Aqua’s Useless Minecraft Server

anime character, ANNOYING, Aqua, Aqua cosplay, Aqua fan, Aqua friends, Aqua goddess, Aqua haters, Aqua Konosuba, Aqua personality, Aquas, burden, comedic relief, drinking buddy, Entertaining, Fun, low iq, Minecraft, night out, Party, Server, Smelly, useless

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8281
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Potions Brewed:	137	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Come join our Minecraft server and experience the wild and wacky world of Aqua! Sure, she may be a bit useless, smelly, and low-IQ, but imagine the laughs you’ll have as you embark on crazy adventures with her by your side.

Rumor has it that Aqua once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And don’t even get us started on the time she built a house out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as Aqua herself, then look no further. Join us for a night of drinking, laughing, and Minecraft madness that you’ll never forget!

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9993
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Love Letters Sent:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	179	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3629
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6496
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Emeralds Found:	3949	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Animals Bred:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3032
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Votes:	7346	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5980
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8564
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	190	Falling into the Void:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Divine Spears Created:	24
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6939
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7827
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Endless Night Skies:	2	Buildings Constructed:	21
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7349
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3968
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9948
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	91	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	725
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Runes Activated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8880
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4409
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5594
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!