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Daily Server Info: September 5, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 5454
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
Magic Items Found: 2419 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Dimension Hops: 11

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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