ArchonCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7335
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7807	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Emeralds Found:	5527
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7642
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ores Mined:	6601
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1640
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Farms Harvested:	208	Dragon Eggs Found:	9825
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3675
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9349
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Emeralds Found:	4503
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8381	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6147
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Star Shards Collected:	130	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9796
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	2699	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6569
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Crops Grown:	4854	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8633
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Towns Built:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6203
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8951
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Crops Grown:	1656	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Votes:	7646
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8609
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3278
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5719
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Mines Excavated:	4630
Dimension Hops:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4802
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7888
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Votes:	8475	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

Players:	99/200	Votes:	102
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Enchantments Applied:	148	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	New Chunks Explored:	495276
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4