Approved Larian Minecraft Server

Adventure, APPROVED, Character development, Exploration, FANTASY, gameplay, Immersive, indie game, Interactive, larian, Larian approved game, metaphor, Minecraft, narrative driven, pc game, puzzle solving, reminder, role-playing game, Server, storytelling, strategy, unique experience, video game, world-building

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw raves every night, and the only currency is emeralds. You can even ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, metaphorically speaking, this server is the bomb dot com!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6899	Towns Built:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Lesbian BFF Minecraft Server

BFF, day counter, Emotional healing, Emotional support, friendship goals, Lesbian, Long-term goals, manifestation journey, MANIFESTING, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, positive affirmations, save me, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, Self-expression, Server, talk about feelings

Are you tired of wandering the virtual world of Minecraft alone, desperately searching for your lesbian BFF who will save you by forcing you to talk about your feelings? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a hilarious journey filled with outrageous adventures and unexpected friendships.

Day 651 of manifesting your dream BFF is finally here, and she’s waiting for you on our server! Together, you’ll conquer epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even have a heart-to-heart about your deepest emotions. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

Don’t waste another minute trying to find your soulmate in the vast expanse of the Minecraft universe. Join our server today and let the magic of friendship (and maybe a little bit of romantic tension) unfold before your very eyes. It’s time to bring back the day counter and start counting down to the best virtual friendship of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

“The Trusty Anon” Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience thrilling adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of rogue players start a prank war that escalates into a full-blown TNT explosion extravaganza. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure, only to realize it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing diamond armor.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary faction known as the Potato Knights, who ride into battle on giant baked potatoes and wield swords made of french fries. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for their potato pun-filled battle cries.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Trust me, anon, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	55485	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Abilities, Adventure, Adventures, animal communication, Anime, blocky, Chopper, fantasy world, giant ability, giant talking ability, Jinbe, long tail tags, Manga, Minecraft, mysterious powers, one piece, Pirates, Road and Gerd, Server, SHONEN, Strawhats, Supernatural, talk to animals, Talking Animals, Unique abilities

Do you want to join a Minecraft server where you can talk to animals just like Road and Gerd? Forget needing an inbetween like the strawhats, we’ve got the real deal here! Imagine riding into battle on the back of a talking pig or having a conversation with a wise old chicken. The possibilities are endless on our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough animals, they’ll even help you mine for diamonds! So come on down and join us for some animal-talking shenanigans. Who needs a giant ability when you’ve got a talking sheep by your side?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ores Mined:	4797	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

The Christpill Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!

But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6920
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where anything is possible, including the most unexpected love stories! Join us and witness the wild adventures of small Asian exes marrying big, hairy bearded BWC lumberjack type white DILFs who are way more masc than you could ever imagine.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique blend of romance, comedy, and pure chaos all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous love stories in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find your own unexpected match made in blocky heaven! So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server like no other.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Hungry Yaymes Minecraft SMP

Create, cubes, DIMENSION, ELEMENTALS, Enchanting, Explore, fairy-kei, fairytale, FANTASY, Hunger Yaymes, HungerYaymes, Hungry, love, MAGICAL, magical dimension, Minecraft, mystical, smp, WHIMSICAL, Yay, YAYLY, Yaymes, yume kawaii, ユニHG原宿Yaycation

Welcome to the most whimsical and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us in the enchanting world of elementals where you can frolic with fairies, unicorns, and maybe even a dragon or two (if you’re lucky)!

But that’s not all – our dimension is filled with yume kawaii fairyy-kei cubes and things that will make your builds the envy of all other players. Show off your creativity and let your imagination run wild as you craft the most fantastical creations imaginable.

And let’s not forget about the Hunger Yaymes – a thrilling competition where you must battle it out to see who can survive the longest without food. It’s a test of skill, strategy, and sheer willpower. Will you emerge victorious or succumb to the hunger pangs?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our magical Yaycation and experience the love, the laughter, and the YAYLY madness that awaits you! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)! YAYS!!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Farms Harvested:	501
Holy Grails Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server

Birthday Calendar, Chuubas, CraftyCraze, ducks, Epic, Indie streaming, indie vtubers, Japanese VTubers, koikatsu cards, large indies global, Minecraft, net fans, OC material, Russian vtubers, Server, tiermaker, Twitch Clips, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, Twitch viewers, vod archival guide, VOD archives, youtube equivalent

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a VIP club in Ibiza? Look no further than our server, where only the most elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more are allowed to join. Why settle for the basic b*tches when you can rub virtual elbows with the crème de la crème of the indie vtuber world?

Have an oshi with 499 views? Sorry, sweetie, this server is for the big leagues only. We’re talking Twitch partners and YouTube equivalents here. And if you’re worried about corpo vtubers infiltrating our exclusive space, don’t fret – we only accept chuubas who aren’t defined by their corporate branding. We’re all about that independent, free-spirited vibe here.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Twitch clips, VOD archival guides, Koikatsu cards for some spicy content, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar because why not? Plus, we’ve got ducks. Yes, you read that right – DUCKS. What more could you possibly want from a Minecraft server?

So come join us and experience the virtual VIP lifestyle like never before. Who needs real-life clubs when you can party it up with indie vtubers in the digital realm? Don’t be basic, be boujee. Join our server now!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like the AEW of Minecraft – full of drama, chaos, and unexpected twists! Just like when Hangman tried to go into business for himself, you never know what crazy antics will happen next on our server. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness! Who needs quality when you have pure insanity? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

HardBox Vanilla Minecraft server

childhood memories, Datapack, drawing chunks, gameplay, high complexity, invite friends, long games, maximum vanilla, new decorations, new dispenser options, No commands, no degradation, no kit starts, no limit on worlds, no private parties, No Sethomes, no shops, no teleports, no weddings, No Wipes, no work, positive emotions, Survival, Unique, unique mechanics, Vanilla, Version 1.21.

HardBox is a vanilla server without private or wipes. It is suitable for both beginners and experienced players, as it creates a special atmosphere for long games!

Standard scope:The server is aimed at maximum vanilla survival, without weddings, shops, work, private parties and other things created for degradation. Kit starts, commands for sethomes, and teleports are completely absent.

Gameplay: The server’s task is to provide a unique gameplay that is far superior to regular servers and radically different from regular servers running as a carbon copy. 1. We have no limit on worlds

2. Drawing chunks of 16 blocks

3. Datapack for 1000 achievements

4. High complexity of the game, so as not to get bored and remember your childhood.

5. Unique mechanics that fit perfectly into the game and you definitely haven’t seen them anywhere. (For example, they returned the illusionist cut by the game developers, added new options for decorations, added new options for the dispenser on behalf of the player, and this is only a small part)

Version 1.21 is specially selected for players who like to play on new versions

Invite your friends, loot and get a lot of positive emotions from the game!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Enchantments Applied:	68

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

High Cuddle Minecraft Server

Alone Time, comfort, Contentment, Cozy, CUDDLE, Cuddling, daki, digital companionship, escapism, getting high, Happiness, HIGH, leisure activities, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, mood booster, Peaceful, Relaxation, self-care, Server, stress relief, video games, virtual reality

Are you tired of boring old video games? Do you want to experience a whole new level of relaxation and fun? Join our Minecraft server and get ready to get high on adventure and cuddle up with your favorite daki! Our server is filled with crazy builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who love to have a good time. So why waste your time on video games when you could be getting high and cuddling your daki on our server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Holy Sovl In Seovl Minecraft SMP

#youtube, asian music, calming, cultural music, healing, HOLY, holy soul, instrumental music, Korean music, meditation, mindfulness, Minecraft, Music, Relaxation, Seo, seoul, Seovl, smp, soothing music, Soulful Music, SOVL, SPIRITUAL, traditional music, Video

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a village full of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Holy Sovl In Seovl, a mystical artifact that grants its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds and make trees grow bacon.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Holy Grails Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, cc, Costume Party Mixer, Crafty, Dawn, Dawntrail General, final fantasy xiv, FotM Fit Edition, Golem Alts Meetup, Halicarnassus, Halloween Musicals, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Male Meetup, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Saturday morning cartoons, Server, The Crow, The Ondo Cups, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Trail, Twin Peaks, Wolf’s Pier

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy events, and non-stop fun!

Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a top hat? Why not! Our server is all about letting your imagination run wild.

But that’s not all – we have epic meetups like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can show off your wildest outfits and dance the night away. Or how about the Monthly Male Meetup in Malboro Crystal, where you can bond with other players over your love for Minecraft and manly things.

And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event – it’s like a treasure hunt on steroids! Plus, our All Saints’ Wake celebration is the spookiest party in town, with haunted houses, pumpkin carving contests, and more.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Potions Brewed:	93
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Bitcoiners Minecraft SMP Society Riches

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Are you tired of those pesky bitcoiners hoarding all the virtual riches while the rest of us suffer in poverty? Well, fear not, for on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret weapon to combat their “hodling” ways!

Join us on this wild and wacky server where we have developed a special potion that turns all bitcoin into diamonds! That’s right, no more worrying about those digital coins taking over the economy – we’ve got it covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of sneaking into bitcoiner bases and stealing their precious loot. It’s a heist like no other, and you can be a part of the action!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the fight against the bitcoiners. Together, we can create a more balanced and diamond-filled society for all!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Hopeless Romantics Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is like a Creeper explosion – unexpected and potentially devastating! Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like listening to Smashing Pumpkins. But instead of feeling lovey-dovey, get ready to feel the pain and humiliation of being blown up by a Creeper while mining for diamonds.

Forget about Cupid De Locke, on our server, love is more like Zero – constantly trying to survive and rebuild after each heartbreak. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast doing it!

So come on over and join us for a crazy fun time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places – like a hidden chest full of enchanted gear!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Did They Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. And did they… y’know? Oh yes, they did! The drama is real and the gossip is juicy on our server.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, hidden portals to mysterious dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And don’t even get me started on the pranks that players pull on each other – let’s just say that TNT is involved more often than not.

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventures of your gaming life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Towns Built:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Crops Grown:	4403	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”