| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 8204 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 5686 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5285 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
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| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 2597 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 14 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5868 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 |
Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.
Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.
But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.
No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 9167 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 50 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 695590 | Void Gems Collected: | 15 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 46 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 2742 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4490 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 9440 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1963 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 99 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1018 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 10 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!
So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 6798 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3165 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 5321 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 46 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.
Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?
So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 4785 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Epic Quests Completed: | 28 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 2107 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 85 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 6353 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
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A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!
A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.
A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.
A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.
A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 3299 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.
Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.
But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 3284 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 4099 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 104 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 9273 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 139 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.
So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 7326 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 1525 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 16 |
also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the players turn into werewolves. like, no joke. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly BAM you’re a werewolf tearing through the mines like a maniac. it’s chaotic but also kinda fun, ya know?
oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, they’re like the mafia but cuter. they control all the trades and if you cross them, they’ll spit on you. it’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s what makes it exciting.
so, if you’re looking for a server that’s a mix of chaos, creativity, and llamas, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 5452 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 119 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
| Emeralds Found: | 6058 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house! And get this, when they mined it, a whole army of zombie pigmen came out and started doin’ the Macarena! True story, bro.
But wait, there’s more! On this server, if you drink too much coffee (like 4 cups worth), your character starts doin’ the cha-cha slide uncontrollably! It’s hilarious, trust me.
So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs sleep when you can be partyin’ with zombie pigmen and doin’ the cha-cha slide, am I right? Let’s get this block party started!
