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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 22
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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