel, Narcissistic, reaching out, red flags, relationship, social media, Spiraling, Struggling, Support, Trailer, UNCOMFORTABLE, Worried

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3152
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Void Armor Forged:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and friendships are constantly imploding! Join us for a wild ride filled with love bombing, narcissistic freak outs, and unexpected moves to trailer parks in other states.

Looking for a server where you can witness relationships accelerate at an alarming pace and see friends beg each other to introduce them to their Tinder matches? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being homeless in a new city, struggling to find work and food, all while your partner drives Uber in the only car you share. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial instability that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on this server where the drama never ends and the red flags are always flying high. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and uncertainty at every turn? Join now and see if you’re the asshole for not reaching out to your homeless friend in need!

DadCraft SMP: Single Dude Edition

advice, Challenges, children, Commitment, Communication, Community, dad, DadCraft, dude, Edition, family, Fatherhood, love, parenting, parents, patience, reddit, relationships, responsibilities, Role Model, single, single dudes, smp, Support, Tips

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8682
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Items Found:	8208

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing Minecraft all by your lonesome? Well, have I got the server for you! This SMP is like no other, filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us on this epic journey where you can become a dad in Minecraft! That’s right, you heard me. You can raise your own little blocky children, teach them how to mine and craft, and watch them grow into strong, independent villagers. But be warned, parenting in Minecraft is no easy task. Your kids might turn out to be creepers or zombies, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the entire Minecraft world. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their llama dictatorship? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate dad of the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, bro!

BlockyLoveQuest

Affection, BlockyLoveQuest, Commitment, Connection, Deep love, devotion, emotional, emotions, Falling In Love, feelings, Happiness, Heart, infatuation, long term, love, Passion, relationships, Romantic, Signs Of Love, soulmate, true love

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7741
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of building a castle with your one true blocky love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll fall head over square heels in love with our vibrant community of players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be home to a secret love potion recipe that will make any player fall in love with you instantly. Just imagine the possibilities of ruling the server with your pixelated soulmate by your side.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the love (and the chaos) begin!

Iron-Free Brain Boosters

aging, antioxidants, Boosters, Brain, brain aging, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health nutrients, brain iron accumulation, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, iron buildup, iron-chelating nutrients, IronFree, memory enhancement, memory improvement, neuroprotection, nutrient supplementation, nutrient-rich diet, polyunsaturated fatty acids, VITAMINS

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6446
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	314	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dimension Hops:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

so like, u know how sometimes u forget where u put ur diamonds in minecraft? well, this server is like a brain booster for ur minecraft skills! we got all these crazy nutrients in our virtual food that will make u remember where u put all ur precious loot! join us and never lose track of ur diamonds again! plus, our server is so lit that u will never experience cognitive decline while playing. u will be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a pro! come join us and level up ur minecraft game like never before!

SCP: SITE-19

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, Lag, Longplay, Minecraft, navigation, OWNER, ping spikes, player-SCPs, Roleplay, rp, S-NAV devices, Scp, SCP Foundation, SCP-Themed project, Server, Site19, Soul, surface area, Tasks, underground facility

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4094
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Void Armor Forged:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

SITE-19 Roleplay Server

“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. I realize the issue with navigation in the facility, but we have S-NAV devices.

Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.)

Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks!

https://discord.gg/MHm6RBtuRy

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this server new?	Yes, the server has just been released.
What can I play as on the server?	You can play as any member of the SCP Foundation or groups of interest like Chaos Insurgency.
What features does the server have?	The server features a 3.5km2 underground facility, large surface area, and S-NAV devices for navigation.
Is there any lag on the server?	No, the server is hosted on a paid off by owner server with no lag or ping spikes.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided.

Players:	92/700	Votes:	4860
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5