| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 2842 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 62 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 15 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
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| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 966 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 357 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Votes: | 3480 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 17 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 109 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1677 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 4040 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Ores Mined: | 2880 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 3940 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 152 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 7727 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 16 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 88 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 2889 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 2319 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 6043 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 285 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Votes: | 6687 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 237 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 16 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8057 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Ghost Minerโs Tools Found: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 877 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 110 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 6568 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 50 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 8393 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 189 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 2159 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 8435 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 2252 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 13 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 157 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9116 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 8215 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 | Buildings Constructed: | 16 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 3313 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5866 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
