Anarchy in the world of 4×4 chunk
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 74 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4785 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 447 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 20 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8849 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
WE GOT A STUDY THAT SHOWS IF YOU JOIN, YOUR CLIMATE SENSITIVITY WILL BE SO FAST AND SLOW, LIKE 8C PER CO2 DOUBLING IN THE LAST 485 MILLION YEARS!
IMAGINE BUILDING A MINECRAFT HOUSE WHILE A T-REX AND A SPACESHIP FIGHT OUTSIDE!
SO COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 38 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5612 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 5319 | Enchantments Applied: | 189 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8315 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
– Our server is like a soap opera, but with furries. Dive into the drama of “The Frost On Her Feathers” or “Chicken In the Fox’s Den” for some wild storytelling. – Ever wanted to read a fanfic about a chicken getting into a fox’s den? Well, now you can on our server! – Join us for the epic saga of “Claws of Helion” or “Sanguine Dusk” where anthros battle it out in intense conflicts. – Need a break from all the chaos? Check out “Post-Work Relief” for a relaxing read. – Curious about the secrets of “Forgotten Places: Expedition”? Join our server to uncover the mysteries. – And if you’re feeling adventurous, join in on “Manhunt” for a thrilling adventure.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP for a furry-filled adventure like no other! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a fanfic or two along the way. Join now for a wild ride through the world of Human Males On Female Anthros!
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Epic Quests Completed: | 15 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 |
| Farms Harvested: | 302 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with family drama, awkward encounters, and unexpected plot twists! Just like this Reddit user’s experience at his brother’s wedding, our server is full of surprises and unexpected moments.
Imagine logging in to find out that your Minecraft sibling doesn’t want you there at all! The tension, the awkwardness, the drama – it’s all waiting for you on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of family members ready to take sides and judge your every move.
So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your every decision, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to provide all the entertainment you need? Remember, drama is just a block away!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 482 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 32 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 9475 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Star Shards Collected: | 217 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join us if you want to discover the secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world with their feathered army. Or maybe you’re brave enough to explore the mystical land of rainbow sheep who poop out diamonds instead of wool.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe where llamas ride on top of dragons and zombies breakdance for diamonds.
So, if you’re ready to question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, come join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride of wacky adventures and mind-bending discoveries!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Bordeaux is a city in southwestern France, known for its world-renowned wine industry and picturesque riverside architecture. It is the capital of the Nouvelle-Aquitaine region and is home to over 250,000 residents. Bordeaux is a UNESCO World Heritage site, recognized for its historical significance and cultural richness. The city is a popular tourist destination, attracting visitors with its vibrant food and wine scene, historic landmarks, and charming streets. Bordeaux is also a hub for research and education, with several universities and institutions located within its borders.
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 72 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Description |
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| The Janitor’s Closet SMP is a WorldBuilding/Geopolitical server where players create fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, player-made events, and more. |
| The server is set in a new world version 1.21, welcoming new players to join and bring their ideas and builds. |
| Expect plugins like Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and more to enhance gameplay and roleplay experiences. |
To join, fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.
Players can create their own fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, participate in war, and enjoy special player-made events.
Yes, expect plugins like Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and more to enhance the overall gameplay experience.
Join the Janitor’s Closet SMP Discord server at https://discord.gg/AuvNQqsQZj for updates, events, and community interactions.
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Crops Grown: | 4821 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 19 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Imagine a world where your therapist isn’t trying to convince you to chop off your Minecraft character’s hair for a good cause. No more social pressure from virtual teachers and classmates demanding you make a donation in the name of everyone because your virtual hair is just too fabulous to cut!
On our server, you can build a basement hideout and never have to face the guilt-tripping teacher who keeps pushing you to donate your virtual hair. Skip school in the game without any consequences and come back on November 1st to a stress-free virtual world.
Join our server and escape the madness of pink October in the real world. Keep your virtual hair long and luscious, and never worry about anyone forcing you to donate it for a cause you’re not ready for. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in a world where your virtual locks are safe from charity demands!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
