Approved Larian Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

2020 election, Campaign, CHANGE, Crafty, democratic party, Diversity, election, empowerment, female politician, Government, history-making, kamala harris, Kamalas, leadership, Minecraft, policy, Politics, progressive, representation, Server, trailblazer, united states, vice president, Voting

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

bamco, business decisions, canceling games, company restructuring, corporate culture, downsizing, employment issues, Failed, firing employees, game development, job loss, Layoffs, layoffs news, Minecraft, smp, Termination, termination of projects, unknown 9, Video Game (Industry), video games, workforce reduction, YOU DID THIS

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Love Letters Sent:	17
Dimension Hops:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

TartarusCore Minecraft server

2b2t, Minecraft, pirated launchers, Russian, Server, TartarusCore

Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

#Falcom President, #Trail through Daybreak II, Crafty, demo gameplay, Dengeki stream, Downloads, Falcom, Farewell O Zemuria, guides, interview, Kai no Kiseki, Minecraft, Mods, physical copies sold, pre-patched translations, saves, Server, Steam, survey, trails in the sky, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X: Nordics

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

“We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

activism, CHANGE, Democracy, don’t pick oranglini, empowerment, equality, fight the powers, freedom, Gonna, Justice, Minecraft, our life, our song, political activism, Power to the people, protest, resistance, Rig, rigging, right to choose, smp, voting rights, you don’t belong

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3135	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crafty People Minecraft Server

Communication, Crafty, extroversion, extrovert, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Hermit, Insecurity, introversion, Introvert, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Minecraft, people, relationships, self worth, Server, Social, social anxiety, Social Skills, social validation, socializing, validation, validation seeking

Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, Archive, Autumn Livestream, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Blue, blue archive, Commissions, Event Pre-Registration, general, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, Heavy Armor, Kikyou, Koyuki, kurokage, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Nagisa, PVs, Renge, Resources, ROADMAP, SCHALE Settlement Task, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Toki, Yukari

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

Ambush, ambush awareness, ambush countermeasures, ambush defense, ambush escape, ambush evasion, ambush preparedness, ambush prevention, ambush response, ambush response tactics, ambush response training, ambush security, ambush strategy, ambush survival, ambush tactics, ambush techniques, ambush traps, Minecraft, Server, trap design, trap placement, Traps

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP

4K60, Advanced technology, Alternatives, Digital Media, diy projects, Encoderless, Encoding, Hardware, high resolution, innovation, Mainstream, Minecraft, mini computers, multimedia, Raspberry Pi, SBCS, smp, tech solutions, Technology, Video, video encoders, video processing, video production, video streaming

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	134
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

animal, cat, Climax, control, Cumming, disbelief, Erotic, EXCITEMENT, Feline, funny, INTENSE, Minecraft, orgasm, overwhelmed, Pleasure, reaction, Sensation, Sensual, Server, STOP, Surprise, uncontrollable

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Meteorites Collected:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Chest Pains Minecraft SMP

chest, chest discomfort, chest pain causes, chest pain diagnosis, chest pain management, chest pain prevention, chest pain relief, chest pain remedies, chest pain symptoms, chest pain treatment, chest pain triggers, chest pains, chest tightness, coffee, health concerns, heart attack, left side, man boobs, Medical advice, Minecraft, nicotine, Pains, smoking, smp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Star Shards Collected:	61	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Sparkle World Minecraft server

Anarchy, Custom Items, Minecraft, Server, Sparkle World, Survival

Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Blocky Racism Minecraft Server

blocky, cultural norms, discrimination, implicit bias, Minecraft, prejudice, Privilege, racial awareness, racial bias, racial dynamics, racial education, racial identity, racial inequality, racial justice, racial prejudice, racial sensitivity, racism, Server, social justice, societal conditioning, Stereotypes, systemic racism, white people

Are you tired of dealing with racist mobs in Minecraft? Join our server and experience a world where even the creepers are woke! Our server is so inclusive, even the Ender Dragon is a social justice warrior. Plus, our villagers offer free diversity training seminars every Tuesday. Say goodbye to bigotry and hello to a world where everyone is treated equally, even the chickens! Join now and help us build a world where discrimination is just a bad dream (literally, we have a plugin that bans racist players in their sleep).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Ores Mined:	3001	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

The Snoot Minecraft SMP: Saturday – Lunara’s Mighty Need Edition

Aggie, AO3 page, Blender models, Downloads, Edition, Fang board playlists, Greentext Mega, Guide, hug the gator, Low Poly models, LUNARA, Lunaras, Mighty, Minecraft, Mods, Previous thread, saturday, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snootboorus, thread archives

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, including the Snoot Game mod where you can hug gators and the Fang board mod where you can listen to music playlists that will make your pickaxe swing faster!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?

So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Dimension Hops:	12
Farms Harvested:	325	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

What Was He Thinking Minecraft Server

animated characters, animated classics, animated movies, bad hair day, character analysis, character inspiration, comedic, COSPLAY, costume design, el dorado, fashion fails, Funny Moments, humor, Minecraft, movie quotes, movie references, questionable choices, Server, Styling, thinking, tulio, Wig, wig styling techniques

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine if Tulio from El Dorado decided to spice things up by wearing a $5 wig from the discount store and didn’t even bother styling it – that’s the level of insanity you can expect on this server.

Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	463	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5