So, like, this server is like, totally bananas, man. It’s like, so crazy that even Belarus is blocking Russia from getting apples just to join. Can you believe that? Like, apples are serious business, dude.

But, like, on this server, we have apples for days. Like, you can build a whole empire out of apples if you want. And not just any apples, but like, enchanted apples that give you superpowers. You can fly, shoot lasers out of your eyes, and even turn into a giant apple yourself. It’s wild, man.

But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who have their own language and culture. They throw the wildest parties, dude. And they’re always looking for new members to join their bacon-loving ranks.

So, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as Belarus blocking Russia from apples, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the planet. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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