So, like, this server is like, totally bananas, man. It’s like, so crazy that even Belarus is blocking Russia from getting apples just to join. Can you believe that? Like, apples are serious business, dude.

But, like, on this server, we have apples for days. Like, you can build a whole empire out of apples if you want. And not just any apples, but like, enchanted apples that give you superpowers. You can fly, shoot lasers out of your eyes, and even turn into a giant apple yourself. It’s wild, man.

But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who have their own language and culture. They throw the wildest parties, dude. And they’re always looking for new members to join their bacon-loving ranks.

So, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as Belarus blocking Russia from apples, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the planet. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Tsavo Teeth DNA Lions

    Tsavo Teeth DNA Lions
    come join our server where the lions are the bosses and you gotta fight for your life against the Tsavo Man-Eaters! these lions ain’t messin’ around, they got DNA stuck between their teeth from all the humans they ate back in the 19th century. if you think you can survive against these legendary beasts, then come on in and prove yourself! but be warned, these lions are no joke and they will hunt you down like you’re their next meal. so grab your sword, armor up, and get ready for the ultimate battle of your life on our server!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8576 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Akoot&Co: Where even our server name can’t escape the minecraft bracket-brigade

    Akoot&Co: Where even our server name can’t escape the minecraft bracket-brigade
    Our crossplay server is a chill, semi-vanilla Minecraft community with a fresh world and quality-of-life enhancements carefully crafted to offer the finest Minecraft experience possible. In our open beta phase, we invite you to join us as one of the pioneering members of our growing community. Imagine a server where mystery and lore intertwine, where nations and player bases flourish, where an organized crime syndicate of rats terrorizes the citizens of Maltsburg for their cheese, and where exciting events enrich your gameplay.
    Features
    No application required! Just launch the game and play!

    IP: akoot.co

    Bedrock IP: mc.akoot.co

    Version: 1.21.1

    FAQ

    Is there land claiming?

    No, we operate on an honor system with rollbacks in place to prevent griefing.

    Can I have multiple homes?

    Yes, you can have unlimited homes in our server.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Are They Oirish? Minecraft Server

    Are They Oirish? Minecraft Server
    Top o’ the morning to ya! If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lucky as a leprechaun with a pot of gold, then look no further! Our server is filled with Oirish charm and shenanigans that will have you feeling like you’re dancing a jig in the Emerald Isle.

    Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and skills. But be warned, if you lose, you’ll have to do an Irish jig in the town square for all to see!

    We also have a special event every St. Patrick’s Day where the entire server turns into a giant leprechaun hunt. Find the elusive leprechaun and you’ll be rewarded with a pot of gold (in-game currency, of course).

    So come join us on our Oirish adventure and see if you have the luck of the Irish on your side! Just watch out for mischievous fairies and pesky banshees along the way. Cheers!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 139 Dimension Hops: 8
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Runes Activated: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Chimeras Created: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP

    Sluts from Years Past Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our legendary community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

    First off, we have a tradition of posting our favorite /b/ sluts from years past in the chat. It’s like a twisted version of show and tell, but with a lot more questionable content. You never know what kind of NSFW gems you’ll uncover in our virtual museum of debauchery.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of a horde of angry chickens. It’s like a twisted game show hosted by a deranged poultry enthusiast.

    And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championships,” where players saddle up on their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and giant spiders. It’s a spectacle that must be seen to be believed.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, come join us and prepare for a wild ride. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things tend to get a little… unconventional around here.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 31 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • ChemicalTasteMC Server

    ChemicalTasteMC Server
    Looking for a server that will keep you on your toes? Join our Minecraft server where the floor is so clean, even a non-verbal toddler won’t find anything to munch on!

    One time, a player’s girlfriend found a mysterious mushy object in her son’s mouth and went on a taste-testing spree around the house, trying to match the flavor. She licked dishwashing pods, took a bite of a hot glue stick, and even sampled fabric glue – all in the name of solving the mystery!

    Join us for the most bizarre adventures and unexpected challenges. Who knows, you might even discover the secret flavor that will keep you coming back for more! Just remember, always be prepared to call poison control if things get too wild.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • UncleCrushDramaCraft

    UncleCrushDramaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of pure chaos and fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry.

    Imagine a world where single moms and attractive firefighters on motorcycles roam free, where little girls plan to marry their uncle and go on adorable dates with balloons and ice cream. This is the kind of madness you can expect on our server.

    Build your own virtual paradise, ride around on electric bikes at a max speed of 10 mph (just like Olivia and her uncle Mateo), and embrace the craziness that comes with being part of our community.

    So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a place where painting nails, princess dresses, and inappropriate crushes are all part of the fun? Come join us and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 401 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • HateCraft SMP: Norms be Crazy

    HateCraft SMP: Norms be Crazy
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building and mining in peace? Well, look no further because our SMP is anything but normal! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and of course, plenty of laughs.

    Our server is like a reality TV show on steroids, with players constantly scheming, betraying each other, and causing mayhem wherever they go. Think of it as a mix between Survivor and The Real Housewives, but in blocky pixel form.

    But don’t worry, it’s not all drama and chaos. We also have epic build battles, insane challenges, and even secret treasure hunts that will test your Minecraft skills to the max. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but normal, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the next big star of our crazy little world!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 74 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • AnimeCraft: First Watched!

    AnimeCraft: First Watched!
    Join our Minecraft server and relive your first anime experience in a whole new way! Dive into a world where every block is a different anime character, and every creeper is actually just a misunderstood tsundere. Build your own anime-inspired creations and battle it out with other players in epic anime-themed PvP battles. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden realm where all the waifus and husbandos come to life! So come on, join us and let’s make your first anime experience in Minecraft one you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 9205

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • PyongyangDroneWars Minecraft Server

    PyongyangDroneWars Minecraft Server
    lol so like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where u can build ur own missile and launch it at ur enemies like u r in N. Korea or sumthin. we got drones flyin around and stuff, just like in South Korea tryna spy on us. but don’t worry, we got ur back, u can be the ultimate dictator in this server and rule with an iron fist. join now and show those pesky drones who’s boss!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Towns Built: 9 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • CraftyCanuckRx

    CraftyCanuckRx
    yo yo yo, u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz we got canada vibes all day erryday! we passin bills left and right to cover all yo birth control and diabetes drug costs, ain’t nobody gotta worry bout dat on our server! we got polar bears ridin moose as mounts, maple syrup flowing like lava, and igloos for days! come join the fun and let’s build a snow fort together, eh?

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Gods Slained: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Magic Wands Crafted: 20
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Wild West Therapy Town

    Wild West Therapy Town
    yOu wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got da most lit therapy sessions inspired by Indigenous healing techniques. Picture dis: you mining for diamonds while also working through your childhood trauma with a virtual shaman. Our therapists are like wizards, casting spells to heal your soul while you build epic structures in the game. Trust me, you ain’t never experienced therapy like dis before. So come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • What is the IP for CaseOh Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for CaseOh Minecraft Server?

    CaseOh is a talented musician and producer known for his unique blend of electronic and hip-hop sounds. With a growing fanbase and a distinct style, CaseOh is making waves in the music industry. His dynamic production skills and catchy melodies set him apart from the crowd, establishing him as an artist to watch in the future.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • ✅StellarVolt ✅| Space, weapons and realism Minecraft server

    ✅StellarVolt ✅| Space, weapons and realism Minecraft server
    Greetings! Thank you for deciding to look here. I wish you a good mood and a pleasant game on our or any other server!

    StellarVolt is a new survival server in Minecraft with industrial-space and realistic mods.

    – The server is located on version 1.12.2, although this version is far from new, it is one of the most stable and optimized, and also has a huge range of mods for every taste. The disadvantage of the version is compensated by the FutureMC mod, which adds some of the content from the new versions of 1.16.x.

    – The server does not have private parties in the usual sense; instead, a clan-like faction system is used, which allows players to create their own factions, control and defend their territories, and also interact politically with other factions.

    – The collection of mods includes more than 50 different modifications, the main ones include: Galacticraft, Immersive Engineering, Tough As Nails and an analogue of Flan’s. Despite the number of mods, the assembly is optimized and should produce acceptable FPS on weak devices.

    You can only access the server using the project’s special launcher. “Why is it needed?” – you ask.– Well, firstly, it’s convenient, you don’t need to constantly reinstall mods manually, because of some minor changes, the launcher will do it all on its own.– Secondly, you don’t need to have a license to log into the server, since the project uses its own player system, which also allows you to install your own skins and capes, including HD quality.– And thirdly, this is additional protection from dishonest players who use cheats or hack accounts.

    Main server mods:‎‎‎Industry– Immersive Engineering– Immersive Petroleum-Galacticraft– IronChest

    Weapon– Expansive Weaponry (Similar to Flan’s mod)

    Survival– Tough As Nails– Serene Seasons-Food Funk– HarvestCraft

    Realism– Realistic Terrain Generation– Dynamic Trees– YUNG’s Better Mineshafts

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Void Gems Collected: 11 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 9313

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • AwkwardVanilla: Where chaos meets confusion! No hacks, no resets, just semi-anarchy fun on 1.20.6 EU server

    AwkwardVanilla: Where chaos meets confusion! No hacks, no resets, just semi-anarchy fun on 1.20.6 EU server
    Server Name UneasyVanilla – Vanilla Anarchy with NO Hacking
    Launch Date 10th of March 2020
    IP uneasyvanilla.com
    Version 1.20.6
    Website https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/
    Discord https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/discord

    Overview:

    UneasyVanilla is a vanilla anarchy Minecraft server running since 10th of March 2020, designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. There are no gameplay-altering plugins, no teleportation, no sethome, no grief prevention, and no pre-determined economy. Griefing and raiding are permitted but using hacks/cheats is not.

    FAQ:

    Q: Can I use hacks on UneasyVanilla?

    A: No, using hacks or cheats is not allowed on UneasyVanilla. Players found using such tools will be banned.

    Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

    A: No, UneasyVanilla is a vanilla server with no gameplay-altering plugins.

    Q: Can I set a home or teleport to coordinates?

    A: No, teleportation, sethome, or any form of location manipulation is not allowed. Players must traverse the world by foot or other means of transportation.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on UneasyVanilla?

    A: Yes, griefing and raiding are permitted on the server, but players should keep in mind the line between fair gameplay and targeted harassment.

    Q: What makes UneasyVanilla different from other servers?

    A: UneasyVanilla offers a true vanilla experience with total freedom for players to create, explore, and interact in an anarchy environment, without the use of hacks or cheats.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Enchantments Applied: 288 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

    Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic gameplay and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese! Our community is so wild that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of blowing up your hard work.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite mining power, capable of turning dirt into diamonds with just one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe also has a mind of its own and will occasionally break out into song and dance numbers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 11, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Falling into the Void: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 27
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY