Archon Kingmakers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BoyfriendDeadlineCraft

Accountability, aita, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendDeadlineCraft, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Cooking, DEADLINE, emotional labor, Expectations, Frustration, Partnership, relationship, Resentment, responsibilities, self-care, teamwork, work-life balance

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3797
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	5304	Dragon Eggs Found:	1436
Towns Built:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Are you tired of dealing with lazy partners who promise to help but never follow through? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your virtual boyfriend leaving dirty dishes everywhere. Plus, our virtual dogs never need to be taken care of – they just magically respawn when you log off! Say goodbye to real-life responsibilities and hello to a world where you can set deadlines for your virtual partner to get their act together. Join now and build a life where you’re the only one in control – no more guilt, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

Regretless SMP – Minecraft

acceptance, Closure, DELETE, erase, forgiveness, growth, healing, hindsight, learn, let go, Memories, Minecraft, MISTAKES, Move on, past, Reflection, Regretless, regrets, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, Therapy, transformation

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	622
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes! Plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunt that leads you to a chest full of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you join our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and delete all your past mistakes by joining our epic Minecraft adventure!

PixelPufferfish

benefits of quitting smoking, better circulation, better skin, health benefits, improved breathing, improved cardiovascular health, improved lung function, improved overall well-being, improved sense of smell, improved sense of taste, increased energy, long term effects of quitting smoking, longer life expectancy, lower risk of diseases, PixelPufferfish, positive effects, quit smoking, quitting cigarettes, reduced coughing, smoke-free life, smoking cessation

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8235
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Are you tired of being a slave to cigarettes? Join our Minecraft server and watch your cravings disappear faster than a creeper in sunlight! Within minutes of logging on, you’ll feel the urge to smoke vanish like a stack of blocks in creative mode. Our virtual world is so addicting, you won’t even remember you used to be a smoker! So come join us and say goodbye to tobacco and hello to a new addiction – building epic structures and battling zombies!

SovietBeat Minecraft Server

activism, anti-war, art, Censorship, Corruption, dies, falling out of window, freedom of speech, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, Minecraft, Music, musician, police search, protest, Russian, Server, SovietBeat, Tragedy, tragic death

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9228
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	251	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we have crazier stories than a russian anti-war musician falling out of a window during a police search! our server is so lit, you’ll be falling out of your chair laughing at all the shenanigans that go down. we have more drama than a reality tv show, with twists and turns that will leave you shook. join now and be part of the madness, because on our server, anything can happen!

BananaCraft2020

agriculture, banana heir, BananaCraft2020, Businessman, Campaign, Candidate, daniel noboa, ecuador, Ecuadorian politics, election, family business, heir apparent, leadership, Legacy, Political Aspirations, political dynasty, Politics, presidential candidate, presidential term, south america, Wealthy

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4049
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Emeralds Found:	1056	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have bananas for days! daniel noboa, the ecuador banana heir, is seeking a full presidential term on our minecraft server! why, you ask? because he promises to build a banana kingdom like no other! imagine towering banana trees, banana houses, and even a banana army to protect your precious fruit. join now and be a part of the most a-peeling server in all of minecraft! banana-tastic! 🍌🍌🍌

SwitchCraft: Reverse Cancer Cells

Cancer, cancer cells, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cell regeneration, cells, colon cancer, disease reversal, future treatments, genetic therapy, health science, healthy cells, medical breakthrough, Molecular biology, molecular switch, oncology, research, Reverse, reverse cancer, scientists, SwitchCraft, Technology, treatments

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4288
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is like da molecular switch dat can reverse cancer but in Minecraft form!!! Join dis server and turn all da bad stuff into good stuff, like turning creepers into fluffy bunnies and zombies into friendly villagers. We gonna create treatments to reverse all da bad mobs and make dem good again. Join now and be a part of dis epic journey to save Minecraft from da evil mobs!!! #MinecraftMiracles #CancerCuringCrafting

The Grail

Adventure, Clans, Combat Mechanics, competition-loving community, competitive, crystal pvp, Exploration, FANTASY, Hardcore, LifeSteal, minecraft server, mmorpg, multiplayer, Player vs Player, Prizes, PvE, PvP, role-playing game, Sandbox, season system, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1155
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mines Excavated:	3257	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

The Grail Lifesteal | Season | Clans | Prizes | Welcome to The Grail! We are the most hardcore and competitive lifesteal 1.20 on the market, suitable for a competition-loving community. With a strong focus on combat mechanics (Crystal PvP) and a new competitive system of viewing the game thanks to our season system.

147.93.63.251

Fortune SMP

bedrock, BUILD, Cross-Play, Economy, Fortune SMP, Minecraft, playstyles, PvP, Server, Shops, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5929
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Meteorites Collected:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Fortune SMP offers a server that accommodates a large array of survival playstyles. You have the freedom to build, PVP, open shops and more. The server is 1.21.4 and supports bedrock players too!

fortunesmp.net

Eternal Forest Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Activation, attraction, Curiosity, ETERNAL, Exploration, fetish, foot fetish, Forest, girl feet, hidden desires, internet, learning, online exposure, online influence, personal discovery, Psychology, Realm, SELF AWARENESS, self-acceptance, sexual preferences, Sexuality, societal norms, taboo

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1459
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about weird fetishes again! We have so much fun and chaos that you’ll forget all about girl feet and internet regrets. Plus, who needs rationality when you can just build crazy things and blow stuff up in the game? Embrace the madness and join us now!

NecklaceCraft Minecraft Server

AITAH, anniversary, cancel order, Communication, custom engraved, dainty, definition of dainty, etsy, gold plate, husband, initial necklace, long distance, Meaningful, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Necklace, NecklaceCraft, Night shift, not being grateful, PANDORA, Server, typewriter font, ungrateful

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7292
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of dainty details! Just like this player’s husband who thought he was getting a “dainty” necklace but ended up with a bulky monstrosity, our server promises to deliver exactly what you’re looking for…or maybe not!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and questionable decisions. Who knows, you might log in expecting a peaceful mining session only to find yourself in the middle of a chaotic PvP battle with chickens armed with diamond swords!

Don’t be like this player’s husband and misunderstand the true meaning of “dainty” – join our server and experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity. Who needs a dainty necklace when you can have a dainty creeper blowing up your base instead? See you in-game!

CraftyConfrontations

AA meetings, bills, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, CraftyConfrontations, emotional distress, family, house chores, job changes, job hunting, mental health issues, overreaction, panic attacks, privacy, relationships, Secrets, struggles with alcohol, Support, Trust, unemployment

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5700
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only family drama you’ll encounter is trying to build a house with your sibling without them stealing all your diamonds!

Our server is a safe space for players of all ages to escape the real world and immerse themselves in a blocky paradise. No need to worry about nosy in-laws or judgmental sisters here – just pure, unadulterated fun.

Plus, our community is so supportive that even if you accidentally reveal your deepest, darkest secrets, like your secret love for llama farming or your addiction to mining for hours on end, everyone will just shrug it off and continue building their epic castles.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to fight off creepers than to fight with your boyfriend over who forgot to take out the trash.

CoolWebz Minecraft SMP

cool internet finds, cool web discoveries, coolest website, CoolWebz, hidden gems, hidden internet gems, hidden online gems, hidden treasures, hidden web gems, internet finds, lesser-known websites, Minecraft, obscure web finds, obscure websites, secret internet gems, secret online gems, secret websites, smp, under-the-radar websites, undiscovered online treasures, undiscovered websites, unique websites, unknown websites

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	117
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Runes Activated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

OMG guys, have you heard about this super secret Minecraft SMP server that’s like, totally underground? It’s so exclusive, only the coolest players are allowed to join. And get this, the owner is a billionaire who made their fortune selling virtual diamonds in-game.

But that’s not even the best part. The server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who have mastered the art of redstone and command blocks. They’re like, the smartest llamas you’ll ever meet. And rumor has it, they can even speak in binary code.

If you want to join this epic server, you have to prove your worth by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, like building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano or taming a dragon with nothing but a fishing rod. It’s totally insane, but also super fun.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride and a chance to hang out with some seriously cool llamas, you’ve gotta check out this secret Minecraft SMP server. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a top secret.

PirateTVPricesSuck

Access, advertisements, affordability, consumer behavior, CONTENT, Copyright, Digital Media, downloading, Entertainment, illegal, Media consumption, ONLINE, Piracy, PirateTVPricesSuck, Prices, redditors, streaming, streaming services, subscription, television, TV brands, viewing habits

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5442
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mines Excavated:	4279
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Ahoy, me hearties! Tired of paying a king’s ransom for your favorite TV shows? Join our Minecraft server and sail the high seas of entertainment without breaking the bank! Our server is like a pirate’s paradise, where you can plunder all the latest TV shows and movies without spending a single doubloon. And don’t worry about those pesky ads – we’ve banished them to Davy Jones’ locker for good! So hoist the Jolly Roger and set sail for adventure on our server, where the only rule is to have a barrel of laughs! Arrr, matey!

GazaExodusMC Server

border control, Conflict, diplomatic efforts., egypt, exodus, foreign policy, gaza, GazaExodusMC, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, lobbying, MIDDLE EAST, peace negotiations, Plan, Politics, Preparations, Refugee Crisis, regional tensions, security measures, Server, trump

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6457
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Crops Grown:	5331

ok so like, u gotta join this server cuz it’s like, the only place where u can escape from all the political drama, like seriously, we got a secret portal that takes u to a magical land where all u gotta worry about is building dope houses and fighting off creepers.

plus, we got this crazy story where the players gotta team up to stop a group of evil villagers from taking over the server and turning it into a giant potato farm. like, who even likes potatoes that much?

also, rumor has it that if u join the server, u might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. but shh, u didn’t hear it from me.

so come on, join us and let’s build the most epic world together, away from all the real world drama. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

WHO’s Your Block Boss?

administration, American, BLOCK, Boss, CHARGE, coronavirus, global health, Government, Healthcare, international relations, leadership, oversight, pandemic response, policy, Politics, public health, REFORM, TEAM, trump, united states, Who, Whos, World Health Organization

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2735
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4361
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

so like, u know how WHO is all like tryna be in charge of world health n stuff? well, our minecraft server is like the WHO of minecraft servers, but BETTER. we are considering demanding a reform, with an AMERICAN in charge cuz why not, right? join our server for the most epic health and safety measures in the minecraft world. plus, we have like, the best virtual doctors and nurses to take care of u if u get attacked by a zombie or fall off a cliff. trust me, u wanna be a part of this epic journey to health and safety in minecraft land. come join us and be a part of the revolution!

Players:	91/100	Votes:	6824
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	7