Aqua’s Useless Minecraft Server

anime character, ANNOYING, Aqua, Aqua cosplay, Aqua fan, Aqua friends, Aqua goddess, Aqua haters, Aqua Konosuba, Aqua personality, Aquas, burden, comedic relief, drinking buddy, Entertaining, Fun, low iq, Minecraft, night out, Party, Server, Smelly, useless

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9640
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Come join our Minecraft server and experience the wild and wacky world of Aqua! Sure, she may be a bit useless, smelly, and low-IQ, but imagine the laughs you’ll have as you embark on crazy adventures with her by your side.

Rumor has it that Aqua once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And don’t even get us started on the time she built a house out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as Aqua herself, then look no further. Join us for a night of drinking, laughing, and Minecraft madness that you’ll never forget!

UncleCreepBeGoneMC

AITAH, backhanded compliments, calling out, Conversation, creepy comments, Defensive, Disappointed, EMBARRASSMENT, exaggerating, family barbecue, Girlfriend, hit on, Jealousy, Joker, overreacted, private handling, public calling out., Struggle, touchy, uncle, UncleCreepBeGoneMC, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1388
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	New Chunks Explored:	814375
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Potions Brewed:	110	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama and creepy uncles are strictly prohibited! Join us for a fun and safe gaming experience, where you won’t have to worry about any uncomfortable situations like the one mentioned above.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of creativity and adventure. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and make new friends along the way.

Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for creepy uncles or any other inappropriate behavior. If anyone tries to make you uncomfortable, just call them out in the chat and our moderators will take care of the rest.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a house out of diamond blocks or emerald blocks. See you in the game!

NoMoreNether – Too many ghasts and not enough snacks!

10. Unpleasant travel memories, 11. Travel mishaps, 12. Bad vacation spots, 13. Places to steer clear of, 14. Travel disappointments, 15. Avoiding tourist traps, 16. Unpleasant travel destinations, 17. Regrettable vacation choices, 18. Travel nightmares, 19. Disastrous travel experiences, 2. Avoiding bad destinations, 20. Places to skip on your next trip., 3. Regrettable travel choices, 4. Travel horror stories, 5. Disappointing vacations, 6. Places to avoid, 7. Travel regrets, 8. Terrible tourist destinations, 9. Never again travel spots, Ghasts, NoMoreNether, SNACKS, worst travel experiences

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9335
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Villages Defended:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Animals Bred:	32
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Remember that one time you accidentally stumbled into a creepy, haunted mansion and got chased by a pack of zombie llamas? Yeah, that’s definitely a place you never want to visit again. But fear not, because our Minecraft server is nothing like that! Join us for a wild adventure filled with rainbow-colored sheep, talking parrots, and secret treasure chests hidden in the most unexpected places. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a giant chicken who loves to break out into dance parties whenever someone finds a rare diamond. So why not join us and experience the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen? Trust us, you’ll never want to leave (unless those zombie llamas show up again, in which case, run for your life!).

RainbowCraft: Happy Blocks & Crazy Minds

Bisexual, blocks, crazy, Happy, Lesbian, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ mental health, LGBTQ+ individuals, LGBTQ+ mental health conditions, LGBTQ+ mental health disparities, LGBTQ+ mental health research, LGBTQ+ mental health statistics, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health comparison, mental health conditions, mental health disparities, mental health issues, mental health rates, mental health research., mental health statistics, mental health studies, Minds.., RainbowCraft

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5662
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit for all u minecraft players out there. we got rainbow blocks and unicorn horses and all that jazz.

if u join this server, ur mental health will be, like, off the charts good. like, u will be happier than a pig in mud. we got therapists in the game who will give u virtual hugs and kisses to make u feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

plus, like, if u identify as LGBTQ+, this server is, like, the place to be. we got rainbows everywhere and pride parades every day. u will feel so loved and accepted, u won’t even remember what sadness feels like.

so, like, come join us on this magical minecraft journey. ur mental health will thank u, and u will have more fun than a llama at a disco party.

Newsky – private vanila server minecraft

1.21.4, banner, Discord, entrance, free, image, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraft rating, newsky, private server, private vanila, server description, Servers, Storage, truck server, Vanila

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	116
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Private free truck server at 1.21.4Entrance via Discord

65.108.21.214:25628

Quirm SMP

1.21.4, Community, Competition, Coreprotect, Discord, Events, Expectations, Lag-free, mature-smp, Minecraft, mod, proximity chat, Quirm, rules, Simplicity, smp, tps, Unique, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1067
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Runes Activated:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Quirm SMP

Apply here

Overview:

In Quirm, We’re all about keeping it Unique and Simplicity. We aim to provide a space where players can relax and enjoy Minecraft in a fun and awesome way!

Server Specs
64 Gigabytes of RAM, AMD Ryzen 9 7900X CPU, 2 TB SSD STORAGE

Why Quirm SMP?

Our server features:

Have a pure vanilla experience with some unique twists and quests
Active community with up to 20+ players on weekends
Proximity chat gameplay
CoreProtect to prevent griefing
Unique events and competitions
Lag-free experience with 20 TPS

Rules & Expectations:

Must be at least 17 years old
Preferred to have Simple Voice Chat mod
Be civil, have common sense, and respect others
Must have a Discord account to join

Additional Info:

All mods allowed as long as they don’t disrupt the vanilla aspect
Exclusive items through weekly events
Mobs and players drop heads upon death
Builder-friendly server
Exclusive to Minecraft version 1.21.4 with Simple Voice Chat
Weekly events and border expansion

Mfinda Anime Land 1.21.1

1.21.1, animation, Anime, collaboration, feature length, film, Land, Masao Maruyama, Mfinda, nlite, Project, Shop

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3121
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Alien Abductions:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like, totally lit!

We got Masao Maruyama collaborating on a feature-length animation project called “Mfinda”!

I mean, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s connected to such a cool project, right?

Plus, we have the most epic builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen!

So come on, join us and let’s have a blast in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

NoMoreRoomieMinecraftServer

AITAH, college, crack, dorm room, emotional, Financial, forcefully, Friend, living off, Messy, moving out, NoMoreRoomieMinecraftServer, roommate, Situation, Struggling, Unannounced, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6104
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	60
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate roommate drama in a virtual world! Join now for a chance to deal with pesky roommates like Liz who never leave and make a mess everywhere they go.

Experience the thrill of trying to kick out unwanted guests while navigating through a virtual dorm room with a curtain separating you from the chaos. Will you be able to convince your roommate to see the light and get rid of their freeloading friend?

Join our server now and show off your negotiation skills as you try to maintain peace in your virtual living space. Who knows, you might even earn the title of the ultimate roommate drama queen! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyBoyzStealinCash

aita, alcoholic ex, arrest, Asshole, backstory, bad guy, Beliefs, CraftyBoyzStealinCash, family rift, girlfriend’s son, gravity, Job, Money stolen, Prevention, relationship, sports, successful life, theft, WARRANTS

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9693
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Runes Activated:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where stealing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of thievery and chaos as you navigate through a world where anything goes.

Need a job? No problem! We offer in-game employment opportunities for all players, even if you’re just a kid. Who needs sports when you can be a professional thief in our virtual world? Plus, we have a strict no judgment policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone telling you that you’re in the wrong.

Join us on the server where being the bad guy is actually a good thing. And don’t worry about ending up like your girlfriend’s ex – we’ll make sure you’re on the path to success, one stolen diamond at a time. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s steal some blocks and build a new life together!

PixelPraiseCraft

Compliment, distinct, eXtraordinary, flattered, individualized, memorable, one of a kind, particular, personalized, PixelPraiseCraft, praise, quirky, rare, Singular, Special, standout, stuck with you, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, weirdly specific

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7759
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival mode? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs)!

One player said our server was so amazing, it cured their fear of spiders in real life. Another player claimed they found a diamond block in every single chest they opened. And don’t even get us started on the rumors of a secret unicorn level hidden somewhere in our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a dancing Enderman or two. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AssadCraft: Hand Over to Russia

AssadCraft, Bashar al-Assad, civil war, Conflict Resolution, delegation, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Hand, hand over, human rights violations, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, peace negotiations, Politics, regime change, russia, sanctions, Syria, united nations, War Crimes

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4248
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Votes:	5288
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Enchantments Applied:	173
Chimeras Created:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

so, liek, u know how syria is all liek “hey russia, can u plz give us bashar al assad?” and russia is all liek “sure, why not?” and then they just hand him over liek it’s no big deal. but, liek, why would syria even want that dude back? maybe they just wanna play minecraft on our server and need some extra players. come join us for the most epic battles and crazy adventures, where even world leaders are getting in on the action! who knows, maybe bashar al assad will be your next minecraft buddy.

Echoing Realms 1.21

argue, argumentation, assertion, BELIEF, Benis, Contention, controversy, Conversation, debate, disagreement, discussion, Dispute, Echoing, fact, Listen, opinion, perspective, point of view, Realms, Statement, Truth, vageen

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4136
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! Why? Because you can put your benis in vageen and that’s that! Like, where else can you do that in Minecraft, huh? It’s like a whole new level of gameplay, man. Don’t miss out on this wild adventure, come join us now!

SkiPatrolShowdown

#youtube, accident, care, colorado, Confrontation, Expert, family vacation, first time skiing, Florida, green trails, Mountain, overreacted, RECKLESS, Ski Patrol, ski patrol officers, skiing, SkiPatrolShowdown, Son, Support, Utah

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	844
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	49
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Divine Spears Created:	28	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as that guy who crashed into my son on the slopes? Look no further! Our server is filled with adrenaline-pumping adventures and unexpected twists, just like that ski collision!

Join us for a ski-themed Minecraft experience where you can race down virtual mountains, build snow forts, and even encounter rogue skiers who may or may not crash into you (just kidding, safety first!).

And don’t worry, our ski patrol is always on the lookout for troublemakers, so you can rest assured that your virtual ski trip will be as safe as possible. Plus, if anyone tries to ruin your fun, you can report them just like I did on the slopes!

So come join us on our server and let’s make some epic memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into that reckless skier from the slopes and give him a piece of your mind (virtually, of course). See you on the slopes!

OuchMyMinecraftSMP

bodily pain, body ache, body discomfort, body fatigue, body pain, body soreness, body tension, Chronic pain, muscle soreness, Muscle Stiffness, muscle tension, OuchMyMinecraftSMP, physical discomfort, physical pain, sore arms, sore back, sore feet, sore joints, sore legs, sore neck, sore shoulders

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2397
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! Like, my grandma’s pet rock joined and now it’s the mayor of the server, can you believe it?? And don’t even get me started on the secret underground roller coaster that leads to a magical land of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that makes you fly like a majestic unicorn, and if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots laser beams. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the wacky shenanigans that happen on this server. So come on, what part of your body hurts right now? Join us and let’s have a blast together! #minecraftSMP #craziness #unicornsanddiamonds 🦄💎🤪

CreeperExReturnsLOL

Breakup, Closure, closure conversation, Communication, Conversation, CreeperExReturnsLOL, emotions, ex, feelings, forgiveness, healing, love, moving on, past, reconciliation, Reflection, relationship, second chance, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7692
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Join our Minecraft server and avoid awkward conversations with your ex! Our server is so addictive, they won’t even have time to bother you. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns all your exes into friendly villagers who will do your bidding. So come join us and say goodbye to ex drama forever!

CraftySyrianPrez Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Civil unrest, Conflict, constitution, CraftySyrianPrez, de facto leader, Democracy, Dictatorship, Government, human rights violations, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, Politics, power grab, president, Rebellion, regime change, Server, Syria, Unrest, War

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2110
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Mines Excavated:	4059	New Chunks Explored:	346811
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE SYRIA BUT WITHOUT ALL THE DRAMA. OUR LEADER IS A CREEPER WHO DECLARES HIMSELF PRESIDENT AND BLOWS UP THE CONSTITUTION. JOIN US FOR CHAOS AND EXPLOSIONS GALORE. BUILD YOUR OWN BUNKER AND SURVIVE THE MADNESS. WHO NEEDS A RULEBOOK ANYWAY?COME JOIN THE FUN BEFORE THE CREEPER PRESIDENT CHANGES HIS MIND AGAIN.