ApologizeCraft SMP – SorryNotSorry

adult toy, Apologize.., ApologizeCraft, Apology, as fuck, Erotic, FANTASY, fetish, Fun, giant dildo, giant steel dildo, INTIMATE, Kinky, Kino, metal dildo, Naughty, Pleasure, sex, sex toy, smp, SorryNotSorry, steel dildo

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7499
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a world where giant steel dildos reign supreme. That’s right, our server is filled with massive steel dildos that you can use to build the most outrageous structures you can imagine. Want to build a castle made entirely of steel dildos? Go for it! How about a rollercoaster that sends you flying through the air on a giant steel dildo? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. From epic steel dildo battles to hilarious pranks involving, you guessed it, steel dildos, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Steel Dildo, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power (and a pretty good time).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the thrill of the steel dildo for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Academic Socials 1.20.1

1.20.1, ACADEMIC, socials

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5029
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Void Gems Collected:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in a frat house but with blocks and pickaxes!

We got all the college sluts running around in their pixelated glory, shaking their blocky booties and building some sexy structures.

If you wanna get your game on and mingle with some virtual hotties, this is the place to be.

Plus, where else can you find a server that combines education and erotica in such a mind-bending way?

So grab your gear, slap on your best skin, and get ready to party with the Socials College Sluts Edition!

CoffeeGroundsDumpin

Apology, Argument, Chores, coffee grounds, CoffeeGroundsDumpin, Communication, DISHES, Frustration, Household, husband, keurig, Marriage, morning, overreacting, pettiness, promise keeping, reusable pod, Routine, Rushing, stay at home mom, work

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6048
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where coffee grounds reign supreme in the sink? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a land where coffee grounds are banned and promises are kept! Build your dream coffee-free home and live in harmony with your virtual neighbors who understand the struggle of dealing with coffee grounds in the sink. Don’t let your husband’s coffee pod antics ruin your day – join us and start fresh in a world where coffee grounds are a thing of the past!

RiseNShineMinecraftSMP

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5468
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Yo, listen up fam, you gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like seriously bro, it’s the most epic server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, one time, there was this player who joined the server and within five minutes, they found a diamond horse with wings and rode it into battle against a giant army of zombie chickens. And guess what? They won! It was epic, man.

And another time, someone built a giant statue of a potato that shot lasers out of its eyes and protected the whole server from griefers. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! This server has a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical unicorns that grant wishes. I heard one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server.

So, what are you waiting for, dude? Join this Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend of the server. Don’t miss out, bro!

EthicalMineCraft – No Creepers Here!

#sustainability, Accountability, activism, animal welfare, Boycott, companies, consumer activism, consumer choice, corporate greed, Corporations, CREEPERS, discrimination, environmental impact, ethical concerns, EthicalMineCraft, Exploitation, fair trade, HUMAN RIGHTS, labor practices, social responsibility, supply chain, transparency

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	286	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to find out they were sourced unethically? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where all our resources are ethically and sustainably sourced by our team of vegan, eco-friendly villagers. No more guilt while building your dream castle!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Join them in their quest to overthrow the oppressive rule of the evil sheep overlords and claim your place as the rightful ruler of the land!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where ethical sourcing meets epic adventures with talking chickens. It’s cluckin’ awesome!

Recycled Thermoset Kingdom

#sustainability, bio-sourced, bowling balls, car tires, circular economy, crosslinked, degradation, Durability, eco-friendly, environmental impact, green technology, hip joints, incineration, Kingdom, landfill, Plastic, Recycled, Recycled materials, recycling, sustainable materials, Thermoset, thermoset materials, waste management

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1701
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as recycled as a car tire? Well, come join our server where we recycle everything, even your grandma’s hip joints and old bowling balls!

We use bio-sourced materials to create new plastic that is as strong as those crosslinked thermosets but can be easily recycled and degraded. It’s like magic, but better!

Join us on this wild ride as we turn trash into treasure and build the craziest creations you’ve ever seen. Who needs incinerators and landfills when you can join our server and save the world, one block at a time?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the most epic recycling adventure in Minecraft history! Let’s show the world that even virtual blocks can make a difference.

Sharky Love Island 1.21.1

1.21.1, adorable sharks, aquatic beauty, cute animals, cute shark, ISLAND, love, marine life, marine wildlife, ocean creatures, oceanic cuteness, sea animals, sea creatures, shark appreciation, shark community, shark enthusiasts, shark family, shark fandom, shark lover, shark obsession, shark pride, shark wife, sharky, underwater love

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1679
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Zombie Dances:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Votes:	1552	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Potions Brewed:	138	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

OMG, you won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! Join now to see my adorable shark wife swimming around like a boss. She’s the queen of the ocean and you gotta see it to believe it.

Our server is like a zoo on steroids, with all sorts of wacky creatures and characters roaming around. It’s a total mind trip, man.

And the best part? We have a secret underground disco party going on 24/7. Get your groove on with the creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF.

Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown. Just watch out for the dancing Endermen, they’ll steal your heart (literally).

DadCraft: School Event Reminder?

activities, aita, co parenting, Communication, DadCraft, Event, family dynamics, involvement, kids father, off campus sports, parental responsibilities, parenting, reminder, School, school communication, school events, school events reminder, school involvement, school notifications, school schedule, school sports, sports schedule, text messages

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2654
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	New Chunks Explored:	151614
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Are you tired of being the family secretary, constantly reminding your partner about the kids’ activities? Join our Minecraft server and escape the never-ending cycle of text messages and sports schedules! Our virtual world is filled with magical creatures who will happily take on the role of reminding your partner about important events. Plus, our youngest player has some serious sass and will put your partner in their place if they dare to ask for reminders. And don’t worry, even if you decide to take a break from the server, the school messages will still come through – because our server is just that powerful. So come join us and let the chaos of Minecraft distract you from the chaos of real life!

CraftyCompliments

awkward compliments, backhanded compliments, bizarre compliments, compliments, compliments that are strange, compliments that sound weird, CraftyCompliments, odd compliments, offbeat compliments, peculiar compliments, quirky compliments, strange compliments, unconventional compliments, unique compliments, unusual compliments, weird af, weird as fuck, weird compliments

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2638
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll hear compliments like “your pickaxe is sharper than my wit” and “your creeper explosions are like fireworks on the Fourth of July”. Join us for a wild ride of wacky compliments and insane adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world. So come join us before they hatch their evil plan!

PanicCraft – ER Escape Edition

Covid-19 pandemic, Edition, emergency care, emergency department visits, ER visits, Escape, Healthcare, healthcare crisis, healthcare data, healthcare statistics, healthcare system, healthcare trends, leaving ER, Medical advice, medically recommended, pandemic effects, pandemic impact, PanicCraft, patient behavior, patient decisions, patient safety, Patients, statistics

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6052
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Towns Built:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

LOLZ JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, EVEN COVID PATIENTS WANNA LEAVE THE ER TO PLAY! 53.6% INCREASE IN PEEPS LEAVING THE HOSPITAL TO JOIN OUR SERVER, THAT’S HOW EPIC IT IS! 721 MILLION VISITS BUT 5.9 MILLION PEEPS DIPPED TO PLAY MINECRAFT INSTEAD, THAT’S SOME DEDICATION RIGHT THERE! COME BUILD, SURVIVE, AND LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF WITH US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT! #MINECRAFTOVERHOSPITALS #SERVERGOALS #COVIDCANTSTOPUS

Mystic Web of Laughter 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, BIZARRE, boss fight, Creative, Death Stranding, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, ha, humor, Innovative, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, mystic, strange, surreal, Unique, video game, web, webm, weird

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3802
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Yo, bruh, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the boss fight in Death Stranding but with blocks and creepers instead of BTs and BBs.

Join if you wanna experience the thrill of battling insane mobs and building epic structures at the same time.

This server is so lit, it’ll make you question if you’re still in the game or if you’ve been sucked into a parallel universe where everything is made of pixels.

Don’t miss out on the chance to have a crazy adventure that’ll leave you wondering if you’re still sane.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

WornOutWife’s Minecraft Server

Asshole, Caring, Communication, Conflict, doubts, Earrings, feelings, GIFTED, huggies, husband, INVISIBLE, love, Marriage, meaningful gifts, Minecraft, relationships, Server, sweet gestures, Upset, Valentine’s Day, Wedding, WornOutWifes

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8256
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of meaningful gestures? Look no further! Our server is like a loving husband who always remembers to buy you earrings for Valentine’s Day, except instead of earrings, we give you epic loot and surprises around every corner!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where every block holds a potential gift just for you. And don’t worry, we promise not to give you the same pair of earrings over and over again like that forgetful husband did. So come on, dive into our server and let us show you just how much we care about the little things!

HubbyNoMoreCraft

aita, Business, Decisions, DECORATE, Ditching, Endeavor, HubbyNoMoreCraft, husband, Investments, Kids, legal liability, LLC, MISTAKES, negligence, office, partner, Protect, restructuring, silent partner, TAXES, unreliable

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5225
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Secret Passages Found:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than your husband’s business structure? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this partner’s business decisions.

We promise you won’t have to worry about doing anyone else’s taxes or paychecks – unless you want to, of course! Our server is a place where you can be a silent partner or take charge, it’s up to you. Plus, we guarantee that you won’t have to deal with any legal messes like this poor soul.

So come join us and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the craziness of our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new business partner who actually knows what they’re doing!

KimJongCraft

Alliance, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, front lines, Geopolitics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Military operations, military presence, north korean, peace talks, Politics, russia, strategic decisions, Troops, Vladimir Putin, War, Withdrawal

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3676
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Holy Grails Found:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

lol join our minecraft server and u can be part of the epic battle between north korean troops and russia!!! u can choose ur side and fight for glory!! build ur own base and defend it with ur life!! maybe u can even negotiate a peace treaty with kim jong un himself!! come join the madness and see who will come out on top in this crazy warzone!!! 😂🤣🚀🔥

Anarchy – 0b1t server minecraft

0b1t, Anarchy, anarchy server, Chaos, Community, competitive, Economy, Events, Factions, Griefing, Hardcore, Minecraft, No Rules, ONLINE, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, TOXIC, War

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9914
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	143	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

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Wild Spirit Realms 1.20

Allegory, animal characteristics, animal ears, animal tail, Anime, Anthro, Anthropomorphic, beastperson, discrimination, Diversity, equality, FANTASY, human-animal hybrid, isekai, lesser species, Minority representation, racial discrimination, Realms, representation, social commentary, spirit, Wild

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2403
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Yo, bro, do you want to join this Minecraft server where you can be a beastperson with animal ears and tail? It’s like being a furry but in Minecraft, so you can act like a human or an animal whenever you want.

Join us and be part of this crazy world where you can be an allegory for a minority and experience what it’s like to be seen as a lesser species for no reason at all.

Forget about all the racial shit in anime, come to our server and live out your wildest anthro animal person dreams without being isekai-ed.

It’s a wild ride, bro, so hop on and let’s get weird together in this Minecraft server like no other.