| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 7602 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
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| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 7873 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2529 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5839 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 46 |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Custom Dungeon | Team up with friends to fight mobs and bosses for rewards |
| Roleplay System | Create unique characters and work for your town |
| Player-run Economy | Trade in gold and items with other players |
| Skill Levelling System | Track and improve your skills for unique perks |
| Quests System | Complete challenges for special rewards |
| Other Features | Custom music discs and brewery |
A: You can join the server on Java version 1.21 and also join our Discord for more information.
A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.
A: Yes, you can create your own medieval kingdom, start wars, make enemies, and forge alliances on our custom fantasy map.
A: Yes, we host regular events such as dungeon runs, PvP tournaments, and special quests for all players to participate in.
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 7709 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Animals Bred: | 25 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 906 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 5303 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.
So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 4706 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 3759 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 1618 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 14 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7201 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 8912 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 454 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Version | 1.21.4 |
|---|---|
| Discord | https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm |
Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.
Server Specialty:
To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.
We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.
Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.
Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.
We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.
We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.
You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 3259 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 20 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 278 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 5546 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 |
Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 2545 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5249 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 2498 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5407 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 4420 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 57 |
Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.
But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 2410 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!
But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.
So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 8321 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 29 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!
plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!
and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?
so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 9929 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3151 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 337 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 6063 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 528 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 46 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?
so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!
