Are you tired of being surrounded by Apple drones who think they’re too cool for school? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate escape from the cult of Apple! Join us and break free from the chains of conformity as we build, mine, and troll our way through the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with these woolly masterminds or will you be left in the dust?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let your inner rebel run wild! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas…

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 106/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Astral Amulets Crafted: 19 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Meteorites Collected: 2
Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 11
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

New Minecraft Server
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