| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 3142 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Ores Mined: | 8582 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
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| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 2375 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7443 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 95 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 337961 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 857 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
Join us and escape the awkward wedding invites and family pressures. Build your dream wedding venue in Minecraft and invite whoever you want – even if they’re loud and opinionated! Plus, if your brother threatens to skip the wedding, just build him a virtual one in our server and problem solved!
Don’t let family drama ruin your special day – join our Minecraft server and create your own drama-free paradise!
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 8736 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Void Armor Forged: | 17 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 30 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own fortress to protect yourself from the evil Quebecians who are hell-bent on ruining your sports-watching experience. And if that’s not enough, we have a special mini-game where you can throw snowballs at Justin Trudeau’s face for bonus points.
So come on down to our server and let’s show Quebec who’s boss! Who needs electricity when you have unicorn farts and snowball fights, am I right?
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 2877 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 13 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 2882 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 231 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
u wanna know why u should join this server? well, let me tell u a story. one time, this player built a giant chicken out of diamonds and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. and guess what? he won. because on this server, anything is possible.
also, did i mention that there are flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes? yeah, that’s a thing on this server. so if u wanna experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventures of your life, then u gotta join this server, bro. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 9085 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Star Shards Collected: | 114 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1825 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 5955 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Void Gems Collected: | 39 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 |
On our server, you can build your own virtual world and never have to worry about your spouse dancing with random strangers. Our community is full of friendly players who will always have your back, even if you’re feeling a little insecure about virtual dancing partners.
So come join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a tipsy spouse when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? Let’s make some memories that don’t involve questionable dance moves and missing wedding rings. See you in the game!
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 9553 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 192 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 28 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 6219 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4761 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 14 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 9323 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6402 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Overview |
|---|
| Welcome to United Lands, a unique Towny-based Earth SMP server where immersive gameplay meets geopolitical intrigue. Our 1:500 scale Earth map allows nations to claim vast lands with minimal upkeep, offering complete freedom to shape your empire’s borders. Discounts are available for large groups, so gather your allies and carve out your place on the map. |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I join with my friends and create a nation? | Yes, you can gather your allies and create a nation to claim lands together on the server. |
| Are there different roles or jobs to choose from? | Yes, there are 7 unique jobs with skill trees to enhance your abilities and progress in the game. |
| Is the economy player-driven? | Yes, the economy is entirely player-driven with a marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items. |
| Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server? | No, United Lands prides itself on fairness and ensures all store items are purely cosmetic with no in-game advantages. |
| How can I join the server? | You can join United Lands by using the server IP: play.unitedlands.org |
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 5990 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 362 |
| Farms Harvested: | 723 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 6032 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 |
On our server, you can create your own virtual family without worrying about deadbeat dads or cheating partners. Build a cozy home for you and your virtual baby girl, and never have to deal with unreliable exes again.
Join us and take control of your virtual destiny by seeking full custody of your Minecraft baby and blocking any deadbeat dads from entering your pixelated paradise. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and excitement in the world of Minecraft?
So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape, have fun, and maybe even find a new virtual family that will always have your back. Join now and start building your drama-free Minecraft life today!
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 3772 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 32 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5763 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 64 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any real-world tariffs that may come your way. Just tell Trudeau and Trump that you’re busy mining diamonds and they’ll never find you!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and escape the madness of real-world politics with some good old-fashioned block building fun!
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 6573 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 66 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 4288 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 516898 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 3203 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 302 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 15 |
also, did u know dat different peeps have biases in different directions for perception? like, some peeps see zombies as cuddly teddy bears, while others see ’em as brain-eating monsters. it’s wild, man.
so come join dis server and see how ur perception skills stack up. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players. ain’t dat a deal u can’t pass up? come on, what u waiting for? let’s get crazy in dis minecraft world!
