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ArtClassGrandparentsNoMore Minecraft Server

Affair, art classes, art viewings, ArtClassGrandparentsNoMore, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Divorce, Emotional healing, family, forgiveness, Grandparents, half-sister, love, Minecraft, no contact, parents, personal boundaries, reconciliation, Server, Support, Therapy

Are you tired of family drama and unwanted baby sisters? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can escape from real life chaos! Our server is filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun that will make you forget all about your crazy relatives. Plus, we have a strict no grandparents policy, so you won’t have to worry about them crashing your virtual world. Join now and build your own virtual family with players who understand the importance of boundaries. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PrePub Trimz – No Regrets

childcare, Childhood, Communication, cultural norms, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, Family Support, family tradition, Family Values, freedom, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, Guilt, Haircut, homeschooling, parenting, PrePub, puberty, Rebellion, regrets, Son, Trimz

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate hitting puberty with a grand haircutting ceremony! Join us and experience the thrill of being inspected by two older players to prove you’re a ‘man’ in the game. But be warned, if you try to hide your puberty status, you might face some embarrassing consequences!

Our server is like a virtual commune, where you can work on farms, homeschool your character, and experience the joy of free childcare while you explore the pixelated world. And don’t worry about cutting your character’s hair, because we fully support the tradition of long locks until puberty hits!

But beware, if you dare to break the family tradition and give your character a haircut, you may face the wrath of the virtual family members who will go absolutely ballistic at your decision. Will you choose to go no-contact with your virtual family, or will you continue to uphold the long hair tradition in the game?

Join us on our server for a wild ride of family drama, tradition-breaking, and pixelated puberty celebrations!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Hypeless in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant mushroom kingdom ruled by a talking cow, and even a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy (watch out for the evil gummy bears though).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, join our SMP today! Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BlockBustersMC

BlockBustersMC, destructive habits, detrimental actions, everyday actions, gradual damage, Harmless, health risks, hidden dangers, hidden risks, long-lasting impact, long-term effects, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, silent killers, slow deterioration, unhealthy choices, unhealthy habits, unhealthy routines, unnoticed consequences, unnoticed harm

Are you tired of slowly destroying yourself with mundane activities like drinking water or breathing air? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start destroying yourself in a much more fun and outrageous way! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will have you questioning your sanity in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to turn players into superhumans. So if you want to unlock your hidden potential and maybe gain some superpowers along the way, join our server today! Who needs water and air when you can have adventure and chaos instead?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mines Excavated:	2552	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyPutin Minecraft Server

Agreement, Alliance, bilateral relations, cooperation, CraftyPutin, Diplomacy, economic ties, foreign policy, Hassan Rouhani, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Moscow, Politics, putin, regional stability, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Tehran, Vladimir Putin

so like, putin was just chillin one day and he was like, yo iran, let’s be besties and sign this super cool strategic partnership agreement. and iran was like, heck yeah putin, let’s do it! now they’re like bffs and ruling the world together or something.

join our minecraft server and be part of this epic alliance! build your own russian-iranian empire and conquer the virtual world with your new besties. we have crazy events like putin vs. iranian leaders pvp battles and nuclear missile launches.

come join the fun and be part of the most powerful alliance in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you get blown up by a virtual nuke, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CoupCraft: RusArm Edition

allege, armenia, Caucasus region, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, CoupCraft, eastern europe, Edition, Espionage, foreign interference, former Soviet republic, government intervention., international relations, investigation, Kremlin, Overthrow, political manipulation, Political unrest, power struggle, prosecutors, RusArm, russia

come join our epic minecraft server where russia tried to stage a coup in armenia but failed miserably so now we have a bunch of angry russian players looking for revenge in the virtual world. watch out for flying borscht and vodka potions as you navigate through our insane custom maps and battle against players who may or may not be secret russian agents. join now for a chance to save armenia from the evil clutches of putin and his army of minecraft warriors. it’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Animals Bred:	180	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Loot ‘n’ Scoot: The Minecraft Server

consumer behavior, consumer culture, consumer goods, consumer psychology, consumer society, consumerism, consumption habits., decluttering, Detachment, dispossession, Impermanence, letting go, Loot, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, ownership, personal belongings, possessions, scoot, Server, transience

join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt.

plus, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one time i respawned as a potato and it was hilarious.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2634
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Caffeine Craze: Java & Chai

antioxidants, caffeinated, Caffeine, caffeine consumption, Cancer prevention, cardiovascular health, Chai, coffee, CRAZE, diabetes prevention, disease prevention, diseases, health benefits, Health benefits of coffee, Health benefits of tea, Health studies, java, Longevity, Lower disease risk., lower risk, neurological diseases, polyphenols, research findings, tea

come join our epic minecraft server where the coffee and tea are caffienated to the max!!! u will be so hyped up on caffiene u will be building like a madman!! plus, studies show that caffienated coffee and tea may lower ur risk of diseases, so why not join our server and live forever??? build, mine, and drink ur way to immortality on our caffienated minecraft server!!!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

The Crazy Minecraft Server

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Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Minecraft SMP – MS Paint Draw Thread

all skill levels, art, artist resources, Community, creativity, Discord, doodles, download links, draw, drawing, Fun, layer styles, Minecraft, MS Paint Draw Thread, mspdt, paint, Past Threads., pressure-free, Resources, silly, smp, Thread, Tips

Are you tired of sweating over your pixel-perfect builds in Minecraft? Do you just want to chill and draw some silly doodles without any pressure of being good? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ScaredCraft: Dare to Build!

Adventure, Bravery, breaking barriers, BUILD, conquering fears, courage, embracing fear, facing challenges, facing fears, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, pursuing dreams, pushing boundaries, ScaredCraft, Self Discovery, self improvement, stepping into the unknown, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, trying new things, trying something new

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of a diamond-encrusted bow? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decisions. Who needs to be scared when you can have this much fun? So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magic Items Found:	8681
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

RedLineRumble Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, long-range strikes, military conflict, military strategy, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, political tension, putin, Red Lines, RedLineRumble, russia, Secretary General, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine

lol imagine a world where nato secretary general is like nah putin we ain’t scared of your red lines we gonna keep on strikin ukraine like it’s our job. come join our minecraft server where we take on putin and his crazy red lines with our long-range strikes and epic battles. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to the moon where we battle space aliens. join us and show putin who’s boss in this wacky world of minecraft madness.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2721	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BabyBlockers Minecraft

BabyBlockers, birth rate, career focus, childfree, Chile, cultural norms, Decision making, declining birth rates, demographics, Family Planning, fertility, gender equality, Minecraft, Motherhood, personal choice, population decline, reproductive health, social trends, societal expectations, south america, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

come join our epic minecraft server where the birth rate is so low cuz all the women are too busy playing minecraft! we have magical powers that make you never want to leave the game, like seriously, we had a player who tried to log off and ended up getting sucked into the computer screen, now they live in minecraft land forever! plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of exploding. so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Steam Bucket Prank Shop

#Automotive, auto parts, bucket, bucket of steam, comedy, funny, gag gifts, hilarious, humor, inventory, joke products, Mechanics, new guy, Practical Jokes, prank, pranks, Shop, shop supplies, Steam, stores, Tools, Trickery, unexpected items, workplace humor

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and suddenly you’re transported to a world where auto parts stores sell joke products! like, you ask for a bucket of steam as a joke, but then they actually have it! can you believe it? it’s like a dream come true for all the pranksters out there. join our server for a chance to experience the wackiest and most unpredictable adventures in minecraft. who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wild and hilarious world! come on, what are you waiting for? hop on and let the madness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Plasma Hole Blasters

astronomical discovery, Astronomy, Astrophysics, black hole, Blasters, Celestial, Cosmic, discovery, emission, Galactic, Gigantic, Hole, jets, Massive, massive black hole, pair, Phenomenon, Plasma, plasma jets, scientific observation, Space, Universe

OMG GUYS, DIS SERVER BE LIKE A GIANT BLACK HOLE WITH PLASMA JETS SHOOTIN’ OUT EVERYWHERE! IT’S LIT AF, YOU GOTTA JOIN TO EXPERIENCE DA CRAZINESS. IMAGINE BUILDIN’ YOUR HOUSE WHILE DODGIN’ PLASMA JETS, IT’S A REAL ADRENALINE RUSH, YO. PLUS, THE BLACK HOLE BE LIKE A PORTAL TO ANOTHER DIMENSION WHERE PIGS FLY AND CREEPERS WEAR TOP HATS. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET WEIRD TOGETHER!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Emeralds Found:	9233
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Potions Brewed:	107	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3