Are you tired of being surrounded by Apple drones who think they’re too cool for school? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate escape from the cult of Apple! Join us and break free from the chains of conformity as we build, mine, and troll our way through the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with these woolly masterminds or will you be left in the dust?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let your inner rebel run wild! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas…

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 172 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
Volcanoes Explored: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • MineCraftMishaps

    MineCraftMishaps
    Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft? Well, let’s just say I learned the hard way that pigs can’t fly…literally. But don’t worry, on our server, we have flying pigs that can take you on epic adventures through the skies! Join us and learn valuable life lessons like never trusting a creeper with your diamonds or trying to tame an Ender Dragon as a pet. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you forget to bring your enchanted golden carrots for the journey!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 110 Potions Brewed: 50
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • MissileCraft Airlines

    MissileCraft Airlines
    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where Air France planes be dodging missiles in mid-air? Well, you’re in luck cuz that’s exactly what goes down on our server! Imagine building your epic base while watching planes do crazy stunts to avoid getting blown up. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! Join now for the most adrenaline-pumping experience of your life! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear – if you can find it, that is. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos on our server!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 39 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Magic Items Found: 6534
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Zombie Dances: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Smile Quest Minecraft Server

    Smile Quest Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never forget the smiles of our friendly villagers, especially Old Man Jenkins who always has a twinkle in his eye and a secret stash of diamonds hidden in his house (shh, don’t tell anyone).

    Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist busting a move to the sick beats of our resident DJ, DJ Enderman. He’ll drop the bass so hard, you’ll be mining diamonds in no time.

    But beware, there’s a legend that a mythical chicken roams the land, laying golden eggs that grant wishes to those who find them. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen the golden glow of the chicken’s feathers as it struts through the forest.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the adventures are wild, the laughs are plenty, and the memories are unforgettable. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they love photobombing your selfies.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Heartwarming Friendship Minecraft SMP

    Heartwarming Friendship Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where friendships are forged in the fires of battle and camaraderie is as strong as diamond armor! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental creeper explosion.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally built a house out of TNT. Instead of getting mad, the whole server rallied together to help them rebuild, creating a bond that could withstand even the most explosive of situations.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging into battle.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper blast). Let’s make some memories and have a ton of laughs together!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    New Chunks Explored: 414003 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server

    CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of your child being given a weird nickname at daycare? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is called by their actual name, no weird nicknames allowed! We promise not to call you “Sparkle Unicorn” or “Silly Goose” unless you want us to. Our server is a safe space for all names, no matter how normal or wacky they may be. Say goodbye to confusing identity crises caused by daycare nicknames and hello to a world where you can be who you truly are! Join now for a nickname-free experience like no other.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 72
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Star Shards Collected: 188 Magical Moments Shared: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • BlockBaeNoGo

    BlockBaeNoGo
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your tooth breaking while eating? Look no further! Join our server for a root canal of fun and adventure!

    Just like this OP’s boyfriend, you’ll be begging for pain relief after experiencing the intense excitement of our server. But don’t worry, we won’t pout if you say no to sharing your virtual pain pills.

    With a high tolerance for epic gaming experiences, you’ll need to numb yourself with laughter as you navigate through our crazy virtual world. And just like this OP, you’ll have to deal with infections of mobs and monsters trying to take you down.

    So come join us on this insane Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of the game!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 30 Magic Crystals Found: 14
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3640 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Onxy Middle School

    Onxy Middle School

    INTRODUCING ONXY SMP

    Onxy SMP is now open We are a Minecraft SMP server that focuses on team orientated activities, including the Senate! where players can make clans and make alterations to the servers rules and functionality! Additionally we offer a experience that fits everyone’s playing style! – Casual Playing – Grinding – Building and PVP through the use of events!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 21
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Enchantments Applied: 134

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Aspire SMP

    Aspire SMP

    Ice heart: Freezes players in 25 radius for 10 seconds

    Fire heart: Burns players according to your energy

    Water heart: Gives dolphins grace/ water breathing & gives you a shooting ability that does ton of damage

    Earth heart: Strikes a lightning that does damage and heals you if you are in the overworld

    Strength heart: you will get strength 3 for 10 seconds. If you were looking at a player, the player will get weakness 2 for 5 seconds. Completely weakening their damage.

    Health Heart: you get a additional heart temporarily depending on your energy and heal.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Void Armor Forged: 17
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 19
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8613 Demon Skulls Collected: 27

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because Plov is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to drop the beat.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden eggs. Will you be able to curry favor with this feathered monarch and earn his clucky blessings?

    And let’s not forget about our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks”. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Plov today and embark on a wacky adventure that will leave you clucking for more!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 48 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 93
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Wilderness Tamed: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP

    Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is bringing back the iconic 2000s aesthetic in a whole new way! Imagine building your pixelated empire while jamming out to your favorite hits from the 2000s, like “Hey Ya!” by OutKast and “Sk8er Boi” by Avril Lavigne.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Castle, where you can rent virtual movies and snacks to enjoy with your virtual friends. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dance party where you can bust a move with Herobrine himself!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you mine diamonds while wearing low-rise jeans and listening to your favorite emo anthems? Join us now and experience the ultimate blast from the past in Minecraft!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • BootyBlock Minecraft Server

    BootyBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build, mine, and craft without any butt-touching shenanigans? Look no further!

    Join us for a server full of crazy stories like the time a player tried to sneak a finger into someone’s virtual butt and got kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”. Our community is all about respecting boundaries and having a good time without any unwanted surprises.

    So if you’re tired of dealing with butt-grabbing drama in real life, come join us for some virtual fun where the only thing getting touched is your pixelated creations. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Void Armor Forged: 10
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 49 Vanishing Items Found: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • HurricaneBabyShowerDrama

    HurricaneBabyShowerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t let a little thing like a hurricane stop us from having a good time! Join us for the most epic baby shower ever, complete with flooded areas and debris-filled landscapes. Our server is so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually driving through traffic for hours on end just to get to the party!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being called out by your pregnant sister to take the wheel of a massive truck, even if you’re loopy and hallucinating from exhaustion. And don’t worry, we have special accommodations for our autistic players, like driving trucks the size of small houses.

    So come on down to our server and show us if you’re the real MVP like our OP, who’s willing to push through exhaustion and traffic just to make it to the baby shower. And remember, respect goes a long way – especially when dealing with pregnant sisters who refuse to reschedule their parties for a little thing like a hurricane. Join now and let’s hope that some force out there is strong today and on your side, just like in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1047 Crops Grown: 9523
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 13 Void Armor Forged: 17
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Magic Items Found: 2344

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners

    TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners
    hey u, yea u! r u looking for a minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! imagine a world where u can build ur own empire, battle dragons, and ride pigs into battle. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

    we’ve got so many epic features that’ll make ur head spin. from custom biomes filled with unicorns and rainbows to secret dungeons with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. and get this, every full moon, a giant zombie apocalypse takes over the server and u gotta team up with ur fellow players to survive. it’s like a real-life horror movie, but with pixelated graphics.

    oh, and did we mention the Nobel Peace Prize winners? yea, that’s right. the survivors of the atomic bomb in Tokyo have joined our server and are spreading peace and love throughout the land. u can even visit their virtual memorial and pay ur respects. it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that u won’t find anywhere else.

    so what r u waiting for? join our server today and experience the joy and tears of a lifetime. trust us, ur minecraft world will never be the same again.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • No Water Temple, Just Waves

    No Water Temple, Just Waves
    yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the Zelda game Wind Waker but with more water than a freakin ocean, bro. we got so much water u gonna be swimmin for days, but guess what? NO water temple to mess with ur vibe. just endless watery fun, like a never-ending water park but with creepers and stuff. come join us and make a splash, literally. dive in and see what crazy adventures await in our waterlogged world. trust me, it’s gonna be a wet and wild ride.

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1124 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 50 Epic Shields Constructed: 14
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Void Armor Forged: 16

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Mococo’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Mococo’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and become part of the epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Legend has it that whoever finds the llama will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Plus, rumor has it that Mococo herself plays on our server and will personally congratulate you on your epic llama-finding skills. So come join us and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 12, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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